This looks pretty bland and that is the truth.
This looks pretty bland and that is the truth
Cameron Parker
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Jose Howard
No hat?
Levi Lopez
>Dark Tower
It's a BBC metaphor
Aiden Bell
AYO RANDALL HOL UP MAH NIGGA
Ryan Bell
Poor Mr. McConaughey. Just once I want to see him play a good villain
Jason Ward
But he was the best thing about Texas Chainsaw 4.
Carson Robinson
He's the best part of most movies he's in but that doesn't make them good.
Hudson Thompson
It looks terrible.
Wizard and Glass best book
Anthony Jones
The one silver lining of this movie is the possibility that it kills Sony. They've had a lot of high profile flops lately.
Xavier Sullivan
They just can't make good movies anymore; Hollywood has moved on.
O discordia.
Adam Cook
It's shitty
Luke Perry
That's not The Drawing of the Three
Josiah Collins
Watch Killer Joe
Ryder Perez
>Roland that neither looks nor acts like Roland
>excessive amount of time spent in Snooze York instead of the actually interesting world
>no Eddie
>whatever the fuck that bullshit with catching all six falling bullets in the chambers was, bitch that ain't the reloading trick
>but mostly the fucking first one
It may be schlocky garbage, but The Dark Tower was at least endearing, entertaining schlocky garbage with a lot of thought put into the first four books. This is a soulless cash-in that hasn't earned its title, let alone anyone's money.
Life for this movie's fuckin crop, cause I'll piss on it.
Aaron Parker
Why are they even making it a movie? It should be a television series of 13 one hour episodes per book.
It's going to be shit.
Xavier Carter
why does everyone keep saying that?
drawing of the three is clearly the best
the trailor looks good even though roland is black. fucking stupid decision. Kind keeps a lot of creative control of his movies so i don't think it's going to fuck anything up.
Christian Gonzalez
this, way too much bullshit to cram into a single movie
Liam Jackson
Drawing of the three is better in sequence , as a standalone novel W&G is far superior
Easton Watson
Can't wait for Dark Tower 2: Search 4 whar da whit wimminz be at
Owen Wood
wtf i love niggers now
Nolan Sullivan
But the robo legs that he controlled with a remote was the best.
Juan Anderson
That scene with the chicken drumstick was fucking weird
Connor Green
DAE wish Idris Elba was their dad?
Camden Thomas
They could've have just called it the gunslinger and made book 1, fucks sake I hate Sony so much
Gabriel Turner
The Dark Tower: WE WUZ KINGS Edition
Jace Thompson
Yea, not the only bit
>why are you answering the door naked?
>well I didn't know who it was did I?
Seriously what the fuck
Jordan James
Fuck Dark Tower, can we please get a Long Walk adaption?
Henry Nelson
really makes you think
Noah Walker
Why is Idris Elba memes so hard as a good actor? I haven't seen anything that I thought he was good in.
Jayden Torres
they both want the same thing though...
The secret to Dark Tower is that Flagg is a cynical Roland. They've both been to the same places and thhey're both going, or trying to go, to the same place
Matthew Brooks
Isn't this getting a capeshit treatment?
Hunter Miller
Flagg's motivations are confused as fuck, he works for the crimson king who's trying to bring down the tower, he also wants in the tower himself, he wants to rule the world sometimes he wants discordia and sometimes he takes side trips to start world ending plagues and make emerald city, Flagg was a very confused individual
Jonathan Jenkins
>wish Idris Elba was their dad?
Pffft!
my wife's son at least!
Camden White
If it's brown, flush it down.
Blake Davis
the black'n man vs the man in black