OPTIMUS NOOO

OPTIMUS NOOO

Holy shit

Truck of tolerance

>that guy who could have gotten away but was hit by the light

Is China the Dark Souls of countries?

>that guy who wanted to do the movie cliche where you choose not to escape sideways but gets obliterated by a lightpost
Kind of cathartic desu

A Final Destination moment right there

sauce

>guy gets hit by the lampost
>THEN BURSTS INTO FLAMES
I laffed

CCTV footage from some chink city?

china destination

>hit by car
>car flips on top of you
>get smeared all over the street
>set on fire

That's a good way to go. Obviously the universe did not want you here anyway.

That guy taken out by the lamp post, holy crap man.

Protip: if something is barreling down on you, don't run in the same fucking direction, you morons, do a 90 degree left or right and haul fucking ass OUT of the path of destruction coming your way, don't try and outrun it in the same direction 'cause you'll never make it.

Just like that guy.

Adding insult to injury: the truck got him anyway and rolled right the fuck over his already cleaved carcass.

Damn.

>mine shaft entrapment death scene
>escelator death scene
>trapped in elevator death scene
>caged dogs in a fur harvesting facility escaping and killing the captor by ironically tearing his skin off death scene
>bear on bicycle running over then mauling a man death scene
>suicide jumper changes his mind then falls anyway death scene

He wouldve got away with it, if it wasnt for those damn streetlights

>In China this is an everyday occurence

the prometheus school of running away

fuck you autist, you can't plan your shit straight when you're scared

now I know the Prometheus scene makes sense

>Elevator death scene
Did you mean the retard killing himself by ramming an electric wheelchair into an elevator shaft? Brutal.

Transformers The Last Knight

tips to stay alive in China
>never cross the street
>never go into a factory
>never get on an escalator
>never live by a chemical plant
>never go outside (hit by car)
>never stay inside (electrocuted)
what else?

>not knowing about the woman who got stuck in an elevator due to bad maintenance and suffocated because nobody came to help her and was later found partially mummified by the airtight elevator chamber and then the chinese government sentenced the lazy repairman to death

never breathe

the bastard went full decepticon

>that one bicyclist who sees it coming, starts pedalling away, almost makes it but then gets hit by a traffic light coming down
Brutal.

Don't carry any lighters or matches

How do you stop him?

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>No one mentioning the motorcycle with 2 riders that only gets fucking wrecked because it stopped in front of the chaos instead of getting out of the way.

someone got the one where 4 men push a scaffolding and get electrocuted?

ancap paradise

1. Be at the upper echelon of the communist party so you can steal everything no nailed down
2. eat dogs and cats and bugs

why is the the area behind them dark as the night?