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ALL I WANT IN LIFES A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE TO TAKE THE PAIN AWAY

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The goal

GETTING STRONG TODAY

been trying to fix my sleeping schedule for about 2 weeks now

WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN BLACK

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im pound keyed out

Am I doomed to inceldom?

danekike is here and he's already shilling for the democratic party. horrid little leftist

nigger

bet you've been trying to do it by staying up all night like a mong

>tfw you remember how your gf would squeeze your hand and look up at you as you walked
>tfw won't ever wake up next to her and cuddle again

W2C helium?

it has worked every year for the last couple of years

problem this year is that I snooze off for an hour because it's too much to handle and I end up not being able to sleep up till about 6am

Don't be irresponsible, Helium stocks globally are running out.

Use Carbon Monoxide instead

>you'll always mean more to me than others do
>we'll always be good friends
lol

Ask her if you can take some pics of her feet. Works for me, but I'm tall and handsome.

No, I'm sure you'll be the toast of your barrio.

>>tfw you remember how your gf would squeeze your hand and look up at you as you walked
>>tfw won't ever wake up next to her and cuddle again
thanks god i'll never have a gf

Im a lonely person

I just toil come home and eat and then sleep and toil

I spend my weekends doing errands(washing, cleaning etc) and posting on here.

I have no friends. I have no romantic prospects. I just exist as labour.

Has she had plastic surgery yet? Eyes look a bit too buggy

I'm not a fucking spic

>when a brit says "schedule"

mong

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Howling

skeh-jool

Im a lonely person

I just toil come home and eat and then sleep and toil

I spend my weekends doing errands(washing, cleaning etc) and posting on here.

I have no friends. I have no romantic prospects. I just exist as labour..

why do they bother saying shit like this?

>we can still be friends

umm nah, i'm good thx

skejule

As soon as i type the number 6 in my phone "66-fag-poo" comes up as a suggestion lmao

yes

you look like a waiter at my local mexican restaurant

can't understand this post
what does W2C mean
and you can clearly remember or imagine that event
it's easy enough to do

what height are/were you and your gf by the way
are you a lanklet or are you going for short girls
I like the feeling of domination but I want a tall gf for tall genes for my offspring

isnt this that noncebait kid who was talking to her mum about ice cream or something? The utter state of the comments on that video

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same desu. Getting older too and the months seem to just fly by now.

i'd kiss those big lips of yours x

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What are you then?

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Yeah. But how the fuck is 'no' three syllables in Korean?

Do girls not realise men do not want females as friends. Only beta orbitors do

Cache "Ka-shay" e.g. a cache of gold coins

shed-yu-el

Italian mostly. I do have a Irish great great grandfather.
>inb4 amerimutt

I want a platonic friendship with a gril

CASH

"where to cop"

/fa/ slang for "where to buy"

Worst part is I can relate to that

Correct. I would only want a female of non-reproductive quality or sworn to another man to be my friend, for insight and personality reasons. Every available woman is a potential fucktarget.

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me on the far right

someone post one of those russell howard greentexts

high heels should be illegal

rorke

Where to cop (Where can i buy)

desu I do it atm with another girl but it's not the same.

I'm 6'2, she was normal for a girl, maybe 5'7 or something. Current girl is like 5'3, too small desu - don't want manlet kids.

>/fa/
okay, go ahead and cop it then lad

>wanting friends

gay

women should be illegal

t. 6'1"

Going to marry a woman and have 5 kids

>Do girls not realise men do not want females as friends. Only beta orbitors do

Hey, looks like there was a typo on the letter I was sent and I'm probably not doing unpaid work after all

Result

Also homeless Chan is an attention seeking fraud

Anything at all to avoid conflict.

>the absolute manlet on the left failing to see obvious signs of disgust on the human female's face

blondies are taller than the semi-chad there
don't mind tall women so long as they bow down before their man like the rest of the feminoids

I'm 5'6

>I'm 6'2"
>current girl is 5'3"
>don't want manlet kids
good lad

its the respectful version of saying it lad, so if you were talking to someone older you'd add 'yo', if you were talking to your friend or gf you'd just say 'ani'

t. korean gf

Cool story bro.
Am 5'11. have a 5'10 gf. Would not cut it any lower desu.

It originated from this

Depends lad, I have some good platonic female friends but they are way cooler than the majority of women
Would still fuck the attractive ones too, it's really not either or

This is how i always felt talking to girls at a nightclub

Bro it has an 'e' and it's French.

farts are very pungent this morn

women can be giants
i'll still fuck em up

Fascinating.
I do remember those mc'd's cups. Brings me back to 05 or so. Nostalgia makes anything good.

captcha: flushing pepsi

downloaded TPAB and DAMN. not impressed at all, lads.

anyone know what that device by the wheel arch is

I'll still up fuck them

Are you seriously black?

Those cups are pretty aesthetic desu

no it didn't desu...'cop' has been slang for 'purchase' in London for several years

Pronouncing french-originating words with English phonetics is acceptable when there's no English translation and it's not just a word borrowed from French for literary prestige. Give me an English word for cache (cash) if you can.

A wheel

Only matcg fat girls on tinder

>Fascinating.

Not even gonna bother to watch this runt

Been watching I origin, fucking awful movie

It’s actually pronounced cash

Absolute subhumans in this probation office

I'm the only non-white surprisingly

2nd cold of the winter season

POOP IN MY FUCKING BUTT

most domestic violence is started by women
*smashes fists*
but its always FINISHED by men

more than just london lad

criminal scum

wait he's out on FUCKING PROBATION

its great Dumbass

havent been to maccies for nearly a year lads, miss their food sometimes but i cant bring myself to eat amongst the runtish herd you typically find in a high street McDonalds

Must be in North

no.

ok you got me

God bless domestic peacekeeping.

Lost the plot after the spic woman got chopped in half