So a close friend of mine asked an interesting question. How come no one was interested in Johnny...

So a close friend of mine asked an interesting question. How come no one was interested in Johnny? She says he was a handsome character and she was surprised he didn't get any episodes where the girl was really interested in him. I think aside from the reindeer I don't think there was...

that's the joke

he's an 8-year-old boy. that's why he's always playing with Susie, lives with his mom, etc

Because he's an oblivious sexist?

Because he hits in everybody. Can't have a character who objectifies women on a show actually succeed, just... just.... THINK OF TJE KIDS! Only humour allowed, if someone is attracted to himd imagine what ALL THE LITTLE BOYS would learn to expect

girls can sense desperation, and they don't like it

He seems rather capable of attracting furries.

Because he was a dense idiot who was also kind of a dick. They're were moments when the girl would actually soften up to him but then he opens his mouth and fuck everything up.

That said they're a couple of episodes where the girl those fall for him but for a reason or another they can't be together.

this

but there was a couple of time when females took a intrest in Johnny
>werewolf chick
>doe ( but she dated Johnny only to make her ex jealous)
>secret agent
>vampire (again, only because she wanted to piss of her ex)
>foxy moma from that furry island liked johnny's complement

Its a bit hard to watch now. Its nonstop Johnny torture porn/cucking.

it's just a shame they pussyfied him in the second season. instead they should have had character development in a positive direction, and a love interest equally quirky.

He was handsome, definitely, but like a lot of anons have said, he was dickish.

He would even go out of his way to be a nice guy sometimes and still get fucked over in the end.

The werewolf he runs into looks goofy and harmless.

Didn't the women from the future like him too? I remember that episode.

Definitely because he's a dick. A girl liking him would go

> girl thinks he's cute
> johnny open his mouth
> girls nopes out of there

>90s Cartoon Cartoon
>Character development

Pick one, unless the show is samurai Jack.

because Lifetime

....point, but a man can dream can't he?

And yet Irl we have guys who are way bigger dicks than johnny and yet have girlfriends. We've all seen it.

hahaha silly boys
everybody knows Johnny's true love is Jack

But would Johnny ever get drunk and hit her? Insult her? Be extremely jealous of her? With things only getting worse right after you get married and the relationship lasting for months before you realize shit is just not right and that you always deserved better!

...

there was the episode where he was mistakenly put in women's prison under the name Joanie.
once the female inmates realized he was a man (after he started explaining the rules of hockey) they all lined up to schedule dates with him

I do not remember that episode. I must go find it.

Aw, okay!

Nigga...that is NOT a goofy expression. That's a "fill my fortune cookie" look.

He's a corny manlet who lives with his mom. Imagine him standing right in front of you, doing karate chops and talking like Elvis.

And that's why the animal chicks like him. He's a sexist dude with a great physique, and that shit works in an uncivilized society, eg: the animal kingdom.

And those guys don't usually live with their moms.

It's not just that he was a dick, he was just kind of oblivious and try-hard too. Apart from his good looks, he didn't really have anything to offer a lady.

Keep in mind though, he is not a virgin.

I liked KevEdd but this one was dumb.

fucking rekt

Shut your potty mouth, they're cute! CUTE!

Pretty much this. If Johnny had a nice car and lived in a mansion he would be full of bitches all over him but a broken guy who lives with his mom? Nope!

He is very attractive, it's not hard to imagine him being able to get a one night stand before the girl realized how he really was like.

Fujoshits need to be gassed

good looks won't compensate if your brain doesn't work
Thats the whole idea of Johny

Because instead of going to bars or other places where flirting on strangers is the norm he walks up to women in contexts where they would be preoccupied and being flirted with would just be nuisance.

Oh yeah, that sacrifice episode...

But they bait them in with the sweet talk. Jonny is all about that action

True.

Sounds like you're projecting.

Because it was a cartoon and in Johny's earth attitude>>>looks apparently.

>Keep in mind though, he is not a virgin.

Probably happened back in highschool, I mean guys living with their mother is the norm there. How old is Johnny anyway?

Those guys are also not cartoon characters.

Looking a bit too deep into this but I dig it

Brock from pokemon disagrees.

>manlet
>tallest character in the show

are you feeling OK user.

>Imagine him standing right in front of you, doing karate chops and talking like Elvis.

Sounds like a fun dude tbqh.

Johnny Bravo threads always crack me up because Johnny should have a pretty decent success rate with chicks based on one factor that sets him miles ahead of most nerds debating him:

He puts himself out there.

Johnny Bravo is such a wonderful show. The concept is so unique and original, and Jeff Bennett is a genius who's acting never got old. One of the best cartoons to come out of the 90s.

not gonna lie i found her really really cute as a kid, for reasons I couldn't put my finger on. years later I realized I'm a fucking dirty furfag and my favorite kinds, for whatever fucked up reason, tend to be the cartoonier looking ones with big snouts like that (though usually not AS exaggerated). I can hardly explain how good it feels that Toriel has been the furry hot topic for the last several months for that reason, but it's still a rare breed.

>he didn't really have anything to offer a lady

Yeah, except those times he fucking wrestled a crocodile or the like for the safety of his mother and Suzy... how was that called? Reliability? Bravery?

But yeah, he had nothing to offer

>So a close friend of mine
We don't need to know the relationship status with your friend, pal. Just say "A friend of mine".

This. He may be handsome and built, but he has some kind of weird pompadour, wears sunglasses everywhere and talks like a retarded Elvis cartoon parody.

Hot girls don't exactly have a shortage of hot guys who also don't act like delusional morons.

Well he isn't a virgin and I think it was confirmed he does get chicks off screen.

There was the secret agent who actually loved him.

Maybe Johnny Could dance to a woman tonight.

Give me this reason why Johnny Bravo wanted to Mary so he can capture the grollia for her in the pilot.

I refuse to believe Jack would have such bad taste in men

Shake it baby.

And that is why Johnny want it.

I always figured it was like with Boomhauer in KOTH, except where we only normally see the 1/10 times Boomhauer succeeds at picking up chicks, with Johnny we see only the 9/10 times he fails

>bad taste

>has his heart on the right place
>shows himself to be able to defend his own family and loved beings
>saves the town from a nuclear meltdown

fuck you

I hope this time he will.

I understood that reference.

you got bad taste

What is it. Trix?

Hey look Johnny it's Little Ricky Simmons

>implying Jack has time for love when he's busy saving the world.

Nigga got fucked over by Aku twice in that department he ain't fucking with anyone again.

He lives with his mom, and loses in karate to a bunch of little kids.

Because he skips legday.

Johnny tends to say stupid pick up lines to any woman he sees on the street. If he said it at a bar or something then he might have a better success rate.

Not to mention the show runs on the fact that he goofs up in that aspect so seeing his failures is funnier. You can assume that he does get dates offscreen but you just never see them