Tfw real life isn't like a sitcom

>tfw real life isn't like a sitcom

>tfw no gf

*laughing track*

>And your other sitcom

...

I do the jim face sometimes and look to the side like there's a camera there

>tfw it's been 23 seasons already
>still nothing interesting has happen

>the opening sequence is just the sound of the alarm clock going off
>they haven't changed this for two decades
don't these dweebs have a budget for licensing a song

>haven't seen most of the supporting cast since last season

>tfw thought you were Ross but you're actually Gunther

>tfw season 25 and the MC has been getting progressively more disapponting since season 20

iktf

This is the most truest and saddest statement I've ever seen from this meme

>something you predicted in RL happens
>you turn your head to the imaginary camera to break the 4rth wall
>"see I told you"


I cant be the only one

>movie or tv show has loser protagonist who still ends up with gf

I literally Jimface irl. I try to do it towards a casual observer, but if no one's around I'll just a face a wall.

>tfw show has jumped the shark since season 16
they need to just cancel this shit now

>27 season sitcom based on highly improbable, unlucky and unfortunate events happening to the main character and how he wearily, yet valiantly fights back - despite the deck being heavily stacked and the hard fact that he hardly ever ends up winning
>3 seasons ago he stopped fighting back at all, the ratings have plummeted and now no one watches the show
>in fact, hardly anyone knows it's still on air

>Although Gunther is a permanent fixture in the everyday lives of the friends, he never penetrates the inner circle.

Fuck.

i'm pretty sure I've seen this exact thread before

Must be running out of episode ideas

Curb your enthusiasm is pretty much like real life

>tone of the show gets darker every season
this can't go on much longer

>its a recap episode
>its a recycled footage episode

>tfw not a roach gf (male)

>it's the 100 episode celebration

it's like a strawbrary

does she have any more HxH?

>No one told me life was going to be this way

post yfw you realize this guy has been in twice as many relationships than you will ever have

>emulate character I like
>everyone treats me like the autist I am instead of the cool character

why

>tfw my job is a joke, i'm broke, and my love life is actually DOA but no one's there for me

>been on longer than the Simpsons
>quality has dropped even lower than them

>go to rewatch friends
>around season 5-6 I realize it's going to end eventually and restart so I don't have to deal with my friends drifting apart

>same exact run time as the simpons even down to the month
>quality has followed simpsons almost exactly

>no quirky/crazy best friend
>just people who are stupid or mildly unhinged
>no eternally happy best friend
>maybe that one guy at work, but you couldn't call him a friend just yet, and you're pretty sure he's doing cocaine or something
>no best friend who's intelligent and nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor
>just a friend with a banal and spiteful nihilistic sense of humor, and another who's nihilistic and somehow way too peppy but definitely not on drugs
>no best friend with magic abilities/superpowers/super technology/a genius mind
>just a bunch of nobodies
>no best friend at all really, any more
>just a bunch of relatively close on-line friends and a few former real-life friends who are only seen via Facebook now
>this show is so fucking boring
>but your mom can't stop watching it

perhaps you are not simulating the correct characters. try hannibal lector or tony soprano next time, sport

so 0?

Shit dude...

>catched

>tfw no scarlet eyed femboy

Do you like having autism?

Set your phone alarm to song m8

It was naruto wasn't it?

Hey, that kid who imitated Gaara was pretty famous.

no what the fuck? It was Coach Taylor from fnl

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"Sooooooo, yeah, I bet right now you're probably wondering how I ended up in this thread, huh?"
>footage rewinds through the entire movie like a VHS tape
>stops at a crying bloody fetus covered in various muddy fluids being lifted up and accidentally dropped by some doctors
>"Kids in America" starts playing

>fall over in an unusual way
>nobody laughs

>tfw it's the season finale
>it ends on a cliffanger about The Normies finding about the main character's virginity (it should be noted that the mc is 24 and a white male)
>end credits roll
>it ain't me starts playing

>season 30 starts in a few days

no

Yeah, they really need to just end the show, there are hardly any viewers left.

>31 seasons in and user is still a moron with no prospects

Is this supposed to be a comedy?

