Tom Cruise and Jake Johnson are soldiers who find the Mummy's tomb. A hot blonde scientist shows up to retrieve the tomb, but their plane gets caught by a swarm of birds. Cruise saves the blonde and miraculously survives the crash.
As it turns out, the tomb holds an egyptian princess who swore revenge against her father after being denied the throne. She made a pact with the god of death, Set, to get supernatural powers in exchange for finding a vessel for Set, but got foiled and mummified. Now she has chosen Cruise to be the vessel.
Cruise is cursed and can't die. He meets the blonde's boss, Dr. Jekyll, who runs a secret organization that captures, studies and destroys monsters. The Mummy manages to escape and begins playing mind games with Tom. As it turns out, she needs to retrieve her mystical dagger in order to complete the ritual and turn Cruise into Set. Cruise and the blonde fall in love as they search for the dagger. Johnson dies.
Cruise and the Mummy are both recaptured by Jekyll after Cruise gets the dagger. Jekyll plans to kill them both. Cruise steals a serum that Jekyll needs to take, causing Mr. Hyde to emerge and kick his ass. The Mummy escapes again and chases Cruise and the blonde to an underground temple, where the blonde dies. Cruise fights the Mummy but gets his ass kicked. With no other option he stabs himself with the mystic dagger and becomes the vessel for Set.
Cruise kills the Mummy by draining her lifeforce and revives the blonde, but tells her they can't be together because he's now the egyptian death god, but he will return once he finds a cure for his condition. The blonde later tells Jekyll that Cruise may now have the power of a monster, but he still has the heart of a man and will find a way to fight the darkness within and "others like him". Jekyll remains determined to catch him.
Movie ends with Cruise reviving Johnson. They reaffirm their bromance and ride off into the sunset ready to fight monsters.
Adrian Mitchell
Sounds cool, it'll be nice to see Cruise in more of s fantasy role.
Brody Robinson
>he tells her they can't be together because he's now the egyptian death god
Heh.
Jaxon Wilson
Sounds like it could be fun.
Aaron Bailey
>, it'll be nice to see Cruise in more of s fantasy role.
Benjamin Davis
>Cruise kills mummy
I'm dissapointed, I really wanted the Mummy to fall in love with Cruise and have her defending him when the other monsters show up.
Cameron Miller
Same.
Blake Adams
>tells her they can't be together because he's now the egyptian death god, but he will return once he finds a cure for his condition
This is fucking hilarious
Owen Cox
is it just me or does she seem really dirty?
Joseph Ward
i love that movie but that was a million years ago
Matthew Garcia
pumped and dumped
Jayden Hughes
What really gets me is the "his condition" thing, like the dude contracted some sort of mundane disease.
>I gotta go to the drugstore real quick I gotta get something for this deathgoditis I got the other day
Nathaniel Gray
i would def cum in her post ass
Josiah Morris
Who plays Jekyll?
Benjamin Torres
Russell Crowe
Hudson Brooks
Lame, should be a small guy
Jaxson Diaz
Yet he revives Johnson and spends his time with him.
Hmmm, I wonder what Cruise is trying to say here?
Nicholas Wilson
Looks like a good flick, 2bh.
Carter Martinez
Should've been played by a big guy
Christopher Rodriguez
so theyre really doing this "monsters cinematic universe" huh
William Evans
not if this bombs
Leo Richardson
She could be my mumny. If you know what I mean.
Justin Richardson
> They reaffirm their bromance and ride off into the sunset ready to fight monsters
what a based way to end a movie
Caleb Rivera
Well, they're gonna try.
Keep in mind King Arthur was supposed to be a 6 movie franchise.
Isaiah Flores
I was actually going to type that, low hanging fruit and all
Aiden Smith
>Jekyll and Hyde
Really?
Ayden Bailey
I saw the movie last night. They never explained who the fuck Tom Cruise is supposed to be. A mercenary? A soldier? A thief?
Jake Johnson was good, then he was bad, then he was good. It was just dumb.
Logan Rodriguez
Dracula Untold was supposed to kick it off, but it bombed so they said "nevermind" and now The Mummy is supposed to kick it off.
Like how Green Lantern was supposed to start the DCEU until it bombed and they pretended like that was never the plan.
Mason Lee
We know the first Mummy is kino how does The Mummy Returns stack up to it
Kayden Gutierrez
Sounds like a fun movie tbqh. I'm all in with the kaiju and dark universe shit
Ryder Hill
So Tom Cruise is going to literally be a mummy during this franchise? I really don't see how being an egyptian death god could be a bad thing.
Brody Morales
Wasn't The Wolfman supposed to kick it off back in 2010 but it bombed?
I liked it though, don't know why it was reviewed so poorly
Owen Watson
>Movie ends with Cruise reviving Johnson. They reaffirm their bromance
really?
John White
saved
William Reed
I thought he was going to be a Van Helsing and they were going to make a cinematic universe with old monsters. Guess I was wrong
Jayden Howard
>wanting Hardy to take on the JUST curse
Jacob Watson
this is the fucking problem with these movies.
they approach them from the start as a franchise, instead of as a singular story, which is then built upon by the next installment.
the original Universal monster "franchise" wasn't a franchise the way studios try to make them today. There was 1 movie. Then another movie. then a different movie. Often they shared actors, but they rarely actually intersected, because that wasn't the point.
these days they are trying too hard to do the Marvel studios franchise gimmick, which is almost as bad, if not worse- than the sequel franchise gimmick trend started by Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter
Brody Stewart
Dracula Untold was Legendary Pictures this is Universal
Dracula Untold was set in the same universe as I Frankenstein this is something completely different
I only care because I liked Dracula Untold and was perturbed that there will never be a sequel in the modern day
Eli Parker
Why would they start off the franchise with the Mummy, Dr. Jekyll, and invisible man when they have Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, and Wolf Man? That's just retarded.
