What's your New Years resolution Sup Forums?

What's your New Years resolution Sup Forums?

Don't work next New Year.
That's gonna be my promise.

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read more, spend less time on this site, start to work out again

exercise, spend money, quit cigs

sex

save**

Nofap
No caffeine
Read MUCH more
Lift seriously again
Make more money
Become more productive
Stop posting on this site, by March legacy captcha will be disabled so might as well start early
Be outdoors more
Learn a language or two
Stretch/fix posture
Wake up at 6 consistently
Stop watching porn

Nothing, will you faggots shut the fuck up about changing your life every new year already? my life is great and I don't want to change anything.

get a job

To stop being a failure

Yall will fail
Gice up now

Wrong

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I have none.
I'll stop smoking once my cartons are done around February, it will be hell be I doubt it'll be worse than the time I fractured both my heels and passed out from pain.

no please not again

Bet

Nah fuck you

Make some exciting new shitposts on Sup Forums desu

I'm gonna try to make new friends. I have no idea how it works because I've known all of my current ones from kindergarten

I'll try to do something, make one friend, maybe talk to a girl, but thats a stretch

Stop watching porn, this shit killed my brain

i'm gonna reach my goal weight

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whats legacy captcha

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Stop pissing in bottles and look for a better job

stop being a neet

i think itll be the year i end it

Become the hokage

have any form of intimate contact with a woman.

get a based BLACK gf

move to a rural area.
I'm too disconnected for a city life

These are really good goals. Hope you reach them, bro.

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Why do you have to wait until the year to change.
However a few weeks back I did decide only one soda and one alcoholic drink a day, because I felt I have too much so maybe that can be my "new year resolution".

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you can tell people are lying to themselves with their life goals when they say they will only achieve those goals next year

to die

stop making new year resolutions

I'll try no "normalize" national socialism.

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Be more masculine

To learn a language a potentially travel.