Bruce, it said in my father's will that he has the secret key to resurrecting your parents...

Bruce, it said in my father's will that he has the secret key to resurrecting your parents, but only if you rape the Joker. Not just those Jokerz, but the actual Joker. Please, Bruce. For me?

"Do you really think I would fall for that old trick, Commissioner? I know you did the same thing with Robin. Even if it did worked, I just couldn't. I'm...too old."

Please. The first time you refused, three Jokers popped out. When you refused again, this happened. Please. I know you have enough semen in you for one last case.

You two can't be serious. There has to be another way.

My father's will specifically states that the Joker has to be raped. No loopholes out of this one, McGinnis. But he didn't specify which Batman...

I know! I'll just use my rape scented bat-spray to save the day, old chum.

I just want you to know how much I love these threads.

I'm not going to rape the Joker. If it can be any Batman why don't you bother Dick or Damian.

Just has to be a batman ey?

Because your dick is hard, Terry. Boys like you, they love it when a clown plays with their dick like cotton candy. Makes them feel wild and tingly inside. Do it. For my wife, and my wife's dad.

Problem solved.

We shouldn't rape the Joker. It'd be bringing us down to his level. I can't believe all of you are willing tolower youselves down to his level. Even Bruce is considering it. Joker's evil but he'll always consent so we can never truly rape him. We can't give the clown what he wants. All of you are forgetting what Batman is and what he stands for. Batman is justice and I'm going to take out the clown without raping him.

Oh hey there Batsy, didn't see you there.

Terry, please. Do the deed i never had the heart to do. You have to ra--

Hm. Listen to me, I sound just like him.

And that's why neither batman has ever been able to truly serve long term justice. Stop thinking so small, look what I've managed to do for the world terry. All it too was some lube and a few minutes of lex luthors time

Sure is a lot of not raping Joker going on in here...

Bruce you taught me how to be a good man. I can't believe what you're saying This goes against everything that you stand for. What Batman stands for!
Superman it couldn't have been you. It must have been the parasite that was on your for the past twenty years.

All the cool kids are doing it terry!

No one says cool anymore grandpa.

He's never going to rape me, is he?

No Batman in the entire multiverse will ever rape you Bozo.

I might not.

Things change, Terry. People change. Some people become worse and worse to the point where there is nothing left but the only solution. I've denied it for years and years, thinking not even he deserved it, Gordon begging me day after day to do it. And i said no. I-i just anymore, Terry.

Forgot pic

Will or won't? What's wrong? Are you Batbuffoons afraid to do it? Think you won't be able to get it up?

You have ED, Future Bats? Are you ashamed that everyone will know you can't rape the Joker because your flag is always at half-mast? The batmobile is stuck in neutral, is it? Awwwww, poor Batman's tiny batcock can't grow!

The Batman's dick has been broken. Broken by a criminal heathen named "Bane."

But the Batman is not a mere man. The Batman is a symbol. And you cannot break a symbol.

And the last man to wear the cowl did not live up to that symbol. I will succeed where he failed.

I've already had my way with Bane. He wasn't such a big guy after all. He said it was, and I quote, "extremely painful." He won't be terrorizing this city ever again.

And neither will you, Joker. For this Batman will do things the last never dreamed of.

What the fuck is this thread

That's what you want isn't it? You get you're jollies off of men in tights kicking your teeth in. You realized it one day when you had trouble getting up with Harley. You didn't just like crime and killing, you just wanted some one on one time with Batman. Underneath all the laughter,sadism and insanity, you're just a pale faggot that will never get his husbando's dick. I'd laugh if it wasn't so pathetic.

Aw,what the heck I'll laugh anyways

Look, are you going to rape him or not?

Uhh... Terry?

..Fuck Bruce I meant to say it to the clown

Go back to your grave, dad. My black husband and I have this situation taken care of.

[I'll do it.. I'll rape the joker] Mooooooo

I see two uncooperative Batmen and a Joker with his black cherry intact. It's obvious that you two couldn't get this rape to happen if you them on a conveyor belt in a Viagra factory.

you're a cow, not a bull, how can you rape?

How is that cow still alive?

Mooooo

Jokes on you Batman! Id suck you off right now, but it appears my hands are full!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I
PROFOUNDLY
regret asking

HOLD IT, CREEPS.
THIS IS A MULTIVERSE BUST.
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO THE RAPE CUBES.

