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>tfw you've been in training for the past four years, you finally get to Brazil and the toilet in your room at the Olympic Village is filled with shit

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>people are surprised
It's pretty funny how the residents pushed out of their homes are laughing at the government for fucking everything up so badly now.

POO
O
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Poo stays in loo

Did that guy really upload a picture of his shit?

IN
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Brazil is literally America in 30-50 years.

LOO
O
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That's some serious sausage right there

Yeah, it's real.

>twitter.com/DrJuanMAlonso/status/757660265798303744/photo/1

They don't flush paper down their toilets in Brazil.

The world cup in Qatar is going to be funny as fugg.

PÃO IN LÃO

Yeah sadly

It's what happens when nobody is a full majority. A country just turns into a clusterfuck

America in 40 years: Whites will be a minority but nobody will be a full majority. To be honest I just see a civil war

>tfw brazil doesn't have the loo industrialization to handle international poo necessities

0/10 olympics, might as well of held it in balahalamadeshadore

It is in the loo, can't you see?

Holy shit

That shit must've felt good coming out

The Indian team must be experiencing culture shock.

Well they sound like the kind of animals who'd walk around with shit covered asses

That is one big shit

Rio is going to be a mess of ebin proportions. I can't wait to hear about visitors being stabbed in the streets by solvent consuming monkeys and the inevitable zika infections amongst athletes.

>Brazil
>high heat
>high humidity
>keeping their shitty TP in bins instead of flushing it

Savages.

>excuse explicit photo
No. that shit belongs on 4chins, not social media.

delete this

>tell family the zikalympics are going to be a disaster because brazil is a third world shithole
>they call me a racist

>Rio 2016: Athletes warned to keep mouths closed when swimming in faeces-infested water
independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/2016-rio-olympics-water-feces-athletes-mouth-shut-brazil-a7163021.html
It's already a disaster

BIN

Here in Brazil you have to manually pick the shit and put it in a bin.

We call them idiots

But isn't Spain also a third world shithole?

>toilets are all fucked up

India's time to shine

Nah, it was designed to ease them into using the loo.
Leave it swimming for a few days, then let them flush.

LOL

THAT

Being a racist is just common sense.

This is strange even to Indians. You have to put up signs for the foreigners.

fucking kek I thought it was regurgitated from the toilet I didn't open the image all the way to see it is his

KNIFE

>being so poor you have to stay in the Olympic village
>not blocking off a port and renting cruise ships to house your athletes

Looks like USA wins again, boys

They should have had the Olympics in Mumbai instead.

>go on holiday to Europe or the US
>hotel gives you free chocolates on your pillow

>go on holiday to Brazil
>hotel gives you a toilet bowl full of shit from the two adjoining rooms

Is this a custom in Brazil?

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I've been to brasil and honestly I clogged their toilets 9/10 of the time. The drain port, that goes into the pipeline, is so fucking small for some reason, that an average shit will clog it. Also it has this weird winding pattern the pipe follows meaning anything more than a wet fart is going to clog that fucker. No idea how those savages survive having to deal with such shit toilet design for the rest of their lives.

The Indians think the pic in the OP is the bath.

should have used the shitting bin instead

>Brazil hosts the olympics
>forgets to tell athletes and visitors their plumbing system is not suitable for paper flushing
>in Brazil you have to throw paper in a designated bin next to the toilet

At this point I don't know what's more embarrassing to organizers: to disclose this information or to let athletes get frustrated every time they flush paper and the toilet gets blocked.

>South fucking Africa

Third worlder diet and hygiene standards mean most of them never experience anything but pissing out of their assholes

Yeah, American minorities will outnumber whites, but then we'll all be minorities

>been roiding your whole life to train for the olympics
>go to olympics in brazil
>catch AIDS from a dirty roid needle
HUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUA

DESIGNATED

SHITBINS

>indians
>flush

They don't know this wizzardy

yes, you re welcome

>go to latin america
>get murdered
>get head cut off
>poo clogs the toilet

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Brazil is literally shit

Indians know what flushing is user, its called "rain"

poo in loose
huehuehuehuehuehue

>only cost $10,000 a week to rent a cruise ship

Wow

Shitters clogged

This is honestly an insult to the entire world. Eat a dick, Brazil.

someone post the bangladesh guy pasta about the olympics in rio.

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>not using the bidet like a gent

Savages, all of you

Why do people say Mexico is 3rd world? Mexico city subways are one of the most cleanest and efficient in the world.

the pipes were not made to withstand paper, they will clog really fast

but i also think its disgusting to keep papers filled with shit in your bathroom, so i just use one of those water gun things

I feel its way better at cleaning than paper anyway

They use toliet paper but they throw it in a garbage can

if you say so, jamal

>mfw the Olympics is going to be a disaster

Learn to read. Its 10000 a week for one suite

youtube.com/watch?v=DdepCYiglOM

>using a kids toilet

>>tell family the zikalympics are going to be a disaster because brazil is a third world shithole
>they agree
>we get to watch everything burn via local news coverage

feels great, I'm going to watch all possible competitions France is in to see if there will be a live terrorist attack on tv.

t.Jose, member of "La Raza"

must be german

>Visit Brazil
>catch cholera because shit everywhere and water not filtered properly
>pot full of shit covered paper in your toilets
>shitter clogged half of the time
>get electrocuted in the bathroom
>catch AIDS because dirty needles everywhere


also

>get near the favelas
>get shot


>superpower by 2020

That sounds absolutely repulsive. WTF

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Here it is

RREEEEE

Headline: £10.000 a week for the whole week
In the text: £10.000 a week per suite

Fucking journalists

What a disgusting group of savages

IT TAKES GREAT PIPES, TREMENDOUS PIPES, REALLY REALLY GOOD PIPES, TO WITHSTAND THE FORMIDABLE FORCE OF PAPER, BELIEVE ME FOLKS.

BATHROOMS ARE TOUGH, BUT WALLS DON'T HAVE BATHROOMS. IT'S GOING TO BE SO EASY. SO EASY.

lol Mexico city might be better but it's only a single city, the entire rest of the country is third world tier.

it would be fun to break the nature doc rule and go punch that seal in the face

>throwing the paper to the toilet in a third world country
They brought this upon themselves.

>the pipes were not made to withstand paper, they will clog really fast
I never understood why new world countries where the infrastructure was built very recently have this sort of problem. If medieval pipes in some Italian village can take paper, why can't yours?

Just imagine the smell when it stays there a few days in that heat and humidity with colonies of bacterias and fungus.

No, it is pretty nice. Not like the rest of western europe, but no mexico either.

GET A CLUE

BIN
THAT
POO

At least our toilets flush correctly 99.99% of the time m8. You need to flush somethinf the size of a house cat to clog my shitter.

are you crossing the border just to shittypost?

I just assumed everyone had functional plumbing and toilets, except India.

>poo
>inside the loo
This triggers pajeet

Sounds like one of those pigpen houses with 30 illegal spics living in it and instead of flushing hundreds of lbs of tp down the shitter they throw it in a trash can.

that isn't the real reason (at least 100%), sewer treatment plants here can't handle paper.

It's like playing the one-armed bandit. Everything goes as planned the first 1000 times but then there's always that one time you swing the lever and the toilet starts flushing up instead of down, and you think to yourself "fuck yes jackpot!"

You mean t.Gonzales? ;-^)

uh... where's the poo bin?

>chased him for 20 minutes saying "it isnt easy being green"

Thanks Norway

>the moment the penguin starts squirming and flapping and kicking its feet.