Salam aleikum habibi... the same as usual?

>salam aleikum habibi... the same as usual?

yes my brother

''Yeah... j-just the kebab, thanks, a-and some extra sauce''

yes my brother

>greek
>eating kebab instead of gyros
Turkish spy, reported to the authorities.

Why is a guy calling me habibi?
Fucking faggot I'll behead you with your döner kebab knife for the glory of all*h

That shit looks disgusting, bland and tasteless, I'll stick to my superior tacos de trompo

Salade tomate oignons chef

tres de pastor y tres de suadero con todo, por favor

F'għoxx kemm għandek ja Tork. Jien ġejt hawn għal oħtok ħa nqaxxrilha l-mustaċċi.

Yes, but add more onion, please.

How do the funny letters work

tfw no kebab in my town

One pita please, garlic sauce and onions fucking roach

>F'għoxx kemm għandek ja Tork. Jien ġejt hawn għal oħtok ħa nqaxxrilha l-mustaċċi.

heh, post of the night

What do you mean?

I like shawarma shops, they always call me friend.

>'hello my friend, welcome to my shop'
>'ahh my friend what can I get for you'
>'how are you today my friend'

there was one in another town I used to live in that I always frequented, I held the door open for the shops delivery guy when there was a bunch of ppl not bother to get the door for the guy with his arms full of onion sacks.

after that he always gave me a shit ton of that garlic sauce on the side for free.

Deheb. irridu lura.

Yep, Shawarma in lafa with humus, a little zhug, pickles and onions.

szalom aleke

yes the same

Like what's the code what does that g with a pint mwan or the double x or the c with a point....

Don't make fun of him. It was pretty clear.

>Mexicans are just Arabs who aren't as bro-
>Mexicans are just Arabs who are less vio-
>Mexicans are just Arabs only Cath-
>*considers Mexican "Catholic" rites like the Mexican Day of the Day and the Black Virgin
>nah, fuck this, Mexicans are Arabs period

I'm using Maltese keyboard. the double is are two normal x's.

Lo tak meta satak

Great story man. 10/10. Really kept me on the edge of my seat.

Keep me updated.

sure thing my friend

Tini d-deheb u ngħidlek. Onestament dawk il-kostumi huma faqa'.

>not going to a Greek guy

Napoleon was the good guy desu. Il-knisja miex nieqsa mid-deheb. Dak l'iskola it-taghliem ta' l-istorja ta' Malta, hafna godob. Il-Kavallieri, the "|good guys", hxewna. Napuljun dahhal hafna progress li rried issir, imma il-qassis ma ghogbux li ir-rahal Malti ikon ittrattat ta' bniedem. Too bad ma seraqx izjed mid-deheb taghhom.

Dażgur li l-Franċiżi daħħlu ħafna riformi, imma dak li hu ħażin xorta ħażin. U b' is-serjetà? Jieħu iżjed? Ma naqbilx għax kien x' kien, deheb f'Malta kien.

U d-deheb biex niċċajta nsemmieh, x'għala żobbi mid-deheb. Però hemm xi ħaġa li nixtieq li tingħata lura, iċ-ċippi ta' Melqart.

heh

shlwnk a7la khaiyo, bidoun majonez ba3d iznk

Jien smajt li n-nisa Peruvjani għandhom talenti speċjali.

Are you talking about something lewd?

Yeah, shaurma, fries and a bottle of tarhun

Iva, talenti li jinvolvu ż-żobb.

>għ
is ع I'm pretty sure and

>ħ
is ح

>x
is like sh in English or ش

Mutton pita with rice.

these guys are everywhere in japan. if they made it there they pretty much took over the world.

based merchants.

I can't say for the "għ" or "ħ" since I don't understand that but you're right with "x".

>ż-żobb
If it means the same as in Nafri-speak then that's very lewd indeed

Oh, quite lewd indeed.

>Iva, talenti li jinvolvu ż-żobb.
Don't lewd me please.

>Maltese keyboard
How do these work? They seem impossible to find, and the Maltese characters aren't even part of EurKEY.

Jien għan-nisa kont qiegħed ngħid.

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literally arabic

it's in the languages options of Windows.

There is no difference between Turks and Greeks. Hell, most modern Greek food is Turkish with an oc donut steel watermark.

>47 key
the horror

Ok.

I meant how you find good Maltese keyboards. EurKEY is a layout that makes it possible to write a bunch of languages with a US-English keyboard, it's what I use.

Oh, no I just have a regular keyboard. I worded that horribly.

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lol

Ejja, ibagħtli mara Peruvjana.

Nah, it's too comfy here.
Why don't YOU come here instead?

Għal istess raġuni. U jien għidtlek ibgħat mara, mhux ejja int.

honestly i can read basic arabic, i understand 50% of the weird shit you wrote

Oh, I'm married anyway. So, I'll be fine.

Tista jekk jogħġbok tgħolli l-parlament Ewropew m' Alla? Grazzi.

JIEN MHUX LILEK IRRID!

Nope, how can you possibly expect me to develop feelings for somebody I just met?

Inti qiegħed tiġbidli sieqi hux? It-traduttur mhux daqshekk ħara f'ġieħ Alla.

Dik naħseb m'Alla mhux m' Alla.

I'm not using a translator

U mela ħaqq Alla tifhimni sew qiegħed. L-anqas jimpurtani intx Malti jew le, bħalissa s-sagħtejn u nofs nieqes ħamsa ta' filgħodu u għandi xkora nagħas. Saħħa, sliem, u l-ġurnata t-tajba.

Underrated post

Have a nice day!

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