Evening, sir!

Evening, sir!

Robert got the night off, here's your medium popped corn and medium diet coke.

That will be $79.99.

Plus tip.

Who are you? Where am I? Where did you get those old popcorn bags from my childhood? WHAT YEAR IS IT

Manlet pit is looking a little empty tonight

>medium
This is clearly the wrong order

>whole family went to see Wonder Woman over the weekend
>Came with because not a total autist
>total came up to over 100$
it really is getting out of hand all jokes aside

Robert is not here tonight?What a shame.Nobody is gonna stop me now.

where do you live? that's on the medium-cheap side for a group of four

Where do you sit Sup Forums?

>Quality theater
Bullshit, when was the last time you cleaned those showers?

nothing for me, im watching my blood sugar
my wife wans one of those extra long snikers bars and a vanilla sundae with hot fudge

I'm Vin Diesel so front row obviously

D-2 next to Stacy. Time to work my magic

may I speak with your owner please?

Chicago area
Theres 6 of us so i guess ive got it pretty good then if thats on the cheap side

>posting the old floor plan

Uh I ordered a coke zero. Yes, there's a difference. You know what, forget it. Robert wouldn't have messed this up, thats why they pay him the big bucks

Looks like ive got no choice, into the manlet pit i go.

Does this price include the penis inspection yes or no pls respond

Ah thanks - I was getting a bit stressed about the anvil situation in that other layout

Went to the admittedly most expensive section of the Leicester Square Odeon over the weekend and it was 47 quid for two people.

>$79.99 plus tip
>PLUS FUCKING TIP

JFC is this a highyway robbery?

I don't know where people come up with these ridiculous theatre prices. Where I love a ticket will cost no more than $8. Generally half price for matinée or a senior or student discount. Drinks are ~$3 and medium popcorn is $5. I don't typically buy snacks there, though.

You have to pay an extra if you are under 9 inches

Fuck you Dan, you popcorn piper scumbag

We don't all live in the year 1990.

Watcha gonna do kiddo? Your nigger buddy is not here we in charge now.

>rape golem

Got 4.7 laughs from this pic. 2 of them hearty.

SAVED

Shit i'm way early, damn movie trailers. I'm gonna head out and get some more butter for my pop-

Holy shit is that Robert? He's coming out with his own kino???

This is Columbus, Ohio 2017.

Does anyone know what they do with the foreskins they get from the penis inspections?

Ever heard of a hot dog?

>Him? Oh don't worry, that's just user. He'll be sitting in the singles section, far away from the rest of you. Won't you, user?

Your Kinohaus has a singles only section? Mine doesn't even let singles in. They don't even let customers accompanied by falcons in

Both parents have blue eyes, one of the kids has brown eyes, thats scientifically impossible

The moms cheating.

Those kids aren't his.

I wish I didn't

Who is this whore? Where is Lane?What's happening in the kinoplex?

That's a Pepsi you stupid nigger

in my country i can literally buy 1 months supply of food for that money

"h-hey can I get a free refill?"
>PLEB DETECTED - INITIATING SENTENCING PROTOCOL: ROBERT.EXE....SEQUENCE COMPLETE. YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO 18 MONTHS IN THE POPCORN MINES. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REMOVE YOUR VIRGIN COLLAR AT THIS TIME.
every fucking time they come up with new ways to get me. this is god damn entrapment.

Take off your gay ass Mickey Mouse gloves and your retarded pencil eraser looking ass hat and fight me in the designated manlet pit.

pedro or pajeet?

Hey Al, what's the catch of the day?

Right next to the manlet pit so I get a good view of what I paid for