/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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>Windows 7 clearly visible
>there are people who actually thought the cheesy computer visuals in the first 2 parts weren't a joke

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OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Annie Blackburn
3. Shelly Johnson
4. FWWM Donna Hayward
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Ronette Pulaski
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Donna Hayward
14. Maddy Ferguson
15. Laura Palmer
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Josie Packard
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Denise Bryson
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

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This is a shit opinion, Moira is a dirty wop

>It was a dream, we live inside a dream
Was he right? Does the twin peaks cinematic universe take place inside a dream? How hard would you ragequit if it all turns out to be dream, and the final scene is just James waking up from it?

Literally what expression is this? Did he enjoy that green tea latte?

umm, no sweetie, we already made our choice
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he enjoyed it, he just didn't want to admit it

>Number one is anything but Nadine
Fool

Only rural and suburban retards chose Audrey, City people all voted for Laura

And Laura is alive, beside him in bed.

It's literally the opposite, though.

Annie should be no higher than 30, she's so bland.

havent watched ep 5 yet. should i be in here?

Moira Kelly is 100% Irish. Daughter of immigrants. She's even better at being Irish than Lara Flynn Stoneface is.

It's time to stop being in denial about your shit taste.

Annie is love.
Annie is life.
Annie is a miracle of the universe.
Annie may have done some things wrong, but she is still a beautiful person inside and out.

Sounds like L Y N C H I N G

LIAR

what was the stuff on the tv screens when evil coop made the phone call

I want to do lewd things to Cooper no matter what age he is!!

She got hotter after Twin Peaks when she became a turbo-milf.

If you don't mind spoilers sure why not.

I have something to confess I like Dawson's creek

Do you like green tea latte?

MR STRAWBERRY

This is the waifu list though, Annie came straight outta the convent and was a woman of Christ, you know what that means, right?

me on the left

The creases around his eyes make it look like he has two layers of eye-brow.

That was a mix between surprise and enjoyment. I also like to think it was a mischievous moment since he took someone else's drink for himself.

Remember - everyday you should treat yourself to a present.

Tom Sizemore is fucking great in this scene.

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1. Shoe workshop
2. A cooking show?

His parents gave him a pornstar name

>"Here's me and my daughter, she's dressed up as the corpse Laura Palmer, and I'm dressed up as the man that murdered and raped her. We love Twin Peaks #coffee #creampie #rape #torment #murder #coffee"

Why couldn't Phil just give him his cup of coffee? He made the decision after all.

Uhh ok weirdo

The real diner where Twin Peaks was shot has shitty pie.

>by MELlSANDRE (The NIght)
>I am not feint of heart. Me. Warrior Princess!!! But this just made me want to hang myself with my golden lasso.

Why do women even try?

Neotwinpeaks fanbase is the worst.

I don't know who posted this ? It's so genius as much as being so stupid (笑´・艸・)

Why would you dress as BOB if your daughter is gonna be Laura, that's in really bad taste

threadly reminder to worship sheryl lee

So is Norma and Shelly like together or was this a friendly hug?

I used to work at a news station two years ago, they ran the switcher on Windows XP. No joke. The video was routed through a server that ran windows server 2003.

Some companies are just cheap

Why in the hell do they sell Doritos and coffee with me on it

Why are you here then?

>mfw

missing someone?

Becoming an adult, like Jeffery in BV, is discovering that there is more is more to life than our sheltered existence might indicate. But this doesn't make it a veneer. Lynch isn't saying one side or the other is the "correct" side.

The human body rapidly develops a short-term tolerance for acid; therefore, I know either that you are lying or you are stupid.

Overrated uggo.

oh, but I do

Is Lynch, dare I say, a hack?

Tbh it's his one and only facial impression.

Can you read?

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I used XP up until 2013

I only drink it every other day exactly for this reason, for my tolerance to drop in the rest day

it's called microdosing look it up

smoking every day though

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Fuck off, Frost.

Laura or Maddy?

don't know her name yet

>you will never suffocate between Laura Palmer's thighs

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laura

Based Lynch is subtly redpilling the audience so they don't fall for the botnet.

Look at this crap

These are the questions in life that really matter.

Laura every day

Does Sheryl Lee have a twin sister?

>you will never suffocate between Laura Palmer's thighs
This is of real concern to me. I never will, and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.

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THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

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She has a twin cousin as well as a twin Peaks

>there are people who actually thought the cheesy computer visuals in the first 2 parts weren't a joke
what are you saying her please fill me in
what visuals do you mean, did people or did they not think they were a joke and are they or are they not and how is it proven or disproven by windows 7

>umm, no sweetie
I hope Lodge spirits tear the flesh from your bones

Laura, Maddy looked like she was wearing a bad wig and had no fucking personality

For only 29.99 you can buy your very own bag of TWIN PEAKS coffee beans, free from normalfaggery and shitposts. I assure you it's not just a normal bag of Nabobs coffee spray-painted with black and white zig-zagging lines.

Are you talking about that little girl that got murdered?

The movie was a mistake. Lynch only wanted to give Laura screentime but leaving it. Should have taken from Tokyo Story and left it for the imagination..

Bad taste ghoulish humor at Halloween??!!!

Is that a Lynch bastard, dude's handosme as fuck

that's fairly common in older people. My mum has them as well. They can be cut away if they start obstructing your eyesight, but I guess most people don't care.

rewatching s1 and 2 and it's not as good as i remembered it. especially the second season.

The movie was the best part of the whole series you ridiculous pleb. Maybe Hill Street Blues would be more your speed.

THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE, SHELLY

>Lucy not top 5
What a flaming faggot

No, David Byrne's

is it me or is the new show more hilarious than the original? I keep laughing so hard it hurts...

This is gonna hurt you

make a god damn image of this you fucking cotton picker

YO HOLY SHIT

What's your IQ? If it's below 110 (as your post implies) then remember, it's illegal for you to watch Twin Peaks. It's different for cognitive elites though

I hate how david lynch treats woman im gonna sue him

nothing in twin peaks is funny

also if you haven't had at least 20 sexual partners this year (all 8s or above) it's a federal offense to watch TP

Where does this shot come from it wasn't in the show?