Why did Garnet and Peridot have to reenact this scene?
It pissed me off enough the first time.
Levi Nelson
Why is Opal so small in this pic? canonwise she's fuckhuge.
Jackson Russell
Shit OP
Xavier Hughes
Best Gem
Ian Peterson
steven will be a big guy
Luke Turner
Better thread
Aiden Garcia
I think it's just the perspective that's messing things up.
Jason Lopez
I wish I hadn't jumped ahead. Now I have so long to wait for new episodes
William Roberts
This way /sug/
Alexander Gutierrez
>friendly reminder to wary of the beefcake fanfiction writer because he's seriously said some weird over sexualized shit to pre-teens.
>dont trust the discord he floats around in too it's like a little den for him and woskis to preen nudes out of teeny boppers.
David Roberts
...
Oliver James
>theres a discord god i can already hear the heavy breathing
Tyler Hernandez
>tumblr
Brayden Taylor
I miss the concept documents for the protag of Fallout 4. Our wasteland title would have been The Officer, and we would have most likely had roots in pre-war enclave. But nah. Gotta have that rudimentary black and white story telling and muh forced Railroad parallels to slavery. Ugh.
Welcome to /sug/, where we try to beat back the porn and pedophilia with sticks the size of Jaspers muscles, in hopes of quelling the /trash/ uprising. Will we win this war of attrition? Only time will tell. I'm your host, Lapissed Lazily.
Let's do this.
>Our top story! Big Body Steven is confirmed to the be the official /sug/ husbando. Eveybksy rejoices as they believe in Steven. >Pandemonium! Rampant pornposters try to shit up the threads more then they need to be by posting an uncouth amount of futa. What the hot mess of fresh fuck you guys? >With all this porn, you'd think people would learn to appreciate the Fang Gang and their general harmlessness. >local infamous legend and [Redacted]fucker daterape makes another appearance before he's promptly smited from the face of the earth like the wrath if god witnessing homosexuality for the first time. >CN mystery resolved?! HP Lovecraft's ghostv tantalizes us with the idea that the CEO of CN is a Dunwich horror that which the likes of our mortal coils have never seen. Only instead of insanity, its an Elder God of Stupidity and Annoyance. >Shock and awe transpire as newfags are aghast at the rate at which CN pumps out Teen Titans Go. It really is that bad. I'm sorry you got hooked on this show.
Thanks for listening, stay tuned.
Jack Ward
>using the tumblr argument like it's supposed to somehow take away from what im actually saying.
grasp those straws harder.
Jonathan Watson
So what?
Sebastian Taylor
because it's a close up ?
Leo Jones
WHICH ONE
Josiah Clark
Sorry, I should have called you a newfag directly instead.
Luke Campbell
You know guys it would be better if this thread weren't spammed so much
Cooper Foster
You're doing as great as always, LLNK. Stay golden.
Jaxson Sullivan
The other one
Nathan Hill
To Lady of the limbs, Please do a story about Steven going an adventure with Jasper, Lapis and Peridot. Thank you in advance.
Josiah Morales
yeah woskis and beefcake so what?
>it's only wrong if you get caught keke
Isaiah Moore
Thanks for the report.
This one is better and has LLNK.
Jeremiah Jones
We're back, baby!
Luke Perry
Here have some cringe
Kevin Ramirez
not that guy but,
>O-M-G PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BEAT IT OFF TO CARTOON CHARACTERS
only tumbrl would give a shit and make a fuss out of a non issue
Aaron Johnson
*going on an adventure
Carter Price
Never been to Sup Forums I see.
James Gutierrez
...
Ethan Nelson
Who cares? Half of Sup Forums are pedophiles anyway. Unless there fucking kids in real life, I don't care.
Adrian Cooper
Thanks for the update LLNK
Nicholas Perez
...
Jordan Jackson
How to make SU great again
>stop depicting Rose as a saint >allow Steven to emotionally mature and start learning how to lead >show that not all enemies can be reasoned with but can be outmaneuvered >address that Garnet is an unhealthy relationship and have ruby and sapphire break up for an extended period, giving steven an opening to become the leader >actually give Connie a chance to take part in the major conflicts >introduce more gems that aren't just pearls or rubies >actually kill off or corrupt a major character >add new gems whose nature raises new questions about the setting (Amber, Cubic Zirconia, Mother of Pearl, Moonstone) >maybe make Sadie a knight too? nah...
