Siberia

>Siberia
>go to local pub to get drunk
>two guys from Austria(they said Osterreich) sit near and speak in German

What do?

Say "Hey Brudis, ales oge?"

*tears up shirt*

COME HERE AND GET SOME

Speak english with them and get /comfy/?

Jump on they table. Put y pants down and poop shit. And in time you must cry: REMEMBER STALINGRAD!!!

PURGE THEM FOR COMRADE STALIN!

Dance Hard Bass with them.

They are peaceful currently. No need to liberate them

I fear that I am not really good in speaking English.

punch one in the back of the head

ayyy blyat
then share vodka and schnapps

say: 'hawidere'

open bp

Just do it. Australians are always funny as hell and easy to talk to. I don't know why it is but whenever I meet an Australian in my travels it turns into a fun conversation. And native English speakers are used to speaking with non natives so it's like like you'll be the first person who has ever spoken less than perfect English with them. You can do it user!!!

I am not sure that they want to get drunk with a random guy in foreign country

*Not like

why not
they poofs or something?

>Austria = country in europe
>Australia = continent in southern hemisphere

>tfw not sure if trolling or just american education

Everyone wants to get drunk with locals in foreign countrys. Thats what traveling is for.

Fuggggggggggggggggggggg I misread the op
I thought it was strange that Australians would be speaking in German........

no other nation does this

It seems the aren't

I almost agree, what should I say?

"Lets get drunk comrades", and dont steal their organs if they pass out.

Say "Servus" and buy some drinks.

>Americunts

It's me who is scared to talk with them

glass their fucking heads in

They drink one beer for almost a hour...

can never tell with yanks

Remember the Molotov-Ribbbentrop pact Comrade. They are waiting for a chance to stab you in the back. Report them to your nearest Commissar. Always remember, Comrade Stalin loves you.

Fuck you guys I know that Austria is a country in Europe. I was letting my dog outside and making coffee and when I glanced at the thread i read Australia and I got really excited at the idea of some drunk Aussies in a Siberian bar having a conversation with a local.

hey fellas wanna share a drink together?
Next round is on me (optional)
>JAA ofcourse zitt down freund

call em a couple of softcunts

der amerikaner

>Anglos hate friendship between continental powers

It seems nothing has changed

>plays ac\dc
>they are boring cunts

>plays Russian band leningrad
>they laugh and seems good guys

Maybe that's because they ordered second beer?

They're sure looking for the Siberian Women, show them some grils

Just go talk to them already

>posts on Sup Forums in public
ohnonono

Buy some vodka and just go over. No need to be afraid.

I am a Sup Forums user. How do you think, can I provide them grils? I know one girl but I write her to get me into home if I get really drunk today. They drink just second beer while I'm going to order 7th. I have droped my work today so I decided to get really drunk.

>implying you do not

My phone ip got rangebanned because I used proxies

>implying they don't know

Say 'alri'

Those weak cunts are going to hotel

the americANUS...

Ask them what their grandfathers did in WW2

Do you want the dick or something?

for fuck's sake