Happy New Year edition
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No flip Sup Forums pls
Hablan español los filipinos?Por favor contestame
shut up MKL,you're such a cockhead
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JL is coming to Squatters Manila
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NO señor, que sería jodida mierda de nosotros si lo hicimos
Joke's on you I just woke up
Is that it?
I see no slums
I like when you insist thisand a butt hurt flip goes off and we get bumped lul
Aún se enojan con la colonización?No lo sabia, desculpenme.
Dirty tagalog land
Después de 300 años de destrucción cultural sería muy cucked de nosotros si hablamos español
That's degrading if their traditional house is their slums
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Qué?Tengo que aprender tagalog para hablar con chicas(chicos) filipinas.Dropped
Todavía, es un poco ironico que saiban hablar español.Seguro que no lo enseñan en las escuelas o algo así?
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Si quieres estar seguro, apreciarán el gesto, pero el inglés será suficiente
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Gracias por la información, es un poco aburrido hablar con todo el mundo ultilizando la misma lengua.A solo más una pregunta por que has aprendido español?
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If you want to see what was like during spic times here
the translation sucks tho
Celebrating New Year is haram
very nice hats
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ikr
Salakots best hat!
Thank you but the subtitles are unmanageable.
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I like girls
me too, especially if they're cute
ISIS not welcome
luckily for you everyone in /asean/ is a girl(male)
Normie get out
>meanwhile prince of Arab is having gay sex party in Bali
Fun is haram. Free time must be spent solely for more productive things
chink
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Good copypasta.
australiANO
Can some Thaifag translate for me what this picture say ?
>slept at 11pm
>woke up at 11am
Am depressed?
Cool, I like girls too
Terima kasih banyak
t. Budi Hartono
pengen ngentot gan
Why is Sup Forums so full of suicidal people? Not only are they suicidal, but it seems like suicidal behavior is tolerated and even encouraged there.
*lights the match*
they're thinning themselves out. Good.
You can easily say the same for other boards.
2 ambulances just pass by when I updated and saw this kek
Aseans patriotic fashion sub-edition
>goodbye earth
Based chinese dude. Keep it up!
thread music
Gday cobbers
Yah behaving or what
daily reminder you ungrateful fankuis,
we (chinese people) own your good-for-nothing subhumans ass.
I remember watching this in granpa's house
en.wikipedia.org
>Laurel died a few months after the verdict, before receiving any of the money
greedy bastard lawsuitman deserve it
some of them are facing the wrong direction
who's ready to feel lonely on New years like you did on Christmas?
my first gf ever is a filipina ladyboy, Im gonna give her 1000 usd cash as reward.
I won't be lonely because I have you ;3
autism
you don't give straight up cash to people you love
Im brown, I can not be loved.
my condolence
I feel bad for you bruh.
I gave my gf's parents 3,500 pesos today to buy a pig to kill for lechon. They're also killing a goat from her dad's farm. They're cooking up all kinds of food for the new year.
Is Malaysia getting first world? It's hdi is pretty high and keep getting higher year by year.
how did you suddenly get your leaf back
hdi is a meme. it's philippines that is going to become first world by 2030 screencap this
Not if they keep on pushing that "malay first" policy of theirs
Bangsad, tahun baru kok hujan. Gak bisa ngentot si teteh dong
Them trips ain't never lied
2018 and still no gf
laju gila kau, oredy 2018 eh sabah?
Hiring New Year bf
hohohihi
Fucking Final Account man table content itself is easy to remember but the way they present twisted question in additional info fucking man i continue to stare over a single question upto 2 hours.And to make it worse i didn't study single thing yesterday which i was planning.
Nah people die early from being overweight since they can afford more food so the HDI doesn't climb much. Nowdays people die in their 30's from being 120kg+.
Hoe easy is to get student visa and after completing degree a citizenship in malay?
applying again for gym membership and stop after 4 weeks
the sole purpose pf a white man is to cuck asian men
>citizenship in malay
Unless you are married with a local its almost impossible and took around 2 decades and we don't have refugee quota either. All the Cambodians from Pol Pot era in my state were granted citizenship by the sultan since he can override normal process so its either marrying a local or having contacts.
I am white and I'm here but I don't feel like I'm cucking anyone. If that's how you think about interracial relationships you probably watch too much porn. I really hope more Filipino guys get white girlfriends. They need to get better at targeting slutty tourist girls. Miscegenation should be reciprocal. More chances for them to get qt mixed gfs later on too.
>iran above singapoor
bless ali
Because they keep cheating
>Chink contractor wants to buy land from state for low cost housing
>submit development plan
>Plans handed to Town Planning Dept for review
>Wait a minute why is there old folks housing and stuff for retirees integrated into the plan, this shit ain't for the poor
>Plans rejected and special branch found the contractor is just puppet for Temasek looking to get cheap housing for retiring poor and middle class Singaporeans who wanted to own housing that is not commie cubicle.
They have tried this several times now, their old people and housing problem is for them to solve not dump into us.
What's your new years resolution?
Ngentod harus nunggu gak ujan dulu??
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To get a better paying job so I can build a house and retire here in the Philippines with my wife. I want to have it done before I'm 40.
to fucking die
to get irl friends
Maybe buy a desktop since my 6 year old laptop is dying. Is RM3.5-4k ones enough to play Witcher 3?
build one yourself mate, buying a full set is for normies
I just want to play some modern western RPG,run simulations and play indie games not mine bitcoin.
jones bergembira malem taun baru ujan
To kill all sexpats like drug addicts
Lose weight and learn how to drive
>Koya, bakit ayaw mo magka-abs tulad namin?
I'm just playing games, I know that's plastic love.
>Was gonna make my baked chicken as I dont wanna fried(jollibee and kfc made me sick of fried chicken) it or barbeque (too lazy) it
>sister told me that no chicken should be served in New Year as would be bad luck
Is she telling the truth? We are not chink so I dont know where she pulled that from.
Fuck your sister
Just bake those chicken, man
It is 2017+1 you shouldn't believe in myth