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WATCH IT PHILLY

Has anything interesting happened so far? I havent watched anything of the new season, im not gonna waste my time on it if its shit and ruins the name of twin peaks.

Your opinion is valuable

You sound like the kind of pleb who would hate it so yeah, don't bother.

Hypothetical for you /tpg/

These rings will be sold for the public

But the only place to get them is Hot Topic.

Would you go to HT and buy one?

Call for help.

Guys, I think I just got lynched. He broke into my house and started touching my peepee. Should I call the police?

Loved the credits of episode 5, song was perfect for how I'm melancholy about Coop being a shell and won't be himself probably for a few more episodes

this show is not for you I can already tell

Sure. By the way, what the hell is the deal with the ring?

I smell another LYNCHING in the making

I think we might find out what Mr. Strawberry means to the warden when Cole and Albert come back and talk to him. I don't think it's some deep secret like other people keep saying. If anything my first thought was that it was like the name of a childhood pet or something small like that but something that's incredibly unsettling being referenced by this guy you've never met before.

>tfw new Twin Peaks is one surprise established actor appearance after another

>no shoop of Sopranos funny meme fan over Mike's face

>being this much of a le ebin Sup Forums cool guy that you can't even walk into a store to buy something you clearly want

Sheriff Truman, im Briggs.

Do we have any drawfags in these threads? I'd love to see more good Twin Peaks fanart.

need, not want

Frank... has an hard life

That shot and this one are the best ones so far.

YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

shes going to get raped and killed isn't she

Amanda Seyfried is too old. They should have chosen a fresher actress.

10/10 purely kino

I like the idea that Dougie Coop is actually in 2003 and it might actually takes him like 13 years to come back to normal and head to Twin Peaks in current time.

The point still stands. Being afraid to walk into a fucking store just because it sells normie and redditcore stuff is the pinnacle of autism.

That being said, I can't see Hot Topic ever selling Twin Peaks stuff by sole virtue of it not having a super broad mainstream appeal. I think they had a few shirts at one point but nothing really interesting. Lynch isn't big on merchandising.

>Coop spends 13 years regaining the ability to talk and act like a human being
>in the process he actually starts to think he's Dougie
>now he has to spend the rest of the season trying to remember he's Dale Cooper
How pissed would people be if this happened?

What is this expression trying to convey?

The anguish of people talking about Judy and bringing her into this

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>of it not having a super broad mainstream appeal.

29 Mega Jackpots

>bagel disturb

It's not even close compared to shit like Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story and all the other big shows people still like to turn into water cooler talk.

I work in a bookstore surrounded by hipsters. The only ones who've ever heard of Twin Peaks are the ones who are in their 40s and 50s and they didn't even know there was a new season coming out.

>the new season of Twin Peaks is on par with Game of Thrones in popularity

>29 motherfucking jackpots
>wins only $450.000
Are casinos really that poor?

So I just started watching the new Twin Peaks show cus Sup Forums is always talking about it, never seen the old show (heard it was bad in season 2 so why bother) or the movie. Really hard to understand what's going on or who anyone is, they do an awful job of explaining anything, but it seems interesting. Is there a guide or wiki I can read to understand everything?

Twin Peaks is normie as shit

the shit it come out of his ass!

I just finished the original series, is there a download link for the new stuff?

That's a lot for quarter slots.

I hope so. Hope she is naked when she does too.

shit bait, have a (You) and leave

Now, where could that phone call be

Quarter slots.

Your point of view is extremely skewed because you post on here so much. The original series was, partially because of the time it was made in, but the new season is a lot more like one of Lynch's movies and even on Sup Forums people are complaining that it's too slow or confusing, let alone people who watch capeshit regularly.

Probably the name of the leather-clad guy in a biker outfit with his arm greased up to the elbow that he pays to come over and stretch him every weekend

little fuckin smoking babies, makes me laugh. i'm gonna laugh when i fuck you bitch

It's not bait, I don't have time to watch two whole seasons, one of which is apparently awful until the end, of a show with hour long episodes PLUS A MOVIE.