>tfw about to get renewed for the 26th season and just want it to be canceled already

>it's another user is depressed but does nothing to better his life because he doesn't have any will or motivation due to his crippling depression episode

far too common tbqh

>30 season about to start
>user is still working at a dead end job and wasting his life arguing with strangers on the internet
Literally Simpsons tier

>tfw my actions actually have permament consequences

>tfw 24th season and still no lead female role

>season 29 is starting to get a lil raunchy

>22nd season finale just played
>was the same as every other episode except mom brought in a single cupcake and a gift card

Cringe

What show you guys talking about?

>tfw your real life is like the golden girls but you are all in your 20's living with an 80 year old Italian woman whom none of you are related to.
I'm the Blanche of the group.

>its a rerun
>never the good episodes from the early seasons

>current format isn't working
>writers too scared to change anything because every time they try they get terrible reviews

kek

season 26 here

No, it's a tragedie

> thinking about cancelling show every day

>this episode has lasted for 22 hours
Not sure if giving the main character insomnia was a good idea

>tfw my family is basically like My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Australians always need to let us know their nationality. Like we hit the fucking lottery by meeting them online.

I'm Australian and this isn't true.

>it's a Truman is angry about life and is taking his frustrations out on a friendly user episode

epic thread

Pull a Costanza and do everything opposite for awhile.

Sounds kino

>season 25 is starting to target the lbgtq audience

>it's another season of user pretending to improve his life by opening about 50 tabs of self improvement guides that he never reads
Thought the directors had something different planned for this season, however the few remaining audience members must be enjoying the decay of user's mental health

>phone suddenly breaks for seemingly no reason
>try to repair it myself and just break it worse and need to buy a new one
>get my nose broken during jiu jitsu
>car window gets smashed by a thief
>randomly banned from a website I like for seemingly no reason
>get sunburned sitting in my yard reading a book

I don't like this week's episodes so far

>mc gets lost in a dumb fantasy
>takes a few seconds for reality to set in and for him to remember he's barely even human

We need a new showrunner

>mc secretly gets off on how miserable and shit his life is
>complaints that he can't improve it, but doesn't actually ever really try

>tfw reruns are better than the new episodes
I cant wait till someone cancels this show.

>tfw new season unexplainably has a character killed off because they couldn't negotiate with the actor

>tfw my show peaked at season 13
>litteraly nothing in the last 3 seasons

So far the end of season 2 and the transition to season 3 has been pretty odd

>finish up semester at college by moving out
>move in with recently divorced friend
>rarely hang out with my regular group of 'friends'
>live the comfy life for a few weeks
>start wearing Hawaiian shirts
>start an online dating profile
>deal with rejection now on a daily basis rather than a monthly/yearly one
>have to move back in with family due to monetary reasons
>depression is starting to creep back to a new all time low
>still have a few months until the next semester of college
>starting to fall for my friend's sister
>can't tell if she is interested because I keep avoiding going over to his house
>friend wants me to go camping with him later this month
odd arc so far

>tfw it's an "ironically" bad show

>tfw main character hasn't interacted with anyone other than the sitcom family for 2 months now
>tfw main character's friends want to hang out but main character just finds an excuse to be bored and lonely all day
This next episode better not be as boring

Only americans could want something so fake and simplistic as sitcoms to be true.

>show has run out of budget
>every fucking episode is in mc's bedroom
Boooooringggg

>its another "main character sits on his ass indoors all day shitposting on Sup Forums" episode
Christ, these are so boring. I feel like the writers have lost all interest in moving the plot forward.

It's almost as if the writers don't want the main character to succeed.

>tfw dream sequences are cut during production despite being the most interesting part of any episode where the mc sleeps

>2 and 3
huh, that's supposed to have a 22 and 23, but i guess i'm getting worse at typing by the day

figures

>tfw real life isn't a neo-Dadaist Italian-Futurist Weird-West fantasy with a laugh track

haha you loser haha

>tfw HBO bought the rights and turned the high school sitcom into a dark drama with hour long episodes.
>tfw it will never go back to the sitcom style

>20 seasons in
>still not ONE romantic interest
that's a bold move in this genre

>mc decides to go outside for a walk for once
>gets overly paranoid, has a pathetic inner monologue and returns home early
When he told his mother he claims to understand that no one outside cares about him or is making fun of him or even notices him when he walks by but he still lets it bother him. What do the writers mean by this contradictory behavior?

you'll be working for me one day