Isaac Lopez
What's funny about that?
Landon Jackson
POST MORE YUMMY'S
Jace Barnes
dracula untold was awesome luke evans kicked ass
Jonathan Wright
Dracula Untold was meant to be the first part, but they scrapped the idea after the flop, there are many interviews of producers stating it.
Angel Parker
> Not even a Brendan Fraser cameo
Jaxon Robinson
...
Andrew Wright
a tsundere mummy defending cruise would have been interesting
Isaiah Flores
Sounds like shit
Jaxon Cox
Don't forget my main man
Benjamin Moore
Nope. They wanted sequels, though.
Benjamin Morales
Are there any references at all to Ihmotep from the original Mummy? Might he be set up as a big bad in a possible sequel?
Jonathan Watson
I really dig that
Liam Sanchez
are the action scenes and set pieces at least good?
Isaiah Smith
Not as good, but not bad. The third one is utterly forgettable, though. Not a bad film, just really forgettable.
Liam Morgan
>They reaffirm their bromance and ride off into the sunset ready to fight monsters. damn, so is he their posterboy now?
Jacob Cooper
>it's too late for sophia to be zatanna in the dceu now
Connor Lopez
Shoulda called the movie THE CUNNY
Kayden Garcia
That actually sounds kinda fun. I wasn't expecting the inclusion of Jekyll/Hyde. I literally cared nothing about this movie (except the hilarious IMAX trailer with the audio mixing issue) but I might see it now.
Fuck Tom "*unironically salutes LRH*" Cruise though.
Bentley Evans
>Supposed to be first movie in some monster themed franchise >Reveal Dr. Jekyll's alter ego here instead of saving that for his own movie
Well they blew that load too soon
Xavier Young
but I did...
Dominic Watson
Freak in the sheets
Nathaniel Stewart
same also the plane scene edits
Alexander Cooper
>Cruise was cast as Iron Man way back when, and decided that the movie "wasn't going to work" and dropped out >missed out on cinematic universe marvel megabucks
>commits to this
How much do you think he regrets not playing Tony Stark?
Nathaniel Brown
was he supposed to get his own solo
Cameron Collins
Marvel is shit. The Mummy is a daring synthesis of both Cruise kino and hot undead waifu kino.
Elijah Perry
not one bit, marvel a shit
Wyatt Martin
This, it detracts from the rest of the film. It's a 6/10 movie for sure.
James Roberts
need porn parodies asap
Carson Ramirez
Kino meme
Gavin Myers
See >Dracula Untold bombs ass, never mind on universe
They get to do it again and say nevermind
Bentley Lewis
I'm out of my element I can't breath
Matthew Powell
I think it's like the 19th century version of Darth Vader and son. You really can't spoiler it
Carson Ward
Bless you.
Lincoln Cruz
hehe
Nolan Johnson
Why are they making this into a cinematic universe? Who was fucking asking for remakes of all the classic Universal monster movies in the form of a cinematic universe?Is that what the kids like or something these days, oldschool halloween costume monsters? I have corporate executives who are this out of touch.
Sebastian Ward
Winnie best girl
Leo Gomez
Imagine being the guy that gets to pant her body and put all those wraps on her.
Jaxson Perez
anybody have her ass picture from the movie yet?
Julian Bell
can't wait for all the busty cosplay girls doing this outfit at the next cons
Jackson Campbell
>Set >God of death
Angel Moore
>Cruise can now review people from the dead
Okay what the fuck is this shit. Is this the 2nd time Alex Kurtzmann has relied on people being able to raise others from the dead? That shit fucking happened in Into Darkness hasn't he learnt his fucking lesson? LOL what a fucking hack
Luke Kelly
I'm going to try that line and see what happens
Dylan Ross
this sort of movie is so late 90s/early 2000s. as much as i hate the sjw trash of nowadays, which i dont even watch, at least is different from this type of turd.
Mason Ramirez
I guess Universal doesn't want to just coast on the Fast and Furious movies, and the Jurassic movies take too long.
They've been trying to do shit with their monster properties for ages, but time and time again, it's been proven that general audiences don't give a shit.
Lincoln Morris
...
Connor Reed
Saw this already in theaters in Asia. Movie is utter dogshite, don't even bother.
Nolan Miller
>literally Jekyll and Hyde >same name and everything isn't that lazy as fuck?
Thomas Watson
no, it's (jazz hands) WORLD BUILDING (/jazz hands)
Gabriel Robinson
This made me LOL out loud even with how stupid it is
Levi Gomez
shes super cute!
Luke Phillips
Triggered me, too.
Asher Sullivan
Sounds comfy.
Jeremiah Hughes
...
Owen Gomez
Because the second half of the movie is pretty shitty. They wanted to reboot it less than a year after it came out lol
The first half is solid though. I really, really liked it.
Kayden Carter
I didn't care for Drac Untold that much, but I Frank was really good in a straight to DVD kind of way.
Nathan Ward
This any good?
Jace Hughes
>Cruise doesn't fuck the mummy What a blunder
Charles Morales
why is she white, Egyptians are black!!!!
Ian Carter
Not really. Good acting, average and very formulaic forgettable plot.