You can only get in if you prove you're a true American

You can only get in if you prove you're a true American

>implying I want people to think I'm American
I prefer to not be shot

Does knowing From Sea to Shining Sea count?

la creatura

Please don't hit me I can't afford the medical bills.

I have a passport.

I don't believe in anthropogenic climate change.

"It took me a 3H drive to this dump. I DEMAND to see the manager."

I have a block of velveeta cheese in the fridge

God bless walmart

*unsheathes 23andme results*

I look like pic related

Fuck you bitch, I'm your oil supplier

Okay the dipper on the end is kinda cute.

I have a BMI over 30 and eat fast food multiple times a week

Fuck ya ISIS niggas, im from brooklyn. They killed my boy biggie.

God bless America and our veterans from 'nam and 'raq. My favorite president is Ronald Reagan and my favorite food is apple pie made in the Irish way, my family recipe from the old times. I always buy my food and guns from Walmart. Am I clear?

I shart in Walmart and I’m 1/16th gravy

I payed some religious guy to cut off part of my infant son's genitalia.

I'm 1/897 american, let me in, you fucking commie

I just ate this

Im posting from US controlled NATO headquarters

*unzips Colt and waves in his face* Blow it out of ass, Canuck!

i dont know geography

AM I BEING DETAINED?

whiter than you, eric

Here are the results of my genetic test proving that I am 100% (-48%) American

dhank you for your service, obicer :DDDD