Any theories on why nobody seems to take notice that he acts like a literal brainless person?

Any theories on why nobody seems to take notice that he acts like a literal brainless person?

This is the same show where a man had an episode that caused him to feel the need to reenact the civil war and another person got hit in the head and thought they were 15 and they were like welp guess we have to let her go to high school

They probably thought he was autistic and didn't want to hurt his feelings.

dougie was probably half retarded because he literally was just a living decoy

>theories
You're watching the wrong show.

Why don't they give him a fidget spinner? Totally killing my immersion

Lynch fans will read this and ragequit because it goes against their idea that Lynch is some kind of GOAT writer.

He's a fucking hack. Anyone with half a brain can see that

All jokes aside, he acts like he is, at least, heavily concussed. But yeah, in the TP universe you can set up a mini-seminar about Nepal and then determine your suspect by hurling stones at bottles and nobody will think less of you for it.

Also, women are SUPER into retards if the episode is any indication (see thirsty office lady, Amanda Seyfried, roadhouse girls)

david lynch projects take place in a reality where most people are just as, if not more brainless than coop is.

>one character has an established history of panic attacks over the concept of cell phones.

Because Dougie was a republican so it's expected from him.

>theories
ah, the best excuse for shit writing

>women are SUPER into retards
how come women are not into me then? I am a literal retard

what would make you think that? really, really, really stupid characters are one of lynch's staples.

You're not rich.

Lynch wasn't in charge of either of these stories, though.
And there's nothing wrong with characters not behaving realistically.

>an established history of panic attacks over the concept of cell phones.

Brainless or based?

You don't live in Twin Peaks and David Lynch didn't wrote your life.

I always liked the idea that cooper was a bit of a bureau joke and sent off to the middle of nowhere just to keep him busy.

If you weren't a Lynchfag you wouldn't think that. You're biased to defend it.

Just saying.

nah, I don't cry "plothole" every time something I don't like or understand happens

you do realize you're describing plotlines from what is commonly held to be the worst part of twin peaks, right? Everything between leeland dying and the last episode of the second season is commonly acknowledged as total shit.

People are mainly about the bob storyline.

I didn't realize lynch made documentaries.

It's a joke you autist.

You're also ugly.

Because hes wealthy, handsome, well groomed, and sharply dressed.

not the real world
Dougie lives on Lancaster Court near Merlin Street (Glastonbury grove is the original burial ground of King Arthur), and they pass in front of Sicomore street when he's in the car with Judy.
Either Coop is still trapped in the glass box, or he is in the real world but his mind is so fucked we're seeing reality warped through his eyes

Lynch wasn't overseeing any of that shit. He was busy with a movie at that point.

pretty much like this entire show

>and another person got hit in the head and thought they were 15 and they were like welp guess we have to let her go to high school
This shit right here is what is making season 2 so hard to watch. I came back to it in preparation for season 3 and stopped around episode 10. Please tell me this stupid cunt doesnt' get much screen time, I have so much trouble sitting through scenes with her because of how stupid and cringy it is.

that's kinda my point. The corollary is way off base and the characters in the return are pretty consistent with what lynch usually puts in his movies. The shit in season 2 wasn't.

You've been Lynch'ed

it slows down a bit but i can already tell you're going to hate what they end up doing with her in the later episodes.

He's in the car with who?

just power through. Or skip it entirely. You can go straight from leeland dying to the last episode of season 2 and miss nothing of importance.

You are of no importance.

Season 2 is good. It's not AS good, but it's good.

wrong

No, there is absolutely nothing good about super strong teenager nadine, civil war reenactor hotel manager, or wyndam earl, apart from how brutally he gets fucked up by bob.

>Jeffries132435
Post other 132434 pics.

Don't listen to these people. They want you to suffer as they did.

It's "whom", user. But we're not going to talk about it.

>Theories
I got one, Coop is an idiot because he time traveled Back into 2003.

Hire Lynch to direct your life

Cellphones weren't as popular in 2003

oh shut the fuck up

coops fucked up because he spent 25 years in another dimension and was only able to com back through a goddman power outlet.

>dude I wonder if frank silva is going to come back
>google
>hes been dead 22 years
._.

