Seinfeld Rejects Literally Who

Does life imitate art, or does art imitate life?

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Based Jew man

how do i downvote this

You have to go back.

KEK

THAT LOOK IN HIS EYE

YOU JUST KNOW

HES FUCKING REPULSED LMAO

wtf i hate jews now

>sue for sexual assault

>try to randomly grab men in public

hmmmm

its almost she (((made))) it up

He almost turned into his true lizard form

Why make a 15th thread about it? Use the catalog faggot.

What happened? I don't want to watch this whole thing.

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE LITERALLY WHOS ASKING FOR HUGS?

4channers too stupid, like usual to know that this was planned in order to promote their upcoming movie together

"OMG! Seinfeld! Give me a hug!"

"Bitch, swerve, I dunno you"

>Kesha is worth 40 million

its 30 seconds u fuck

wtf i love jews now

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SEINFELD HAS THAT MUCH IN PORSCHES ALONE, HES A BILLIONAIRE WHEN YOU COUNT HIS OFFSHORE JEW INVESTMENTS

This is how you defend yourself from rape.

Too bad Kesha didn't know how.

I hope seinfeld gets in a car accident and bleeds out.

I never like him.

Don't cut yourself on that edge.

I checked the catalog, and didn't see a thread on it.

t.Kesha

Ok, Ahmed.

she looks crazy and sick I support the Seinfeldman

>Seinfeld doesn't want a hug from some random prostitute
What a scoop.

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>some generic whore full of STDs who probably smells like salty anal sweat wants to touch you

Jerry did nothing wrong.

To be fair, she was probably drunk and on drugs.

^ She looks like a man too.

Jerry: "So I'm standing there talking to this reporter, answering his questions, you know, and this lady walks up like she knows me, and does this hugging motion!"
George: "Hugging motion? Who does that?!"
Jerry, nodding: "This lady apparently. And I'm thinking to myself Oh No, do I know this person? Is this that girl I dated last week? I can't remember her name!"
George: "Mulva, her name was Mulva. What was the hugging motion like? Was it like this?"
George comes at Jerry with open arms, just as Kramer barges into the apartment...
Kramer: puts down a live chicken "So Jerry. I hear you turned down Kesha."
Jerry and George together: "What's a Kesha?"
Kramer: gathering hats from Jerry's closet "What's a Kesha? What's a Kesha?! Wow, you're really out of touch Jerry." begins trying different hats on the chicken
Elaine enters
Elaine: "Hello boys. Uh, what's with the chicken?"
Kramer: "It's for the show tonight."
Elaine looks puzzled and brushes off the comment
Jerry: "So Elaine, what do you think about a woman just introducing herself with a hug?"
Elaine: "What kind of hug?"
Jerry: "You know, a full on hug. Both arms all the way around."
Elaine: "Do you know her?"
Jerry: "That's just it, I'm really not sure."
Elaine: "Well I think it's OK if you know her."
George: "I don't see why you're complaining. I wish more women would hug me."
Jerry: "Well if I knew that I knew her, I probably would have just hugged her".
Elaine: "Who do you maybe think it was?"
Jerry: "That girl... I was dating a couple of weeks ago..."
George: "Mulva"
Elaine: "Mulva? You mean the woman that looks like Kesha?"
Jerry, looking humorously perplexed and shrugging his shoulders: "Who is this Kesha?"
Kramer: "I can't believe you turned down Kesha. Where's your bowler hat Jerry??? You know I needed that bowler hat!"

>She looks like a man too.

Did not know this before, but it's true.

nah shes fuckin hot. gay ass niggas.