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Emma Watson edition

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hello muddah
hello fadah
here i am at
camp grenada

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want to cut emma watson's clitoris off with safety scissors

might have a nostalgia wank to lisa ann today

did a faceapp, id fuck me
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I loved her when I was a child.

hot as fuck
i have similar dsl

You can just apply the male face filter to your generated female face to get back the original face #computerdoctor

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*seduces your mom*

post cats

He should have kicked his father's ass and stopped being a puss. I've done it myself.

post fucking machines

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>new black mirror

absolute islamic state of Sup Forums right now

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my mum blushed at that scene

would like you all to know that i'm taking a shit

*types "seeing your face has caused people to realise that god isn't real"*

dsl???????

Indeed I would.

i miss having a girlfriend cause they'd genuinely care and be proud of me for making an effort and stuff

dick sucking lips but it might just be the app morphing

Thailad: The King's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. But it does contain... [holds up card] the unstoppable Kev!

Seto: Ahh! [recoils] Impossible!

Thailad: I've assembled all five special cards. All five pieces of the puzzle.

[a blue star appears on the playing field and Kev's limbs appear inside it, one by one]

Seto: Kev! Ahh, it's not possible! No one's ever been able to call him!

Thailad: Kev: COLD OUT!!

[Irish Weather fills the Arena]

Seto: AHHHHHH!

[Seto's life-points are reduced from 1,000 to 0]

won't be reading that you fat shit

stay out of my diary

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is she a feminazi?

Absolutely not.

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i present to you, the most autistic video on the internet

Spread the word

got doms right below my arse cheek

M E L B O U R N E

postmodernism? cia
star wars? fascist
harry potter? feudalist
modern art? anti-communist
lord of the rings? racist
simpsons? classist

that's not true though innit

seem cool! i'm really tired of our crazy feminazi movement..

That's why I do not like her anymore.

hello

Jews out

hi

Tired of my Thai gfs broken English.

No man, no madness--
Though their sad power may prevail--
Can possess, conquer my country's heart
They rise to fail
She is eternal--
Long before nations' lines were drawn
When no flags flew, when no armies stood--
My land was born

And you ask me why I love her
Through wars, death and despair--
She is the constant
We who don't care
And you wonder will I leave her--
But how?
I cross over borders
But I'm still there now

How could I leave her?
Where would I start?
Let man's petty nations
Tear themselves apart
My land's only borders
Lie around my heart

thailad is your gf a gamer?

Best way to teach someone English is to kick them in the face. That's my experience. Might be different if it's not Spanish barmen though.

*does the mario*

No, just phone games. Although she'll play things like multiplayer mariokart 64

why dont you become the thai serpentza

tfw most of you are not even two decades old.

why dont you gimme your mums phone number?

Driver. Best gaming experience I ever had.

meow haha

>mfw I was born in November 1999

Wonder how quickly I could kill that using just my forehead.

japan does everything right
how

Makeup is truly the greatest deceiver

no wypipo in power to get 4200 bribes throughout the process

vlogging doesn't appeal to me..

unironically rather go the "it's just a prank bro" route if I were going to do it.
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Nigga I'm weeks away from turning 30. (Won't be a wizard like most of you faggots though kek)

>are you American?
>where you from?
>what made you come over here?
>why Stoke?
EVERY SINGLE TIME

Why Stoke though?

stupid violent wh*toid

>gaming experience

>wh*toid
???

Seriously though, why Stoke?

Is it that time of the month already?

first day here?

[step]Father just happened to be living here when we moved in. It's honestly a really nice place 2bh.

why does the whole country know this nate bloke

>[step]Father

>wh*Toid meme
love roach anger

He's been national news like 3 times for being a twat

Actually it's [HAGGIS'D]

kek, what did he do>

t. wypipoid

See how they're trying to ruin /brit/? Even when there's just a few of us?

I say hang them all. Controversial? Yes. Necessary? I say yes.

Harry is a lad.

Twattery

>we aren't that long away from the "20s"

Wish they required heights on these dating apps. Girl I met with tonight was significantly taller than me and I was so embarrassed

>flapper girl style will come back into fashion because people are lemmings

Excellent development

New year soon
I literally didn't NOTHING this year

BASED Tyler1

feel like this would spice up conversations with normoids

Business idea: /brit/ self-improvement 2018

What are your predictions for the 2020's lads?

/NZ/ is full of anime faggots wtf is this

Let his pet cat fight scorpions
Froze a fish alive with liquid nitrogen
Put coins on a railway track

why did they snap so hard
it's not like other countries don't get razzed on loads

Honestly? That I will be in some version of /brit/ that exists in 2027

/ourlad/

used to have a kiwi friend now he's an anime faggot and prefers his pet australian to me
want to love NZ but every time i think of it it's intertwined with his bastard treachery

every country has its breaking point

I want to lose the 'ginity nek year
Reckon that's a decent goal

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>not smashing anyway
What the fuck man

Captcha: burger footpath

You could probably work on a few areas to make this more likely I guess?

I predict I will continue to post on Sup Forums as the world collapses around me.

bit too ambitious for me

/fit/ told me to eat onions (raw)