Armageddon asteroid to destroy earth by 2136

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>tfw I'll never get to witness armageddon during my life time

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well, that's a shame, we won't even be able to witness the apocalypse. we are really the worst generation, so close, but so distant at the same time.

>implying we wouldn't have destroyed the world in nuclear war long before then

>tfw I'll never get to witness armageddon during my life time

Based on the state of international relations, it looks like a nuclear holocaust looms just o'er the horizon, OP. Don't give up hope.

Guess we need to freeze Bruce Willis now.

“We estimate the chance of impact at about one in 2,700 between 2175 and 2196,”

It's not happening.

>We estimate the chance of impact at about one in 2,700

We already have the ability to evade asteroids

A powerful missile would be able to destroy this thing easily

nukes can vaporize miles worth of land instantly. This isn't even as big as a city

There's one coming in 2029 or 2036

But it might miss

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis

Have you not seen the movie Armageddon? All we have to do is send Bruce Willis and a handful of b-list celebrities to plant a nuke in the center...

Do you people think, that there will be still some lards, shitposting about Jews n shit on Sup Forums in the year of 2136?

>over 100 years in the future

If we haven't advanced technology enough to stop it by then we deserve to die.

That in astronomical terms is rather high though.

That's actually a rediculously high chance

what if it comes nearby and blows a bunch of wind at the earth knocking it out of orbit

It will probably be a neural interface with some kind of trippy netspace by then

People have been shitposting about Jews for much longer

UNACCEPTABLE

If you blow up a big rock on a collision course with earth, you get a lot of smaller rocks that can cause even more wide spread damage.

But this one will hit tomorrow.

it's the size of a couple skyscrapers

We can easily just vaporize it.

A load of smaller ones is better than one big one as the force of the impact is spread out far more

>not now

>1 in 2700 chance of hitting

Wow it's fucking nothing.

If the pieces are small enough they'd just burn up.

>rt

in asteroid impact odds, it is somethng

this

The fuck?
You niggas know how the odds work in space, right?

Literally the best news I've heard all day

Space is fake. Wake up!

With that many people at risk? Pretty risky.

>implying we won't have ultra mega death ray cannons that will incinerate it by 2136

So should I just kill myself now?

The thing is so small (1-2Km diameter is nothingbcompared to the 100+Km beast that ended the dinosaurs) it could actually work

Not just one nuke maybe, but a succession of them could reduce it to pieces small enough to be relatively harmless

if they were at a poker table, they fucking hate those odds.

>Armageddon asteroid to destroy earth by 2136
Thank fucking god, it's about time.

So you can reincarnate as a human circa 2136? You might just make it

That's a pretty goddamn small rock. Most of it will be burnt up in the atmosphere and there's a 75% chance it'll land in the ocean, doing absolutely nothing.

>500 mt

It's fuckingn nothing, not even able to "armageddon" a quarter of the planet

And we would get some pretty meteorites in the sky out of it

If we haven't wiped out every human on Earth by 2136, I'm pretty sure we'll have developed a way to knock that thing off course at the very least. Shit, by then we'll probably be mining it.

Could cause some pretty bad tsunamis

Yep
(And a couple of Chelyabinsk-like episodes maybe)

So all we need is a couple Boeings?

Maybe it'll hit the middle East and fix everyone's problems.

um, the one that killed the dinosaurs was about 10km-12km wide when it hit the earth. 100km would be unimaginably devastating.

my bad, a zero slipped
Also this rock is not even e kilomeme so yeah, smash it into dust with nukes

>2136
>Implying we won't just blow it to dust with a fusion bomb.

>asteroid to destroy earth by 2136

So fuckin' what? Everyone reading this comment will be dead by then so who cares?

Bull shit we can't even accurately predict weather in a week and you think NASA can predict this?
American education everyone.
Lets clap for him

I'm not sure that humanity will be kill by 2136, but we'll probably be in a H G Wells Time Machine scenario where we have an underground race of the elites feasting off the humans above who live in squalor

Orbital trajectories are actually easier to calculate than weater

Nukes don't work well in space as it is a vacuum devoid of matter

Beaver, the laws of motion and conservation of energy aren't the same thing.

2136?2136?2016?2136-2016=120?120years?yeahIwillstartpanickingnow.