Benjamin Adams
>dude like everyone does it whats the big deal
what kind of fucked up non caught reality do you live in?
Thomas Anderson
That guy in the left >his smile and optimism: Gone or >Why did I choose to sit here?
Julian Phillips
and the difference between a SJW and your average Sup Forumsesmoker is...?
Connor Russell
A tumblr user is trying to convince a whole bunch of degenerates to stop replying to someone because of their jacking off with fictional characters habits. Just ignore him and if it gets too annoying report him for spamming.
John Sanders
Ironically enough, the guy on the left has this exact expression.
Lincoln Evans
>>show that not all enemies can be reasoned with but can be outmaneuvered
Did you miss the giant fight four episodes ago?
Adam Brooks
>tfw you were drunk and the lapis cosplayer you picked up has a dick
Carson Fisher
>Have Garnet split up Yes. >Steven finally takes over as leader Yes! >Unhealthy ugh i agree but they just need to split up and learn how to be fucking individuals again.
Eli Taylor
The gender
Jack Ward
So, anyone got links to the actual comics or this shit? Who doesn't love some Connie-Peridot-Steven Polyamoury?
Brody Evans
And have Steven fuse with the Gems, and fight as himself in battles but use ALL of his fusions when he has to, a.k.a. not just fighting as Stevonnie.
Wyatt Gray
>pedophile tries really really hard to save face
ahahahahahahahah
Brody Cruz
This image about perfectly depicts /sug/
Especially the Bill cipher in the background.
Caleb Gray
How much of a newfag are you? >complain about people jacking off to cartoon children
Again, unless these lolifuckers are raping kids in real life, I don't care.
Ian Morgan
>newfag not knowing where they're posting
Isaiah Roberts
He's fucking trying to Read the post about exploiting nudes from the underage
David Cox
Source.
Connor Powell
no see the issue isnt just that it's the discord they inhabit too. its just them and a bunch of teens/preteens hanging out posting overly sexual shit trying to goad people to play a lot with their "games"
this is not your run of the mill tumblr complaint this is erious shit.
Aiden Butler
That's not spam. That's an accidental double OP because we're forced to wait for a narrow time window to make a new thread instead of just doing it at bump limit
Kayden Kelly
Thanks for spreading the truth about Steven!
Jacob Adams
I NEED NEW EPS
Jason Morales
>ITT retards policing other retards on fucking Sup Forums from all places please go choke on a dick or kill yourself
Jayden Cooper
all im seeing in those screenshots is about 3-4 people posting StevenxPeridot r34, are we supposed to be alarmed by this?
Samuel Sanchez
the fact that they don't know how to be individuals proves that their relationship is unhealthy. Their entire lives are based on their relationship with someone else
I don't really want to see steven fuse with any gem except peridot and maybe Amethyst and Lion.
Fusion has sexual overtones. Peridot is mentally about 14 so her and steven would be fine. Amethyst is close enough, but due to her relationship with Steven it has incest vibes. Lion works because it can easily be framed non-sexually whereas with Amethyst or the other gems it can't.
Actually, if Ruby and sapphire split up it could work for steven in a non-sexual depcition. Sapphire would teach steven to ballroom dance and with Ruby it would be a battle formation
Henry Gonzalez
>the official /sug/ husbando SAY IT WITH ME NOW! BELIEVE IN STEVEN!
John Murphy
no just be alarmed at the all the weird sexual rp and goading they do with the younger people in there.
David Cook
No.
Elijah Edwards
How do you fix that kinda relationship shit in this kind of cartoon though
Zachary Ramirez
Fuck off.
Ethan Evans
>I will fight for the place we're free to live together and exist as we. >I will fight in the name of Don Trump and everything that he believes in! >I will fight for the country I was born in the U.S is everything I've ever known. >I will fight to be everything that everybody will need me to be when I'm grown.
The odds are with us, it will be easy but we wont even do it alone!
WE
Are Americans! We will stop Islam. And if you think we can't we, will find a way! That's why the people of red pill believe in....
