Just found out the Mexican girl I'm dating is an anchor baby what the fuck do I do Sup Forums

Just found out the Mexican girl I'm dating is an anchor baby what the fuck do I do Sup Forums

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Send her back.

reported for being a pedophile

Her parents have to go back.

>Tfw my mom only got to stay because of me
J U S T

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She has to go.

kill her

Make a decent citizen out of her by marrying her and impregnating her with American babies.

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Race traitor

Trump really needs to change that anchor baby law and this is coming from someone with dual citizenship.
But I was born in the US to parents who were there legally, green cards.

settle a family? holy shit i don't fucking know, what the fuck do you want?

if you just don't want to have family right now just dump her

Three questions you need to ask yourself before you make a decision:
a) how good is her english?
b) do you love her?
c) are you ok with mestizos generally not assimilating?

Agonize over your choice

Your dick

Or your country

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pic related

depends on your race
if white, come home white man
if not, fuck off.

Alright, OP, listen up - here's what you're gonna do.

First, you get that bitch some flowers... bitches love flowers. Then you take her out on some nice dates, hang out together, see each other whenever you're free, get to know her, get to know her family, treat her like the kind of woman you want to marry. Then you ask her father for permission to marry his daughter, you make a big deal about wanting to propose in front of her family, and then when the moment comes...

BOOM! BOOM! CRASH!

Feds kick in the doors and snatch the whole family.

>is an anchor baby
Meaning she's an American citizen, and you already knew she was Mexican. What exactly has changed that you need guidance for proceeding?

Convince her to vote Trump

Fine
No
and No

This pic is actually all I could think of when I found out.

I'm white, time to come home I guess

report her parents

>I'll make life decisions based on some neet weebos sitting in their mom's basements

Do you seriously lack character that much?

Stop.
Stop.

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Sully the ship, captain.

Kek

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Easy, just tell her the following.

>Im sorry but you're too good for me.

>I'm a racist piece of shit and you deserve someone better.

kill her and report her parents

This right here

Say you want to visit mexico.

>Insist on camping in the northern desert
>Break her legs
>Leave
>Return to US knowing you are a champion of God's work.

>dating outside your race
you're already a race traitor doesn't fucking matter what you do now does it?

Sacrifice her soul so that Trump can stay alive for a year longer.

>the president makes/changes law

Stupid bastard.

fpbp

You have to send her back

You fucking weebs would marry the first jap chink you could get your hands on so how about you stfu?

Mexican isn't a race you fucking retard.
She's legal. Tell her parents to get the fuck out of my country though.

I know an Illegal girl that wanted to marry me when I was still a teenager lol, she had a shit face but nice tiddies and was really good in sex.
I literally cucked her BF but I rather just be with a white girl.
.t half white half mex

>anchor baby

Throw her in the ocean and see if she sinks to the bottom.

>I just found out my girlfriend is American
>what the fuck do I do?

I think OP cares more about the parents being illegals but getting in-laws deported might not be such a bad thing considering the potential shit they can give you.

t. Jeb voter

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Report her parents to ICE, get them deported. She will not know it's you and will come to you for comfort and will be more devoted. Make America Great and score yourself a little Mexican pussy at the same time.

Go to Poland or some similar semi-shithole and you'll have your easy pick of thin white women simply on the merit of being American. If you aren't a shitskin yourself.

>girl I'm dating is an anchor baby
>girl I'm dating is an amercian citizen
sounds good to me. just dont let her sponsor her parents and turn them in later

Or just import some Serbian girl for bitcoin.

Stop dating her of course.

call the police

>not fucking her and getting those dual-citizenship bennies

poor form

Daily reminder that the official common law of the United States since its founding is that any person born within the borders of the United States is a United States citizen, and there is no exception to that law if that person is not white.

Lmao exactly this

filler her up with your seed before a mexican does it.

Gradually distance her from her parents and make her hate them.
Make an anonymous tip to get her parents deported.
Keep her as your bang maid.