>If you destroy the asteroid, it wins.

Go back to Canada.

>implying browns won't have taken over by then
Earth will revert back to the dark ages.

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space wind is less dense than earth wind

>SIZE OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

JUST NUKE IT

>HURR ITLL FALL APART INTO HUNDREDS OF SMALLER ASTEROIDS DOING EQUAL DAMAGE
>HURR I WATCHED DEEP IMPACT

ITS LITERALLY NOTHING EVEN IF IT IS SCHEDULED TO HIT US

IF WE DO IT RIGHT NEARLY NOTHING WOULD HIT THE EARTH

FUCKING ASTRO-NIGGERS SHILLING THEIR "MUH EXCTINITION LEVEL EVENT" SPACE ROCKS

ITS

FUCKING

NOTHING

>tfw you won't be alive to shitpost in happening threads in 2136

It hurts to just think about it.

Eh. I'll be long gone by then.

Not soon enough, hopefully theres another one we haven't discovered yet that will hit in the next 20-30 years.

Where would it hit? Mecca?

Nukes don't work into space you fucking nigger.

How do you make something explode if it doesn't have air?

>2136

I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>normie Nukes
Pleb tier,LASER Nukes

>implying you can't send a nuke to destroy this motherfucker by that time

>LEAF EDUCATION

>2136

lol, your problem grandson

That's a big fucking rock.

By that time if our space program is still too shit for us do deal with an asteroid we deserve to die

A nuclear reaction doesnt need oxygen. Only combustion reactions do.

Its gonna miss idiot

The diameter of Apophis is, as of the most recent 2013 observations, approximately 325 metres (1,066 ft).[2] Preliminary observations by Goldstone radar in January 2013 effectively ruled out the possibility of an Earth impact by Apophis in 2036.[10] By May 6, 2013 (April 15, 2013 observation arc), the probability of an impact on April 13, 2036 had been eliminated.[3] As of October 8, 2014, using observations through February 26, 2014, the odds of an impact on April 12, 2068, as calculated by the JPL Sentry risk table is (1 in 149,000).[3] Of objects not recently observed, there are about ten asteroids with a more notable Palermo Technical Impact Hazard Scale than Apophis.[11] On average, an asteroid the size of Apophis (325 meters) can be expected to impact Earth about every 80,000 years.[12]

>you get a lot of smaller rocks
Which burn up easily due to their small size. Ever seen a meteor shower?

Asteroids are the real victims. This isolated incident of workplace violence will just encourage more asteroidphobia.

>This level of autism

Honestly this, if we can't go to space in 100 years we are fucked

Wish it would hurry up desu

That will affect kids anyway. This scares are constantly used, because children think they will never die. And to force them in slave mentality this shit along with heat death of the universe, dying sun, andromeda collisions works very well. They feel helpless and are easily brainwashed further in school an by media.

Underrated.

>2175~2196
better late than never... i guess

Nobody will see nothing. It will almost certainly miss, and in worst case Russians will think of the solution to save your fagget asses.

>120 years at least to blow that shit up to manageable size
>120 years to forcibly alter it's course
it's fucking nothing, we have used nukes that have leveled land in a 60 mil radius in siberia. Just create a fucking 500 megaton mega nuke and blow that shit into ashes
>inb4 muh debris
earth has burned up thousands of millions of space rocks befor, just need to get the thing small enough. got time to nuke larger debris too anyway

I'll be dead in 60 years if not sooner

Not big enough to threaten species by an order of magnitude or so. That one is small enough to reroute with ease.

stonehenge nigga
we already have the technology

Based Russbros have played this game before I see.

if cybernetic implants and shit work out we might make it, human brain has 150 years of estimated longevity if it does not give out or the body fails

Now what's the next step in your master plan?

>Relying on Russia or China to do something about it.
KEK
You mean the USA will think of the solution like it always does? Yeah.

Big Sky theory only works for so long Ivan. We can't keep getting away with it.

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When it comes to real shit, you cant count on boston dynamics quick cut tech and invisible planes.

What would happen if our moon accelerated into our planet at 10 km/s?

I never thought of that actually

telling young kids that the sun will blow up, is probably really bad for the smart ones

it fucked me up a lot

good riddance