Pick one, Sup Forums

You may pick one, Sup Forums

Right. Don't even remember her name but still an easy choice.

It's Anne

I'm a sucker for redheads, so the one on the left. The one Morty crushes after.

Jessica?

Why would I want any of these ugly-ass cunts?

>i only fap to attractive drawn women

because as ugly as you are now it would be worse in the show. chick on the far left is popular girl

Freakish discount-boobjob accidents on three of them and the one not showing tits is very clearly a man anyway and doing very little to hide it.

Jessica...

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Beth if it's sex-only

Not him, but I actually have a fetish for ugly girls and I still wouldn't fap to any of these because they're just plain poorly drawn.

i duno
which character would make me a cuck but wouldnt be mean spirited about it and still love me

necks don't work that way unless you are an owl

>Being this fat

someone post that owl chick pic

I choose Tammy.

Every character is drawn with the same potato shaped head and noodle arms. For all intents and purposes he'd only look as bad as they do.

I'd fuck Beth but that's because I've had a massive crush on Sarah Chalke ever since I started watching Scrubs

I feel sorry for you user.

I'm skinny and I've never been able to put my chin past my shoulder.

>picking any R&M girl who isn't part of Unity
disapointing

Why? I picked best girl.

You picked a narc dude.

So?

true tho...

>no Unity

Why not Unity controlling all four?
Summer feels kind of weird though, so I wouldn't fuck her.

Gotta go with Arthricia

you are all wrong rick is best girl

>choosing a girl that has no qualms about stabbing you in the back

Okay.

Everybody knows Summer is best girl.

The Puffy one.

i choose purple

same

yeah but shes hot and a god damn freak in bed
plus im not an intergalactic terrorist so i dont think she has a reason to turn on me

>stabbing you in the back
bullshit. she's a professional that took down the remnants of a terrorist organization. she ate birdseed for the greater good for christ sake. If her job was to please you for the rest of your years you would die an old and happy man, woman, alien, cronenberg horror or whatever. tammy is the best choice.

How old is Beth? If she was 18 when she got pregnant and Summer is now 16 then that makes her 34.

Fuck, that's a bit closer to my age than the rest of them. I'm going with Beth.

Tammy, she's the cutest

I can't choose Summer because she looks like her dad...

I'm not into the whole milf being such a bitch and alcoholic.

Jessica would be a total bitch.

I choose Anne, she was rather the easy one too impress.

Morty

Have fun getting arrested.

I choose Unity.

>This

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uh...third from left, the blonde wearing the red.

I don't know her name I haven't watched this.

Morty

Has Rick & Morty ever referenced any currently airing cartoons?

Well, there is the Gravity Falls easter egg.

You're right...

higher-quality image, pls

literally whoo?

Jessica for sex, Beth for marriage. A younger Beth from a dimension where Rick didn't abandon her causing her to have abandonment issues and self esteem issues would be great. Ifact, then she would be my choice for both.

Justin and Alex a very good friends so Justin likes to reference Gravity Falls to a point that the show implies that the two shows share a multiverse.

>Beth for marriage
>Wanting a condensing alcoholic wife who will shit on you whenever the chance comes and has intense daddy issues as your wife
Porque?

Wait fuck I just finished reading your post.
Carry on.

Anne

She really is the best option.

You mean Summer

Post the rest

But it wouldn't be love user.

This

No. I don't have a martyr complex.

We literally have a board for that now.
Granted it's shit about 80% of the time but occasionally you get good stuff and there's a Rick and Morty thread in the catalog that has this comic.

Does anyone have the picture that blocks some nude drawing making fun of the mods saying "can't post this on an 18+ image board"

Summer took her father's genes so Im gonna go with the other 3.

Morty's sister because her voice turns me on and I want to hear her moan.

No redhead that appears in the background?

No, I'm good.

Seriously, what is wrong with a puffy vulva

Far left, I love red heads

Nothing.

This is the only correct answer.
They're also a better person than any other example here.

They don't grab as much. The suction is much weaker and its harder to hit their g spot.

Eww.

Realistically, how many adventures in would Morticia/May end up raped and/or alien monster pregnant. I'd go with 5.

Considering Rick is there, I'd wager zero.

I expect an episode in S3 where Morty Jr is on his deathbed. He should be in his 90's by now.

Best!

puffy vagina

>a god damn freak in bed

i don't think you want to do bukkake in bed, user

plus it's basically you standing around jerking off with a bunch of guys

Summer so she can pee on me.

Looks like she radiates STDs

>suction

christ, at least read a textbook

nothing! in fact it indicates higher estrogen levels as the onset of puberty raises estrogen, and the more estrogen there is the more fat the body will deposit on the mons pubis; conversely, at menopause as estrogen levels fall, the mons pubis can recede relative to the surrounding tissue

She's a degenerate.
Commentary reveals her to have target nipples.

Pointed Nipples are supreme race.

She kinda is an STD.

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ok STDs or not I'm changing my choice to her

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I may be closer to her age but Jessica is still better.

enjoy fucking an intergalactic narc

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As the person who first suggested her:
DANG RIGHT!

>Voiced by Christina Hendricks
She literally can't be more perfect

Those coal miners didn't actually have anything as it turns out. The alien parasites came from the pods on the rocks Rick took back with him during Morty's adventure with Fart.

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Cock goes there

maybe more

imagine

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my fetish