Putin, Donald Trump and Sup Forums.... AND STEVEN!
Gabriel Perez
what are you? FBI? Their daddy?
Isaac Reyes
Where? All I see is some steven X peridot.
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
Austin Butler
I've talked about this over and over again but I'll say it again: Fusion doesn't have to be sexual. It can be prude, in fact it wasn't sexual at all when Pearl and Amethyst first formed Opal. It was just to rescue Steven.
Christian Hernandez
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
Adam Taylor
Anyone have that seizure-inducing Jasper .gif?
Luis Rodriguez
They just need to learn to not be Garnet 24/7 That's what causes their insane lust for each other each time they fuse.
Adrian Cooper
>two generals on the front page.
Christian James
no
Nathan Richardson
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
Jordan Mitchell
Well this is going to be a fantastic thread I can tell.
Adam Green
>stop depicting Rose as a saint wait for it >allow Steven to emotionally mature and start learning how to lead he's already led the fight against or solo'd more enemies than Garnet by far >show that not all enemies can be reasoned with but can be outmaneuvered most of the enemies have been mindless beasts >address that Garnet is an unhealthy relationship and have ruby and sapphire break up for an extended period, giving steven an opening to become the leader Garnet's not actually the leader if you'll recall Arcadia Mania, and the Ruby and Sapphire suggestion is fucking stupid, though I do hope they get more screen time >actually give Connie a chance to take part in the major conflicts wait for it >introduce more gems that aren't just pearls or rubies every corrupt gem >actually kill off or corrupt a major character edgier than Bismuth there m8 >add new gems whose nature raises new questions about the setting (Amber, Cubic Zirconia, Mother of Pearl, Moonstone) lame >maybe make Sadie a knight too? nah... >Sadie it'll be Connie
Levi Bennett
/sug/ was a mistake
Cameron Green
It's nothing but /trash/.
Christopher Hall
Lapis would be fine too cause she strikes me as like a 16 year old That's one of the reasons I can't really get into lapearl, to me it seems like a 27-30 year old with a 16 year old
Cooper Peterson
what the fuck are you talking about? there's nothing on those pictures to indicate such a thing
David White
>in fact it wasn't sexual at all when Pearl and Amethyst first formed Opal. >that twerking and seductive look from amethyst nah mang
Samuel Watson
What music is /sug/ listening to?
Levi Cooper
That was her teasing Pearl, Opal still wasn't formed for any sexual, romantic, or even intimate reason. It was just formed because Steven was in danger.
Justin Edwards
>stop depicting Rose as a saint
Wasn't the whole point of "We need to talk" to show Rose was patronizing and not taking Greg seriously?
Angel Smith
I want Pearl to teach me to be strong in the real way
Leo Brooks
She'll teach Steven.
Cooper Price
It's too late for you.
Nathan Perez
Uh... no?
Colton Gomez
Hit the Diamond was actually a good start. It showed that they can't be separate enough to get the job done. Put them in more situations where they need to split up to succeed and then screw up bad enough that Steven solves the problem himself and yells at them.
It would be a great way to show steven's growing responsibility and how unhealthily interdependent Ruby and Sapphire are. It would kind of be a sad ending though, with steven wondering if he did the right thing, but if he were reassured it would work out
it doesn't, but certain charcters make it so. Amethyst dances in a sexually provocative manner and even without the sexual overtones Steven and Pearl is weird because it's him dancing with his mom. garnet always turns fusion lessons into lessons in safe sex, so she can't do it, and Jasper is a rapist.
Peridot, Lapis, Ruby and Sapphire can fuse with Steven in a non-sexual way but the rest are creepy or awkward at best
Garnet breaking up solves so many problems in the show. Garnet herself has no room to grow as a character, but ruby and sapphire do. It evens the power balance giving Steven a path into the leader postion while still allowing Pearl and to guide him. It even means there are more fusion possibilities
Lapis works, but it can't be sexualized. The good thing with her is, it doesn't have to be, and becuase she's not his mom there is no momma's-boy factor either
Ian Green
>he doesn't playfully sexually assault his close friends you probably don't have any
Sebastian Nelson
>Elvis Costello - This Year's Model Enjoying it. Will check out some of the rest of his stuff.
