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Happy New Year edition

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No flip Sup Forums pls

Hablan español los filipinos?Por favor contestame

shut up MKL,you're such a cockhead

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JL is coming to Squatters Manila

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NO señor, que sería jodida mierda de nosotros si lo hicimos

Joke's on you I just woke up

Is that it?
I see no slums

I like when you insist thisand a butt hurt flip goes off and we get bumped lul

Aún se enojan con la colonización?No lo sabia, desculpenme.

Dirty tagalog land

Después de 300 años de destrucción cultural sería muy cucked de nosotros si hablamos español

That's degrading if their traditional house is their slums

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Qué?Tengo que aprender tagalog para hablar con chicas(chicos) filipinas.Dropped
Todavía, es un poco ironico que saiban hablar español.Seguro que no lo enseñan en las escuelas o algo así?

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Si quieres estar seguro, apreciarán el gesto, pero el inglés será suficiente

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Gracias por la información, es un poco aburrido hablar con todo el mundo ultilizando la misma lengua.A solo más una pregunta por que has aprendido español?

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If you want to see what was like during spic times here

the translation sucks tho

youtube.com/watch?v=BTrez_zdegc

Celebrating New Year is haram

very nice hats

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ikr
Salakots best hat!

youtube.com/watch?v=aG95XLN2sok

Thank you but the subtitles are unmanageable.

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I like girls

me too, especially if they're cute
ISIS not welcome

luckily for you everyone in /asean/ is a girl(male)

Normie get out

>meanwhile prince of Arab is having gay sex party in Bali

Fun is haram. Free time must be spent solely for more productive things

chink

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Good copypasta.

australiANO

Can some Thaifag translate for me what this picture say ?

>slept at 11pm
>woke up at 11am
Am depressed?

Cool, I like girls too

Terima kasih banyak

t. Budi Hartono

pengen ngentot gan

Why is Sup Forums so full of suicidal people? Not only are they suicidal, but it seems like suicidal behavior is tolerated and even encouraged there.

*lights the match*

they're thinning themselves out. Good.

You can easily say the same for other boards.

2 ambulances just pass by when I updated and saw this kek

Aseans patriotic fashion sub-edition

>goodbye earth

Based chinese dude. Keep it up!

thread music

youtube.com/watch?v=4u6Ks9HxhKE

Gday cobbers

Yah behaving or what

daily reminder you ungrateful fankuis,
we (chinese people) own your good-for-nothing subhumans ass.

I remember watching this in granpa's house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingle_All_the_Way#Lawsuit
>Laurel died a few months after the verdict, before receiving any of the money
greedy bastard lawsuitman deserve it

some of them are facing the wrong direction

who's ready to feel lonely on New years like you did on Christmas?

my first gf ever is a filipina ladyboy, Im gonna give her 1000 usd cash as reward.

I won't be lonely because I have you ;3

autism
you don't give straight up cash to people you love

Im brown, I can not be loved.

my condolence

I feel bad for you bruh.

I gave my gf's parents 3,500 pesos today to buy a pig to kill for lechon. They're also killing a goat from her dad's farm. They're cooking up all kinds of food for the new year.

Is Malaysia getting first world? It's hdi is pretty high and keep getting higher year by year.

how did you suddenly get your leaf back

hdi is a meme. it's philippines that is going to become first world by 2030 screencap this

Not if they keep on pushing that "malay first" policy of theirs

Bangsad, tahun baru kok hujan. Gak bisa ngentot si teteh dong

Them trips ain't never lied

2018 and still no gf

laju gila kau, oredy 2018 eh sabah?

Hiring New Year bf

hohohihi

Fucking Final Account man table content itself is easy to remember but the way they present twisted question in additional info fucking man i continue to stare over a single question upto 2 hours.And to make it worse i didn't study single thing yesterday which i was planning.

Nah people die early from being overweight since they can afford more food so the HDI doesn't climb much. Nowdays people die in their 30's from being 120kg+.

Hoe easy is to get student visa and after completing degree a citizenship in malay?

applying again for gym membership and stop after 4 weeks

the sole purpose pf a white man is to cuck asian men

>citizenship in malay
Unless you are married with a local its almost impossible and took around 2 decades and we don't have refugee quota either. All the Cambodians from Pol Pot era in my state were granted citizenship by the sultan since he can override normal process so its either marrying a local or having contacts.

I am white and I'm here but I don't feel like I'm cucking anyone. If that's how you think about interracial relationships you probably watch too much porn. I really hope more Filipino guys get white girlfriends. They need to get better at targeting slutty tourist girls. Miscegenation should be reciprocal. More chances for them to get qt mixed gfs later on too.

>iran above singapoor
bless ali

Because they keep cheating
>Chink contractor wants to buy land from state for low cost housing
>submit development plan
>Plans handed to Town Planning Dept for review
>Wait a minute why is there old folks housing and stuff for retirees integrated into the plan, this shit ain't for the poor
>Plans rejected and special branch found the contractor is just puppet for Temasek looking to get cheap housing for retiring poor and middle class Singaporeans who wanted to own housing that is not commie cubicle.
They have tried this several times now, their old people and housing problem is for them to solve not dump into us.

What's your new years resolution?

Ngentod harus nunggu gak ujan dulu??

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To get a better paying job so I can build a house and retire here in the Philippines with my wife. I want to have it done before I'm 40.

to fucking die

to get irl friends

Maybe buy a desktop since my 6 year old laptop is dying. Is RM3.5-4k ones enough to play Witcher 3?

Dunno but this will
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build one yourself mate, buying a full set is for normies

I just want to play some modern western RPG,run simulations and play indie games not mine bitcoin.

jones bergembira malem taun baru ujan

To kill all sexpats like drug addicts

Lose weight and learn how to drive

>Koya, bakit ayaw mo magka-abs tulad namin?

I'm just playing games, I know that's plastic love.

>Was gonna make my baked chicken as I dont wanna fried(jollibee and kfc made me sick of fried chicken) it or barbeque (too lazy) it
>sister told me that no chicken should be served in New Year as would be bad luck
Is she telling the truth? We are not chink so I dont know where she pulled that from.

Fuck your sister
Just bake those chicken, man
It is 2017+1 you shouldn't believe in myth