/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

LYNCHED Edition

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Johnny is the rich man

/tpg/ is already dead after only 16 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

Third for gordon is becky's daddy

>tfw you'll never be a the disabled son of an extremely wealthy man

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is this canon? Yeah, I think it is.

He's driving in this trailer:
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who the fuck becky

fuck, Gordon's such a great character

judy?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

shh, don't wake Philip

>you will never creampie Jade and then go home to have pancakes with Janey-E and Sonny Jim
why even live at this point

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but we need to talk about judy

It's a red herring, Doug is here to stay.

AAMEN

>literally writing your own character to be able to kiss the hottest actor on your bill and then filming it

Thank you Johnny.

Dougie is vegetable on legs, he can't drive

Why didn't they dance with him Sup Forums?
I'd dance with you Leland ;_;

>...and behind there it's the rape table, where you can laugh while fucking a bitch. I told you this was a nice place

>girl is 17
>guy is in his mid 40s
Why is this okay?

this is canon

youtube.com/watch?v=a4-XxvHFqHI

reminder that this is canon

What's so bad about it? I sure as hell didn't make out with girls in their late teens when I was in my late teens and I'm sure as hell not making out with them now that I'm in my twenties. I hope I have had an opportunity to do so by my mid 40s.

shelly was older than 17 and madchen was older than that.

Shelly was legal (not 17, probably 18, maybe even 19 or 20) so who cares.

reminder that all michael j anderson post on facebook are canon

shelly could be anywhere from 18 to 25 back then

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Was the green glove in case anything happened to James' shit bag?

How would you rate Sheryl Lee's titties?

>it's gonna happen again

kek. based gordon

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Wait wait wait, does this scene take place 2 years after the first scene where he checks in to the hotel? Why is Ayudame wearing the same clothes and why does he remember Jeffries?

Was he pointing at God?

judy

lol stay buttblasted, manlet

B I Z A R R E A D A

8.5/10
James Marshall was a lucky guy

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>says increasingly nervous shitposter for the 24th time

she finished high school, and lived with leo for a while

she was 20+

oh ooooooohhhhhhhhhh

If S3 was all Dougie Jones, I wouldn't even be mad desu

He probably transported back to 1987 from Gordon's office. At least I presume it takes place right after the scene there.

We all agree the statue is Bowie right?

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Me on the right.

MMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMM

Isn't Bowie the argent box?

She dropped out, but we don't know how long ago that was. She probably wasn't meant to be much older than Bobby, probably 18 or 19

reminder that donna met with philip in 2004 along with secret character played by manson

reminder that this meeting is canon

Albini loves it kek

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Bowie is everything

damn i wanna eat shelly s creampie

Yeah, that's it.

and yet Retard Coop scenes are somehow a bad thing

What the fuck happened?
What the FUCK
Is season 3 even worth watching? This is bullshit

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just watch it and stop complaining

only if you're into retard comedy

olleeeeeeeeeeh

he thicc

LYNCHED LMAO

My bet Is Audrey and Bobby married and had that Rapist Horne

It looks like she was in the early stages of her transformation here.

reminder that this along with every lynch movie (including dune) is canon in lynch cinematic universe that includes twin peaks

I would unironically bang Lucy for days.

and it's all in tommy westphall's head

17 is legal in most civilized parts of the world, user

Prettynoice/10
She had that perfect small breast pair going during FWWM

Why does Bowie look like a teenage stoner from the MTV era

reminder that official poll who killed laura palmer is canon

Yeah now imagine you had to wait 25 years for that cliffhanger to be resolved.

No.
Don't tell me based coop goes full ZOOM.
That's awful.

>Dale Cooper
Of course! It all makes so much sense now.

don't forget the bank explosion

THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

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>still alive higher than the actual killer

>Leland almost all the way at the bottom
I wonder how it felt to watch the BOB reveal episode back in 91?

You made it through the James subplot but you won't watch S3?

it was like OH

and then everybody stopped watching

No one fucking cares, we won't get another Lynch series anyways because he won't do one! Profits are of no importance - the episodes are finished and will be released for fans to enjoy. What are you even trying to say?

YOU ARE WITNESSING AN UNIQUE CLIFFHANGER THAT CAPTURES THE SENSE OF MYSTERY THE SHOW ONCE HAD
TAKE ANOTHER LOOK SONNY, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN.

I won't watch it if Cooper isn't based anymore.
But you have a good point. Fuck James and everything he was involved in.

that's not him you fuck

He is still very much what the kids these days call "based."

Kyle said that another season could be made but only if demand (read:viewership) is high enough

Cooper is still based in s3
Just in a really really really different way.

Cooper is still based but in a ... special way.

lynch did film this with a 4th season in mind

if season 3 is a success season 4 will start filming
season 3 is a failure
it will end with a cliffhanger

>Fuck James and everything he was involved in.
reminder that james and evelyn plot IS CANON and will relevant in season 3

The bank explosion never really bothered me, I figured Audrey would get out of it somehow but the others in there would die in the blast, maybe they shielded her or something.

But Coop being trapped in the lodge. It always bothered me. I mean years later I would think goddamn he's still trapped in there and we're never going to know if or how he gets out. And then once in a while Lynch would do interviews and say Twin Peaks is dead were never going to make the end of that story and I'd be like goddamn man you are going to leave Coop trapped in there forever?

But then we got season three and its about a hundred times better than even my best expectations. It's like a miracle.

Is this proof that the Dougie material is set in the 2003 midwest?

the fans would literally lynch him if that were to be true