Hello Sir! Welcome to the kinoplex!

>Hello Sir! Welcome to the kinoplex!

Three for Wonder Woman, please.

Is the singles policy enforced here?

This all seems so strangely familiar
Like I was just here, not even a few hours ago
Am I time looping?

Hello Robert! How much for a dozen number ones today? If its too much I simply settle for the number twos. You know how I love my crabs with my capeshit!

IS A HOUSE NIGGER WHO WORKS IN A THEATER A THEATER NIGGER

Hey Lane, how about me and you FUCK

I would like to buy your two slaves there, sir.

Thanks Mr Shooter and Mr Bull and Madame Cuckstress, where is the Sauna Screening?

Indeed sir. Where is your partner?

WHOS SERVING THE PEOPLE FOOD WHILE YOU TAKE THIS PICTURE?

I see you have already gotten me my complementary twink Robert. Please show us to our room. I would like to cum at least twice before the kino begins.

Hi Bob, did you hire moot?

In the theater she's in the restroom, do you mind of I grab some popcorn and wait?

Of course! But I will accompany you, can't have you wandering the theatre as a single.

>"Hello sir! How can I help you today?"
"Hey, can I get a ticket, uh, I mean 2 tickets for *mumble* *mumble*"
>"Excuse me, sir?"
"Oh, sorry, 'The Fault in Our Stars'"
>"2 tickets?"
"Uh yeah"
>"That'll be $25.50"
"Hmm?"
>"Your total is $25.50"
"Oh sorry"
>"Here you go, enjoy your movie"
"Y-You too"
...
"Uh, sorry, can I return a ticket, my 'friend' didn't show up"
>"Umm, I'm not sure, just wait a minute. Hey Brad! This guy's friend didn't show up! Can we return tickets!?"
>"Yup"
>"Ok sir, here's your refund"
"T-Thanks"

I was holding up the line twice, I waited for her for 30 minutes and I cried like a bitch in the theatre
There's a reason I pirate movies, anons. There's a reason why I don't ask girls on dates anymore
overall I'd say 5.5/10, it was competent

>kinoplex
Privyet.

If you didn't know her well enough that's a lesson son.

>Here alone? ...again?

>I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?

>I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie...

I was talking to her for nearly a month, and after that happened, she ghosted me. Can't a girl just be polite and decline seeing a flawed, to be honest film with me? :'(

I wanna live life in the fast lane, if you know what I mean.

I don't mean to be an inconvenience, Robert, but do you have a daycare facility for my 12 year-old son () while I watch my kino? He's at that age where he tries to impress people on online. That and he doesn't like men that resemble my wife's boyfriend.

Hello again Robert old friend.... it's been a long while and I'm much stronger now. You won't get the better of me this time.

Is that qt hunk free with my purchase of a large popcorn?

I was actually hoping to be my own partner, if that was ok?

I have a voucher to skip the penis inspection today.

>Sir, I am sorry to say that this voucher is only valid at our sister location, and they are currently forbidding all male oppressors fronm entering in celebration od Wonder Woman. I will need you to remove your trousers.