Cricket is for normie faggots
/nz/ + friends
1st
>LE FUGG NORMIES REEEEE XDDD
embarrassing lad
is this the /cric/ thread?
It better stay this way you fucking 2D poofs. Have /aus/ again in the title and we’ll pay you a visit.
bit homophobic mate
you realise there are actual based kiwis with normalised levels of testosterone that enjoy a bit of /cric/ right? thread should just be /estyfags/ + friends
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Ebang? (probably evang. for evangelic) lutherische
St.Michaelis Kirche
>Says cricket is for faggots
>Have gay ERP in this thread
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>Can't keep out of the thread.
Got something to tell us mate?
Thank you desu. Did you look up the village? I’m on the bus back to the city now desu :3
Is your bf not tall?
yea, did quickly. looks comfy desu.
dont puke in the bus
I won’t desu. I’ll see you once I get back to the city :3
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/rug/ if I am completely honest with all of you.
For me it's cricket, the cringiest "sport"
*dabs into the thread*
Sup?
This 2bh
looks to be clearing up a bit , will make it easier for Smith to see a ton
might go to a party with my friends tonight lads anyone want to come with me OH WAIT OOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
can't wait for the india in south africa series to see pissrat poohli exposed
I swear I made this exact post a few days ago
t.first party
relax
Easy there lad
Back from the outside world. This thread hasn’t been to active it seems.
My brother got a new kitten for Christmas.
I might take some pictures
Go on then always keen on kot
Hmmmmmm...
I'm bored...
I can't seem to get my phone to switch camera mode so I can't take a photo.
but it's a really small black kitten
I think I feel a little bit better now
Aww I really wanted to see it...
Maybe another day then.
I’m bored as well. Wanna lewd talk?
I really really tried
I'm sorry for building up expectations and then not fulfilling them.
I always seem to do that.
He's a bit too hetero for that
No you tried your best, that's all I can ask for.
I'm no good at that buddy, I'm sure someone will come along for you to play with.
I'll not disappoint you one day!
I guess it’s too early for it anyway. I wonder when the Italian, Liechtensteiner, and Singaporean are.
As long as you give it your all, I'll never be disappointed in you.
It's about 7AM there in Italy and Switzerland at the moment, give them time buddy.
They'll be getting up soon.
>ywn look this good
why love?
Fag
Is that a girl because she seems to have tits or is that a guy?
You never tell in this day and age and I think it's starting to mess with my head.
Oh it's a female(male)
Of course it is.
I mean...
why else would I post it?
OwO ok then desu.
That is a good question, my minds else where at the moment I guess.
I didn't even stop to think why you would post a real woman...
*traps you*
She’s cute desu.
>she
um
Shit, I've been back with my parents for a couple of hours and I hate it, I really need to get out of here as soon as possible
You bought up a bad memory I've been trying to repress for a good time.
How long are you at your parents buddy?
W-wait that isn’t a girl?
What’s wrong with your parents?
I'm between places right now and I thought maybe I'd crash here until term starts to save money on rent, unfortunately now I remember what living here is like so I'm looking to find a place and get out as fast as I can
What’s wrong with your home desu?
I told you
living with your parents after you've lived on your own sucks ass
Nope
A bad memory?
of what>
I got tricked by a trap, it was very confusing and I've been pushing it out of my head.
You know I would have thought jacking it to traps would have bought it back but no,it was that one little sentence that did.
Damn
>I got tricked by a trap
l-like in real life? or what?
If it makes you uncomfortable you don't need to say.
I also have experiences (namely my first gf) which I push deep down and am reminded of my specific things.
It's hard to explain
Yeah, and thank you so much for finding that one bedroom place on trade me, it looks amazing for me, I don't know how I missed it
Hopefully I won't turn out to be already taken like some of the other listings on trademe that I was interested in
Is this /cric/
>in real life?
Yes.
She.. he, whatever they are, looked like a girl, had boobies.. but had a dick.
I know because I saw it.
After kissing... him for thirty minutes.
It is NOT like my animes at all.
>Kissing for 30 minutes
>Had boobs
Ew. Flat trap beat trap
>Hopefully I won't turn out to be already taken like some of the other listings on trademe that I was interested in
That's always a risk, some people are so bad at updating their listings.
Just make sure you tell me when you find a new place, I'll be needing that address...
w-wow
But I mean... if you didn't know it was a guy after 30 minutes of kissing... then clearly she was hot enough to fuck regardless of penis presence.
But I guess keeping that a secret from someone is really fucked up.
I'm sorry you quite literally got trapped.
*poos directly into your gaping mouth*
Afternoon cunts
rude
anyone got a stream
ching chong kow kong pong bing bong hong wong
Afternoon cute cunts
*farts*
evening /cric/
literally cannot stop pooing
Is Stephen Malkmus related to Steve Smith?
think the italo permanently left
oh well
Why do you say that?
He better not have, I literally made a new thread to try help him.
just farted lads
Describe them for us
Well, he said that the next time he leaves he won't say a word about it.
And he just said he had somewhere to go yesterday night and never came back.
checked
Oh
wow what was the fucking point of all that then.
What a fucking joke, why do I even bother.
Really would love to suck a stinky cock
>stinky
...
Would you have them not shower for several days or something?
imagine having a general where people just talk about nothing but sucking cock and "boypussy" all day for days and days on end
nice "poomunity" you have here
I know right, next time I'm going for flat.
It's not too bad, she(he) did the same thing to someone else I knew not long after
so I wasn't alone in my embarrassment.
Fucking got temporary blocked from posting the rude cunts.
Janman trying to keep me down.
Naw would just prefer a sweaty cock with pubes so I can inhale the musk
As long as you are ok...
At least it was a new experience! and now you are sure of your sexuality and know that it's not just like in your japanese animes.
>Fucking got temporary blocked from posting the rude cunts.
Wait really?
So the literal raiders are left alone whilst you get hit.
What a joke.
Yea, I don't really know that feel.
imagine that posting porn on a SFW board might get you banned
who wants to buy my motorbike
How many cc?
>At least it was a new experience! and now you are sure of your sexuality and know that it's not just like in your japanese animes.
accepting 3DPD at all is often babby's first mistake
Well at least he got to makeout with someone instead of posting on an anonymous image board...
T-true
I wonder if I went to parties if I ever would have made out with a trap.
I guess I'll never know
2011 CB400SF
imagine not being a /cric/ brainiac
bet sportsfags haven't experienced the pleasure of being cummed inside
pathetic
Well I don't think you have matey, no matter how much you want it.
FUCKING REKT
:(
W-would you mind fucking me silly and cumming inside? really need a big cock
BASED Brainiac bash is on soon lads
>Be chinkapoorean
>Pay fine for eating chewing gum
Think you need to drown in a pool of shit while your mum and sister get raped by Malaysians m8.