/doag/ Dumbing of Age General: Copy-Paste Character Edition

I don't even know what this strip says because all I can see is Tall Dina and Copy-Paste Interns. Good job, Willis.

Patreanon, does any of this matter tomorrow?

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Not Patreanon, but:
>does any of this matter tomorrow?

It's "Dumbing of Age". Nothing ever matters.

Nothing of importance. Robin thinks she has huge tits though. Tiny handed freak.

He's not even trying to be subtle, is he

Willis needs never to even attempt political satire ever again. This is even more painful to read than usual.

>This will totally stump Drumpf!

People like dainty woman it's when men have tiny hands that it's funny. Come on man if you're gonna steal jokes from sunny do it right.

>Willis steals jokes from Always Sunny.
>Becky buys a boat, invites Joyce out on the water.
>because of the implication.

no remember this is a period piece. that's why he's making fun of Palin, it's 2010

Wow....

This is just......terrible.

I'm actually floored by how bad this is.

Assuming this is 2010, the joke is still dated by 2 years.

Honestly the real palin is funnier then this.

I really, really, REALLY want to believe that this is fake. I know it's not, but I want to believe.

Thanks for sharing.

Now if only we could find out why this is being shoved down our throats.

she has a mock Make America Great Again hat

This is about as subtle as a brick wall.

I think we're hitting a weakness of Willis' months-long buffer. He writes "timely" humor that ends up falling flat because it doesn't come out until three months after the fact. It's sort of like how "South Park"'s week-long production period can allow for references to recent events while shows like "The Simpsons" take far too long to make satirical references to those same events simply because of the length of episode production.

All of these jokes are going to be immediately dated. Like in a years time. Except unlike shortpacked which is always topical, DOA is in a sliding timescale of a period of months, so this will still have happened like...last week in universe.
Also, I can't even call half of these jokes. It's like he's just...referencing things OTHER funny people pointed out months ago.

All that being said, Robin is still my favorite Willis girl and I am all for her "huge honkers"

Every time a shitty internet-popular comedian does a really lame and pathetic job making fun of Trump, my urge to vote for him purely out of spite increases just a little bit.

MAGA, friend

I can't imagine writing the script for this strip and thinking "yeah, that looks good. I've done a good job for that day."

Also the sameface is so strong that I keep thinking Frieda looks like Billie or Dina or Mary. If she disappears for a while and reappears without introduction it will be impossible for me to remember which character she is.

Now that you bring that up, looking only at panels 1 and 4, could you tell who the fuck these people are? I'd assume slightly off model thin Billie talking to Dina or something.

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>District 9

Fuck those damned africanized loser bugs.

>congresswoman
>mini skirt
>20s

I mean I'm sure he can't depict any other age at all, but this is just...

He got his idea of public officials from a porn obviously.

I'd still bang her, so if that was his goal...She's trying to get the sexy vote, right?

Maybe. Now where is Becky to be obnoxious and drool over those melons while Joyce whines over her loss of faith in politicians.

It's weird, for me it's every time I read a story about someone saying Trump graffiti or a trump sticker is hate speech. Fuck you and fuck your shit liberals. People who have different ideas from you are allowed to express them and if your only defense is to yell racism at them, you have no argument. Bad ideas should be made public so they can be logically argued against, fucking dumbasses.

Is she a senator or rep? If she's a senator, she must legally be 30, a rep only needs to be 25. It's in the Constitution

Assuming her natural waist is somewhere near her jacket pockets, her skirt is at a professional length.

No it works on Simpson time. It's Fall 2016.

And yes he is aware of how much that dates everything in this comic like strips talking about a new movie, comic, or Transformer coming out.

It really amazes me that out of everything you could use against Trump, the only thing that gained traction was making fun of his dad's name.

That's not really unique, but I'm still firmly convinced that Trump is controlled opposition for Clinton.

>gun thing

What gun thing?

The right is no better right now. Neither side wants discussion they just want to fling their own shit at one another.

Political discussion has essentially devolved into team sports where neither side can actually open up to ideas or a possible middle ground.

>Trump is controlled opposition for Clinton.

Seeing as he was democrat until recently(this election cycle recently)and is golf buddies with slick Willy, it's pretty hard not to think that.

Stole a joke from John Oliver. Classic willis. Tell me when he dies of cancer.

Damnit, I should be doing portfolio work, bu I can not escape the sweet allure of DeSanto teets.

Also keep in mind this is supposed to be 2010, according to DoA. This kind of cements that it uses QC's rule of time where it's simultaneously Current Year and 2010.

He's been supporting the Clintons since Bill has been in office but now all of a sudden he has nothing but bad things to say about them.

He's going to pull out leaving her free to grab office and the republican party is already in shambles because of him and this election.

Toedad.

Everything comes back to Becky.

It's not. DOA operates on a sliding timeline. It's Fall 2015 or Fall 2016 right now.

He greases palms of those he needed to grease and yes he goes with whatever party he needs to get the job done.

But he's been a critic of trade and foreign policy since the 80s and was looking to run with Ronald Reagan back then if he felt like it.

He's what he needs to be to win for America.

Go to bed, Marco.

Toedad's Wild Ride.

He's an opportunist to the core and the Clintons have always been fairly conservative for Democrats. Their politics when it comes to business align. I don't think he'd be Hillary's butt puppet, but I'd put money on him enacting her platforms on globalism and business. He also serves as a nice boogeyman that can be pointed out to the Hispanic vote, which has to be considered in light of the loss of Democratic gains in the Hispanic vote during the last election cycle.