The new sherrif had a goddamn iphone 6 shut the fuck up

I hope we see more of Garland Briggs and Good ol' Pete. Also when is Hawk gonna visit the log lady for that coffee and pie?

>"I bet Lynch totally did NOT kill him too!"

thats in the current timeline tho.

But Gordan Cole is just as weird and peppy as he is.

but then you have albert practically seething resentment at the fact he has to work with these retards and fuckups.

Disproved.

He didn't write those though

but the negro just tried to imply the cellphone panic attack took place in 2003 despite being caused by the sherrif talking to susie on a goddamn iphone6.

But hey, you're validating this idiotic theory via response and you think its a maymay because of how epic it is to say stupid things and get called stupid.

Wrong

You'll miss out on everything to do with learning about the black lodge and why Cooper gets trapped there in the first place. At least pretend to not be retarded and suggest skipping to the last three or four episodes

It's meem, not "maymay".

Meme is pronounced meem.

And gif is pronounced jif, not gif.

You seem to forget that the first 9 episodes existed.

Do you guys forgot about pic related or what, people think is one of "his episodes"

And you are what we call a newfag

this was actually filmed by lynch

It's a fucking joke. Dougie was so stupid that he could be replaced with an actual retard, and no one would notice.

ARE YOU THE MAID?

Lynch was definitely watching too much Tim and Eric when he decided to make that scene.

Watts is so pretty

not "nobody".

Some people realize he need help. The prostitute immediately realizes he suffered something severe, Naomi Watts realizes he has to be baby sit (even if she writes it off as "one of his episodes", also she must have other preoccupations in her life like repaying the mafia... she flat out says he is behaving "weird as shit" in any case). The casino dude realizes he is crazy....

it's more that some people simply ignore him because they have brief interactions with and are probably too occupied with their own lives. It's weirdly realistic in a way, as people sometime tend to ignore flat out weird behaviors from loons in real life

Because it's a fictional TV show and not real life.

They didn't have fidget spinners in 2003

What does the guy with the coffees say when he sees Dougie? Something about him being in dreamland again or whatever. Dougie has always been retarded

the only scene that actually made me laugh

It's a satire.

Because it wouldn't be as funny.

I'm loving the series so far

>women are SUPER into retards
The most realistic thing about the show honestly. Women make the best bad decisions.

What the fuck is this 2003 meme theory?

Lots of viewers are just smart enough to know they should be thinking about the show but not smart enough to know what to actually think about. Consequently, they get wrapped up in Damon Lindelof-tier theories.

Dougie's license plate had a sticker that said 03. Many retarded anons went on a goose chase because of this, not realizing the 03 stands for the month, not the year in Nevada license plates. Some drooling retards are too far gone to understand this and hang on to the theory.

He's still with us.

So dougie is living in Las Vegas and working there? Because there aren't many cities in Nevada right? (non american here).

Dougie, brainless decoy of Cooper = New Season is garbage, a brainless imitation
People not noticing = Normies / nu-fans aka the try-hards

Lynch is very aware of who's watching his show.

He lives in some middle of nowhere small town. Presumably near Vegas, but he's not in a city.

What about the place where he works?

I've wondered the same, honestly. Needing help to get out of a car and even use the toilet.

You're a retard because Dougie is replaced by the OG Coop so your whole analogy is SHIT.

is garbage specially Donna and James

Seems like the kind of business center you can see anywhere.

Where was the scene filmed? I saw something on here about that the other day.

1 how do you know that
2 if Lynch really had a problem with those storylines don't you think he would have wielded his power to stop them

>He drinks Frank's coffee.
>Bob was portrayed by Frank Silva

POETRY

It's an exaggerated parody of how insensitive, uncaring and inattentive society has become in the modern era. I thought this was obvious.

This is what I was thinking. There is something obviously wrong with him and nobody notices, or everyone chooses not to notice.

>implying its not maymay

might as well be considering how incorrectly the word is

Around Las Vegas there are these weird suburban neighborhoods surrounded by desert.

Its literally hell, and its pretty obvious its hell before they start trying to call it the black lodge

I get that that's bob, but I was sad frank silva was dead.

This shit still amazes me every time.
Basically everything I learned about America in GTA turns out to be completely accurate.

>insulting people in 2017

Because they don't want to end in fucking jail.

Because its a production fact you fucking moron.