Sup Forums and Sup Forums faggots, report in: how much have the nips stolen from Lynch and in what series can I expect to see Twin Peaks references?

He looks like Kramer from the Sein

But you have ample time to shitpost here. Really is Sup Forums 2.0 here.

Forgot how the james scenes in season 2 were such a pain in the ass.

Deadly Premonition is the game you want.

>The only ones who've ever heard of Twin Peaks are the ones who are in their 40s and 50s and they didn't even know there was a new season coming out.

Blame Showtime. Nobody watches Showtime anymore. It should've been on HBO or FX. It would've reached a wider audience and would probably be drawing in more views.

I want to fuck this woman.

this but unironically

this but unironically

>Deadly Premonition
>the game where everyone looks like inbred cavemen, written by discount Suda51

Silent Hill and Persona 4 are the two big ones off the top of my head.

Sounds like someone just got COOLED

get in line

>actually horrifying line becomes meme

>why am i laughing

Just marathoned this purely for some fresh memes and I have some inquiries.

>are white lodge and black lodge just different rooms in the red curtain place
>did that blind asian bitch turn coop's brain off when she flipped the switch or is it because dougie was a booby-trapped decoy
>why did bobby go from bad boy drug dealer to 85 year old deputy in 25 years, was it because he lost his daddy?
>coffee didn't save retard coop, case files, agent didn't, what will save him?
>what was it that nadine's superhuman strength did to chads dick that was so good?
>why was dougie getting blacked and why did he owe 50k to who?

You must not have seen many Lynch movies (or any at all). The new season is only very superficially like Lynch's movies. It has more in common with your run-of-the-mill flavor-of-the-month Netflix show than a David Lynch film, or the original series for that matter.

Someone upload this scene already.

Yeah, back in 1990
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>'Twin Peaks’ Premiere Delivers Only Half a Million Viewers

Keep thinking that user. Have to keep up appearances of hating everything.

>It has more in common with your run-of-the-mill flavor-of-the-month Netflix show than a David Lynch film, or the original series for that matter.
wow bob wow

Bobby was in the original show a good person but with the jock thing going on. And in the movie it shows that he was basically corrupted by Laura. There were plenty of times in the show that would lead you to believe he would do something good with his life.

>unironically being this much of a faggot
I thought special effects wouldn't matter in a twin peaks game.

The red room is a kind of limbo.

Coop's brain/soul/consciousness was in Dougie, and is in that golden pearl that Dougie left behind when his body evaporated.

Bobby's father was a Major in the military. It stands to reason Bobby would grow out of his bad behaviour eventually.

He will only become himself again when he retrieves the golden pearl.

Fuck Nadine.

Dougie is a degenerate and it's a good thing he is gone.

Yeah, no shit. So why doesn't anybody take this retard to the doctor? He could be retarded from a stroke, given his speech. Yet nobody seems concerned besides the one lady in the casino.

>They're different planes of reality: the White Lodge is akin to Heaven and associated with love, the Black Lodge is like Hell and is associated with fear and pain. The Red Room is the plane between them, like a waiting room.
>Don't know yet. Being in the Red Room for so long and then getting thrown back into the mortal world so abruptly probably scrambled his brain.
>He grew up and he's living out the life Briggs saw in his vision.
>More coffee and more reminders of his old life that will trigger his memories.
>She had an iron grip that made jerking him off feel super good.
>He's a deadbeat in debt to the mafia because he lives in Vegas and is also probably retarded, and he'd rather spend his money on whores than paying off the guys who want to kill him.

hth

yeah I found this strange

>wife doesn't give a shit or find it strange that her husband is basically a vegetable
>coworkers don't give a fuck
>security guard doesn't assist a person clearly in need of help

how much of an asshole was dougie for everyone to hate him so much

>He will only become himself again when he retrieves the golden pearl.
Oh shit thats right.


What is going to the key qt black girl put in the mail?