I thought rape was against the law

Let me say this to start, my black husband and I are fairly strong. You could never get Batman to rape the Joker, but we surely have the resources to make sure the Clown Prince of Crime gets cummed all over.

They're cubes for rapists, perp. Not actual cubes of rape.
Drokk, I told Hershey it was a bad name.

But my dick was nowhere near the Joker.

Whoever he is, I hope he's a big enough guy for the job

HELP! HELP! LAW ENFORCEMENT!

The Batman raped me! He pulled down my pantaloons and popped my posterior with his piping hot peppercorn! I'm defiled! I'm degraded! I'll never be the same! Woe is me! I plead for justice to be done!

I already did it. Thirty-five minutes ago.

>He pulled down my pantaloons and popped my posterior with his piping hot peppercorn
I'm dying here

Hmm. This is the most rediculous situation I've ever come across. And that means a lot coming from me.
You all have the sentence of staying in this horrible universe. Goodbye.

>Couldn't even get the job done
And you call yourself a judge?

You guys need help.

He isn't lying. My god. This was retrieved from the crime scene.

This isn't right. This isn't justice. The timestream has been corrupted. I know he is my enemy, but we must go back in time and unrape The Joker. Flash!

Don't worry guys. I'll do it

Bruce don't do it.

Somebody has replaced this timeline with one in which these intruders from another universe raped The Joker. It must be undone. I MUST go back in time and unrape The Joker, regardless of how fragile the timestream is. All the risks are worth taking for something this important.

You broke time, Flash. There is now a glitch in the stream, a PARADOX, as it were. There are now three. Three Jokers.

And Batman must now rape them ALL.

MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM

SOLOMON GRUNDY WANTS TO GET RAPED TOO!

>agenda of the day: If Batman tries to stop your schemes, yell rape and he will be rendered useless!

Heh, vitamin D

I DEMAND MORE TOYS!

So did when will Aku's pizza get here? I was informed that pizza would be here.

You still got it, Sup Forums. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Did you have this image on hand or did you search for it specifically to meme along?

I'm announcing my resignation. I,Lex Luthor, am no longer leader of the Legion of Doom. I'm pursuing a career with the Justice League and I wish everyone well in their endeavors.

Except for the clown. His anus is mine.

Weren't you just going around sitting in people's chairs, Darkseid?

And who gave you priority, Luthor?

It's my duty as the new Superman to help a fellow leaguer put an end to the Joker's reign of terror.

Gorillas also have tiny dicks we need to he effective in our rape.

Surely you do not assume I would sully myself with the clown.

There are other means. Far more efficient.

Like what?

Dildos

a gorilla finger IS bigger than a human penis

This thread is fucking golden. Someone screencap the entire thing. Future generations need to know about Final Crisrape.

What's the next big rape posting after Final Crisrape? Captain America: Civil Rape?

Rapebirth. Rapeseid War. Rape of the Family.

Yours, maybe.

Countdown to Final Rape
Secret Rape
Rapepoint (Flashrape?)

Batman V Raperman.

I require the most comfortable chair for these meetings human. You should be grateful that your legion is graced with the presence of Darkseid.

Rapists on Infinite Earths.

Forever Rape
Rapevergence

you don't count as human

Trinity Rape
Night of Rape
Rapeworld
R'ape on Earth

Rapest Night
Rapest Day
Green Lantern Rape War
Rape of Owls
Rape of the Red Lanterns

We have like two of these threads every fucking day.

Batmane R.A.P.E.

Rape of The Family

The Joker's asshole is under our protection now.

Most of them don't start off with Batman Beyond and have the Legion of Doom involved

I, AKU, SHAPE SHIFITNG MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEACHED A DELICIOUS MEATS LOVERs.

Ouch user

You have served me well.

It was me, Barry! I raped both raped both the Joker and the timeline

Of fucking course it was

Pizza delivery.

We can't win! Who on Earth could possibly rape the Punisher? Their attempted rape would nullify their immunity to his rampages!

Hear me out... We rape his dead family's bodies

I WILL

But Gordon you've had erectile dysfunction for years

And people call ME a psycopath. What the fuck is wrong with you people?