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Jesus Christ Raimi

>so... that's what being a nigger feels like

>becomes black
>gets stronger, uncontrollably violent, white women start fighting over him

What were you doing, Raimi?

I mean it was ok, but when he threw off all the jews into space it went a little overboard.

Did anyone checked Raimi script at any point?

Major lack of judgment on the studio's part.

>becomes black
>gets stronger, uncontrollably starts violently abusing women

Jesus, bit on the nose

it was a different time...

>looks at biceps
>tfw no muscle

It was a different time.

>is this what it feels like? To be a gud boi?

I didn't get it at first.

Just exercise for a bit. Getting muscles on the arms isn't all that hard.
It feels pretty good to look into the mirror and not have wet noodles for arms though.

>black spidey shoots a web through a guy's chest and steals his wallet
>cops catch him
>"I dindu nuffin" and escapes

Very subtle, Riami

>"Feel like I's a king 'n shit"
I didn't even know that was a thing back then.

WE

WUZ

KANGZ...
... aND QWANGZ

SYMBIOTES

>... And QWANGS

Holy shit, I'm laughing way too hard at this.

>YEEEE BOOOY *smacks lips profusely* dis mufuckin suit is fire yo knomsayin' beyotch? Cops always tryna fuck me cus I is not a wyteboi ya feel me?

>"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...on The Day of the Rope they shall all swing from the elm. We will have all niggers dead or in chains in the next ten years, and if I'm wrong may God have me shot by a carjacker this very night. God bless the American Nazi Party."

Powerful, powerful stuff.

>Damn this CGI is the bomb!