>Coop's brain/soul/consciousness was in Dougie, and is in that golden pearl that Dougie left behind when his body evaporated.
But this is blatantly wrong. Coop physically replaced Dougie. Didn't you watch the scenes that followed when Naomi and BLACKED talk about how physically different he is from Dougie, like not being a fat fuck for one thing?

So is Dougie Coop? I thought Bob had taken over Coop?

Anyone else getting Laura vibes from her? If so, is probably right.

How long are we going to go through this before you autismos realize that it's part of the joke?

he will eventually. there's also doppelcoop who's going to take up the other half of the story when he breaks out of prison

>wife doesn't give a shit or find it strange that her husband is basically a vegetable

His wife don't give a shit because she's either a lodge entity (Sonny Jim is the Giant) or a construct like the original Dougie.

This, only normie shows get generals. If there's enough congregation on Sup Forums to have a general for it, it's defiantly big in normie circles too.

MONTANAAAAAAAAAA

>His wife don't give a shit because she's either a lodge entity (Sonny Jim is the Giant) or a construct like the original Dougie.
Haha, what.

She's Audrey's reanimated corpse since the other one defaced herself.

Or, shes standard lynch. As lynch usually builds movies around incomprehensibly stupid people.

Because most people are incomprehensibly stupid.

As he did grow up in Montana. Surrounded by incomprehensibly stupid rural types.

And besides he just brought home several hundred thousand dollars. She has a vested interest in not questioning anything.

>people don't care that he's autistic and want him to behave like they do
Just like real life ;_;

The only explanation I can give is that he gives off some kind of aura, but it still doesn't add up.
It's kinda confusing to me, but it seems that the original Dougie isn't human, rather a replacement that's supposed to take Bob's place in the lodge, allowing Bob to roam free indefinitely.
I don't care it it's a joke or not, just that it doesn't make sense.
Yes, but what about all the other people?

Did you even watch the new ep? Does Lynch need to have an intermission where he fucking narrates what's going on?
>It's me, David Lynch. No, I am not Gordon Cole. I am David Lynch, the director of this 18 hour film.
>Did you notice how this strange fellow that looks like Special Agent Dale Cooper looks into the mirror, like how he did in the last scene of Season 2 of Twin Peaks?
>Well, here he is, looking into the mirror- now here, have a flashback of when Cooper goes to the Black Lodge, and meets his own doppleganger
>Just to make sure, you're aware there's a doppleganger, right? We hope so, there was a scene in Fire Walk With Me where Annie mentions that the "good Cooper" is stuck in the black lodge!
>Now, get this- BOB was actually inside Cooper's doppleganger, NOT Cooper himself
>Just to re-iterate, let's view this clip 3 times over and repeat it, so that you know there is a difference between Dale Cooper, his doppleganger, and BOB
Try actually fucking watching instead of alt-tabbing between facebook, the show, and reddit, you inbred knuckle dragging mongoloid.

m-muh-muh show's not underground enough for user oh no!

The fuck happened here

so i only just watched ep5 and i'm so glad it finally killed the retarded 2003 theory. that shit was the worst.

i wouldn't get it anywhere
fan culture is shit

I think its more commenting on how generals are always filled with drolling retards that make david lynch characters look like Rhode scholars.

what was the 2003 theory?

That Dougie's storyline took place in 2003 and that there's time travel involved.

My question is, how did his ring end up in Maybe Briggs' body?

I mean, look at this scene: Dougie is clearly mentally impaired, wearing an oversized green suit, and yet this woman is flirting with him. Something really doesn't add up.

>it doesn't make sense
>in a series where a woman communicates with her dead husband through a log, a bird can be considered a credible witness to murder, and a man can trick his FBI agent ex partner by wearing dimestore disguises and fake mustaches
It doesn't make sense to you because you're looking at this like it's an incredibly serious grimdark show. No one wants to help Dougie because they're stupid, self-involved retards who are punchlines to the ongoing surrealism. There's no deeper meaning or secret symbolism. Lynch is just taking the piss out of stupid people. It even sounds like Dougie himself was pretty retarded, so if you're that desperate for a reason, that one is as good as any.