What was his line again?

What was his line again?

BITCH

I really believe that he should no longer be permitted to get off scott free

BAZINGA

Yo mr White

I'M GONNA SCIENCE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

XBONE GO HOME !

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS REEEEEEEEE

CHILLI P BITCH YO

XBOX FIND MY CAREER

SLUT

I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles yesterday. I noticed him but didn’t want to bother him. He obviously saw me because he came up to me. He said, “Please let me give you an autograph, yo, bitch. Please respond.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please respond. Please respond. Xbox, please respond. Bitch.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen job applications in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually because “I just wish I had more time to play,” and then turned around and cried at me. I don’t even think that’s a career. After she scanned each form and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying “Xbox turn on” really loudly.

by line you mean hairline?

>What was his hairline again?

Keit-ai finds a way.

Don't bully balding people.

2/10

unfunny

MAGNETS

XBOX GET ME A JOB

Something like FUCK YOU...or FUCK OFF...can't remember

He is in Italy.