He flip flopped between a couple parties. He's been Republican, Democrat, Indie, and Reform. I was under the impression he was a New York Republican, which are typically much more Liberal Republicans. He just wasn't above mingling with the fucking President or a New York Senator, he was also chummy with his Republican Mayor. Is it really unexpected if you're a person like him?

Enough of the conspiracies Ted. He does that now and he'd be toast as a businessman. He's already burned bridges with globalists bankers (Hillary's backers) He burns it with the millions of Americans and its over.

I know his history and he's a worker. He'll make good on everything and leave both parties licking their wounds well beyond his two terms.

I already got what I wanted out of him.
Now let's just hope Bernbots have enough balls to flip their shit on the Democratic side.

The church will be singing that hot new hymn "The Lord is Going Down on Me"?

Add it to your portfolio.

Missed opportunity for an American flag themed bra though.

looks like her knees are around the stripe on her socks/leggings which would make the skirt mid thigh, which is a mini skirt. granted not a daring one, but it is what it is.

Assuming they don't just pull the rug out from under him at the convention.

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It's not too late to sketch a mini American flag poking out from her cleavage.

I feel like that would be the wrong move. If Trump is defeated in the general election but taken out behind closed doors then the sentiment behind his backers will remain, ready to resurface in the next election.

You have the opportunity to punch Becky or Carla in the face, hard as you can, consequence free

Who do you choose?

Becky, of course.

Carla

Becky's a headache but Carla needs to be taught a lesson.

Wait who are these people

Never underestimate the power of the establishment to sabotage itself. If they didn't let Buchanan win, they're not going to let Trump win.

Yeah, but my point is they wouldn't be stopping him, just postponing his movement temporarily.

Carla.

Becky is obnoxious but she means well. Carla is an asshole, simple as that.

That's fine, it gives them at least two years to work something out or something else to take voters attention. Best case scenario for them is the Republicans take the White House and the economy improves. A lot of people stop caring about economic reforms and immigration when they're not worrying about money.

Neither, I attempt to breed them.

Carla can't be bred

Though it would be nice to see him forcefully subjected to the attempt.

Subtle and Walky have not been on familiar terms for quite some time

There, that's better.

No, I try to breed Becky with Carla.

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I love you and if we ever meet in person I will gladly throw small sums of money at you.

I'm actually curious of how that'd go.

Is a tranny "acceptable" for Becky? What is Carla into?

Carla is, IIRC, asexual according to Willis. I'd imagine that a pre-op transsexual would be a no-go for Becky.

what a fucking bigot

Have you ever read kimcest of drivers?
I imagine something similar

dtiberius*
Fucking autocorrect

All I remember about Shortpacked is Carla had mickey mouse extendo hands that came out of her stomach and she finger fucked Maya 10 feet in air above her.

Yeah, but I think that she did that for Maya's sake rather than any personal interest in doing so.

Doa Carla is not a robot tho
Also I don't know why but that scene was kinda disgusting for me

Nobody will ever stop his movement. Because it's all memes and memes never die.

It was disgusting because one, it was at a fucking toy store during work hours out on the sales floor

and two, she pulls out a umbrella so cunny juice doesn't fall on her

I fapped to it.

Literally Hitler

Ruth

>Opportunity to punch someone in DoA
I would need more fists for such a target rich environment.

Carla
I don't like to hit women

kek

Oh god, we're going off on another tangent story.

What the fuck is willis doing.

After months of complaints about the unrealistic portrayal of current college students, he's taking on the delicate task of political satire in this, a fraught election season. We will be pleased, delighted, no, EDIFIED for his experiences. :^ )

So, if Robin is supposed to be Trump, does that mean she's;
>Gonna lose this election to the obviously named Antagonist Manley (because you know. His name is literally Man, and all men are evil, sexist assholes)?
>Gonna win and make District Nine Great Again?
>Have a sudden and inexplicable change of heart about her political party, change sides, and still someone win the election with 100% approval rate?

>Still somehow win.

You knew what I meant.

FYI Trump won the nomination for a reason: people voted for him.

If the republicans oust him at the convention that's them signing their death warrant right their. Trump will just run as an independent and humiliate the republicans.

I can't wait to see Willis' vision for the future of America, as revealed through the lens of this OCD slice of life webcomic.

Is that any worse than Trump winning the nomination in the first place? He pretty much made a joke of the whole party, especially the leadership.

>Trump joke.
You gotta be kidding me.

It was also a convenient way to keep his "sex positive" angle he was working at that time while getting his robo-tentacle groove on.

And from there, he'd go on to do other 'sex-positive' porn for pay.

After 12 years of long game, including new 18 year old voters raised since birth on Fox News, the GOP engineered their ultimate candidate and realized what they wanted wasn't what they needed.

Notice how so much GOP's criticism of Trump is basically "Dude, we don't say this stuff *out loud*"

>huge honkers
BREAST EXPANSION ART WHEN

>make District Nine Great Again
How?
By evicting all the Prawns?

B R I N G B A C K T H E T H I C C

wait a second...

This bit might of worked if the joke was "these interns are doing it for free since they believe the congresswoman's bullshit and don't know better" and had better timing. Maybe only three panels?

>these interns are doing it for free
heh