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the counterculture that will save western civilisation edition

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don't know anyone except jontron

agree desu
I hate that deano cooking show with Lovejoy and Rimmer. I feel it all started with Jamie Oliver

paddy rorke is a sad, sad individual

hey every body chris ray gun here

vile slug

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I wake up at 6 every morning. I shower, brush teeth, get dressed and make a bowl of oats.

I then head off to toil on the train.

I then spend 8 hours+ (often skipping lunch and staying overtimr unpaid) at a desk, inputting commands into a program

Then i come home after an hours commute immediately start cooking and eating. I take an hour to watch tv (i dont really follow i just sort of stare at the flickering lights). And then head off to sleep.

On weekends i lie in, i then wash my clothes, clean the flat, do groceries and other odd errands, iron my clothes (only the work ones). And shitpost on here.

Sleep is my favourite part of the day i feel so warm and cozy and like nothing matters. Sone nights i have exciting dreams where i visit places or get into interesting scenarios

This is what i do now and this is what i will do for the foreseeable future

>tfw recognized ALL of them

Fuck me I should get a life

grove street
home

whats heavier

a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

enough about your aul one

average spic

i'm a centrist.
i take no side.

odorous imp

who's the black haired chick?

khazar milkers

>I take an hour to watch tv

do exercise here instead

LEAST I WUZ BEFO' I FUCKED ERRYTHANG UP

jesus christ

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>2017
>Doesn´t smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?
>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.
>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?

fake and very homosexual
categorically refuse to believe this could be true

jog on kike

that's a man baby

any Britain first man in?

steel since steel is heavier then feathers

very rarely believe a long story posted on reddit
basically everything posted there is a calculated attempt to get the most karma

thoughts on me making a bacon and hash brown sandwich

i checked their profile, could be someone roleplaying a fantasy but im not sure

if reddit was a sitcom

do it and post pics

>30 second unskippable VEVO ad

shan't be watching this

took me a moment to recognise pjw because he doesn't look angry

wouldn't say that to my face stupid paki

Annoying how pol used to be good but got flooded with idiots and shills

Used to go to gym at uni and got p good at powerlifting

Found its not really compatible with toil lifestyle in that the window between eating exercise and getting enough sleep for toil coupled with competing with other wageys at a gym is just not realluy viable

what's he been doing recently?

most definitely would, I'm the hardest lad in /brit/ you daft cunt

cannot even fathom the state of your life, not having an adblocker of any kind in 2018

wonder if thailads asian gf is a gamer

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>tfw

when was Sup Forums good?

you don't have ublock?

libcuck

runt

source?

Always mute my sound before opening any fucked webms that are posted here

Why don't you lift? Don't resign yourself to perma-runtdom

how are you able to function

i disable it on youtube to try and at least give people some money

ad blockers are unethical, you people disgust me

Given the username it certainly is.

gamer rights

During and for the first year and a half after the zimmerman trial
moot killed it the absolute runt
cucked by his cunt gf then cucked by the gook

adore female feet

christ

are slow cookers a meme?

honestly look down on men who unironically wear ties, no surer sign of a cuck

m8, cmon. it's in the corner of the video

Plan to emotionally manipulate this girl lads. Gonna talk about all the good times, then start blaming the dating process failing because of things she did without specifically saying it's her fault and I'm gonna plant a seed of doubt in her mind about whether she made the right decisions and make her curious to try again.

Fingers crossed it works haha

I can name a few
1. Sargon of Akkad, famous for BTFOing Feminazi SJWs
2. PewDiePIe, favmous for telling his audience of 5 million impressionable kids that killing Jews is OK
3. JonTron, famous for video game videos, also got into hot water for saying blackmen commit more crimes even controlling for income status
4. Imagine my shock
5. Jordan Peterson, a Christian who doens't love Christ, and only lectures about why the Old Testament is the Best Testament, hmm makes me think
6. Milo Yapolis, who creates riots and BTFOs Feminazi SJWs
7. Blaire White, a transgender woman who tells it like it is, and BTFOs Feminazi SJWs
8. Gad Saad, he's just some guy, not even that popular
9. Ayan Hirsi Ali, who warns us that even non-violent muslims can support muslims who commit violence
Missing a few but I did my best :) Participation award please.

What genre of music do you listen to in gym?

90s Rap or Industrial Techno here desu

>when was Sup Forums good?

pathetic runt, making your life a misery so that others can profit from it

graduated high school in may of this year and haven't done anything since

scruffy bruce

Is are Pewds really 'counter culture' if he is the most prolific youtuber?

I told you.

>get home at 6:30
>Take about an hour to cook
>take about 30 minutes to eat
>need to be in bed by 10
>gym is packed before 10

Sort of. They make a good food but they're not good for the average wageslave's hectic pseudo-lifestyle

Depends if they wear a suit.
If they take off the jacket it's poor form to keep the tie.

thats the website its on, what is the name of the video of the negress sucking the guy?

>brushing teeth before breakfast
enjoy your cavities

idk find it yourself

if you don't like your life stop complaining and change it

its 5:46 AM and i have sharted myself

metal
the uplifting/aggro kind not the whiny yankoid unrhythmic kind

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I get home at 6.30 and go gym 7.30 desu, even if it is busy

Get a new job, christ...

podcasts

oh snow

would love to be a 19th century whale hunter

outstanding post
brilliant, really

he might be #1 but he's counter culture compared to the other 99 in the top 100

>rorke would turn this down

>not good for the average wageslave's hectic pseudo-lifestyle
how are they not?
you literally throw every ingredient in it in the morning then come home from work to a delicious dinner

nowt wrong with just wearing a button-up shirt, maybe an ascot if you want to look a bit posh

no, ties are always bad, no exceptions

me too lad

industrial techno mentioned

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For cardio? Yeah same....but for lifting I need energetic music.

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Rammstein

the comforting scribbled ramble of autism

all the best slow cooker recipes involve adding ingredients halfway through in my experience

aggressive grime riddims desu
gets you ripped twice as quick

music stopped for a second in the club last night and everyone heard me open my velcro wallet

>just change your life

Thanks tarquin
Ironically im earning more money than i was expecting

No surer sign of a virgin than a velcro wallet ngl

Viking/folk metal like Ensiferum or Forefather or Black Sabbath 90s rap like mobb deep or outkast.

On another note anyone ever see that king of the hill 'the incredible hank' where he starts blasting test? Brilliant episode

if you don't think you can change then stop complaining and resign to having a miserable life forever
earning money doesn't mean anything if you can't spend it retard (childrens figurines and videogames don't count)

might be thinking of something slightly different
it depends on your recipe anyway
it's appealing in theory to bake/slow cook whatever you want into a stew but truth be told it's boring as fuck unless you get it right, so have a recipe in mind first. Slow cooking is probably better than baking, I will admit, unless I am thinking of something else as I thought I was.