How have I never seen a thread about this kino?

How have I never seen a thread about this kino?

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one of the worst movies i have ever seen

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degenerate

ironically the moral of the story is that money does not bring happiness to the protagonist

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it's an awful film. even if you're feeling 90s nostalgic.

that grown woman went on a date with a child

Oh Hi doug

double standards
imagine if the guy in pic went on a date with a ten year old girl in a movie and kissed her at the end?

Disney's failed attempt to make a Richie Rich film. Yeah I've watched it as a kid. I got jelly with his theme park.

I find it weird that this many people saw/remember this piece of shit

Juice?

>has one million dollars
>buys shit worth several tens of millions of dollars
>nobody ever brings that up

you're right, Stand and Deliver is even worse

The guy who played Henry is a comic genius.

he seems like some joey gladstone wannabe

i thought it was weird that they didn't remain friends once the money was gone. guess henry wasn't one of his real friends after all

It was the 90s. Dollar went a lot further.

this shit was never kino, pleb

>No kidkino cinematic universe in the 90s
Why can't we have nice things?

not that much further.

MACINTOSH!

according to dollartimes.com/inflation/inflation.php?amount=100&year=1994

>$1,000,000.00 in 1994 had the same buying power as $1,655,912.21 in 2017

Harriet the spy is the only kino here

Was the double team rape scene necessary?

Kid makes out with a grown woman

not everyone is a manchild that enjoys stupid shit with some strangers spoiled kids.

was. He ded. ;_;

this could have been prevented with the nutritarian diet

>crying about a stranger's death just because he was in a movie you liked

>having human emotions and caring about actors you admire who made a work you liked

You are a retard, a troll or a legit aspie or all of them.

>crying about a guy you never met
did you cry when the chink who assembled your favorite childhood toy fell out of the factory window?
That toy probably gave you more memories than this shitty movie?
I'm not the weird one. you are. you just never met the guy. you didn't know him at all. you saw him pretending to be someone else for 90 minutes
that's no different than the clerk at the post office that long day in line

No thanks, I'm not thirsty.

>not posting the kinoest kino of the 90s

Ultimate kid kino
90s sucked for kids
but the 00s had Malcolm in the Middle

this little prude didnt even go balls deep in the hot lady that clearly wanted it

Malcolm in the Middle was shit.

you probably liked ''sophisticated'' shows like 30 plebs or the plebfice or plebs and plebreation or kike park or kikefeld or Kke your enthusiasm
KKE KIKE KIKE!

t.woman

Watched this kino a shitload as a kid and am almost 100% certain it led to my attraction to older women.

Never seen it, but knowing that it's written by Mr. Save The Cat himself, Blake Snyder, it's safe to say it's a formulaic piece of shit.

He's the OTHER Snyder I have zero respect for.

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Sorry but it's about time someone said it. People have been humouring you Malcolm in the Middle fans for too long. This is for your own good.

Pup n suds in da house

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I kek'd hard user

In my version of the movie Macintosh gets to fuck the broad---his lawyer or whatever she was

He busted his little 4incher all over dat slut

Ok pleb