I'm ready for REAL kino

I'm ready for REAL kino.

>generic bland sci-fi suits
>generic bland sci-fi-name
>that fucking awful blue/orange lensflare poster

The book this is based on DESIGNED the "generic" you are calling out pleb!!

fair call on blue and orange though

This is going to be the biggest bomb of 2017.

The book coming out a long time ago doesn't excuse the trashy generic designs of the space suits and ships in the film.

>has no tits whatsoever
>her breast armor is a 36CCC

motherfucking kek

Rihanna and Cara... nope it's going to suck.

Are they saving Ukraine?

Nobody outside of France will give a fuck

I give a fuck and am outside of France

No one gives a fuck about you though.

Ouch.

Lel it's my most anticipated summer movie get bent amerikid.

>how do you got from this...
>to THIS...
>the movie: the jpg: the twat with shit taste

kys fag

>generic bland sci-fi-name
What was wrong with "Valerian & Laureline", for that matter?

This fucking movie looks awful. The acting and CGI belongs in a Uwe Ball flick
And that tranny has about as much range as a cardboard cutout

You're retarded. The name is everything but generic.

You're right "The city of a thousand planets" is downright retarded

Why is Cara Delboy still in the acting business?

No.
You're retarded.

> Besson

D R O P P E D
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yet another failure among a long list already

marvel cuck

>no u

destroy urself

Daddy's money
Filmmakers too stupid to realize it's not 2012 anymore

Not funny anymore.

Why is Sup Forums so tsundere for Cara?

ITS SO DENSE

Prime feminine penis

Cuz she has FAS

>Characters are meant to be Chad and Stacy
>Cast two ghoul-looking motherfuckers in the lead role

Bravo Luc

You should probably go back to France then.

A dude who can act is more important than just looks.

Also Cara is turbostacy

So this is the future...

I'm ready for REAL bomb

Sup Forums is being way too bitterly jealous with her.

exactly this fucking droped just for that

bullshit I traced your IP to the Paris suburbs quit falseflagging piere

>change gold and white suits for blue ones
>change the red hair
literally why?

Why do you assume that the bottom is supposed to be the same scene as the OP?

Also he already used the red hair in Fifth element

>he already used the red hair in Fifth element
Are you telling me that a director can't repeat the hair color of a women?
So directors should only make 4 movies? Blonde, brunete, red hair and dark?

Antiredhair racism is so overlooked, look at this, this is blonde washing

The joke is that Fifth Element was Besson's Valerian ripoff, so now he can't do it again in the actual movie.

Yes he can

>people have faith in Besson after Adele Blancuck, The Family and Lucy
I hope I'm wrong, but this will suck.

Well Lucy made money and it wasn't just Scarjo since GiTS failed spectacularly.

Yes it did and it'll have a sequel.
It's still an awful movie.

there is no joke in there, it's just the color of her hair

Sometimes I think people like you were made in a lab and I wonder why they let you out.

Lighten up, dipshit.

>>that fucking awful blue/orange lensflare poster

Can you make better? No.

>turboautism speaks

what was bad about lucy other than the concept and the pendrive?

Will it be the Fifth Element of our time?

nah, a 5th element knock off more like

Wow, they managed to make the Mass Effect characters even more ugly and autistic looking

sci fi kino back in the menu boiiis

im interested in the movie but it looks like theres too much alien politics

also 3D for this movie might make me vomit

I don't know anything about the comics but are the characters related? Or do the actors just happen to look alike?
>I'd still fuck, though.

looks better than jupiter ascending
still will bomb like jupiter ascending

Hope there's a Ruby Rhod cameo.

the comic seems to convey more emotion than these two big eyebrowed freaks

Oh yay, another doughy cgi aliens that would never evolve on a 0.9-1.1g planetoid shitfest.

Who do these movies appeal to? The insane?

the non autisitc

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt

God, i wish i could make her wear my clothes and fuck her butt while biting her shoulders.

Not gonna see this entirely because the male lead is off-puttingly unattractive. He looks like a wet spud with a bad wig and I refuse to see him and his oily, clammy skin do generic space action shit in an attempt to be badass and appealing.
Just disgusting.

I SWEAR I'M GOING TO SHOOT A THEATER IF SEE ANOTHER FUCKING BLUE AND ORANGE POSTER

dumb lynchfaggot

do it

I want to do acid and watch this. Is it safe to? I've never done acid.

The boy looks like a girl in drag and the girl looks like a boy in drag.

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How long did it take for you to align all those nice title pictures up?

John Carter was one of the best movies Disney ever made. The reason it didn't do well is beyond me. I absolutely loved it.

By the way, they're all shit in comparison to Star Wars, so take a fucking hike.

(That was a joke by the way, don't take me on)

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>lexx
>garbage tier

Boring hierarchy. Should put that in a novelty-tier.

What the fuck is this?