THE MUMMY Spoilers

Tom Cruise and Jake Johnson are soldiers who find the Mummy's tomb. A hot blonde scientist shows up to retrieve the tomb, but their plane gets caught by a swarm of birds. Cruise saves the blonde and miraculously survives the crash.

As it turns out, the tomb holds an egyptian princess who swore revenge against her father after being denied the throne. She made a pact with the god of death, Set, to get supernatural powers in exchange for finding a vessel for Set, but got foiled and mummified. Now she has chosen Cruise to be the vessel.

Cruise is cursed and can't die. He meets the blonde's boss, Dr. Jekyll, who runs a secret organization that captures, studies and destroys monsters. The Mummy manages to escape and begins playing mind games with Tom. As it turns out, she needs to retrieve her mystical dagger in order to complete the ritual and turn Cruise into Set. Cruise and the blonde fall in love as they search for the dagger. Johnson dies.

Cruise and the Mummy are both recaptured by Jekyll after Cruise gets the dagger. Jekyll plans to kill them both. Cruise steals a serum that Jekyll needs to take, causing Mr. Hyde to emerge and kick his ass. The Mummy escapes again and chases Cruise and the blonde to an underground temple, where the blonde dies. Cruise fights the Mummy but gets his ass kicked. With no other option he stabs himself with the mystic dagger and becomes the vessel for Set.

Cruise kills the Mummy by draining her lifeforce and revives the blonde, but tells her they can't be together because he's now the egyptian death god, but he will return once he finds a cure for his condition. The blonde later tells Jekyll that Cruise may now have the power of a monster, but he still has the heart of a man and will find a way to fight the darkness within and "others like him". Jekyll remains determined to catch him.

Movie ends with Cruise reviving Johnson. They reaffirm their bromance and ride off into the sunset ready to fight monsters.

Sounds cool, it'll be nice to see Cruise in more of s fantasy role.

>he tells her they can't be together because he's now the egyptian death god

Heh.

Sounds like it could be fun.

>, it'll be nice to see Cruise in more of s fantasy role.

>Cruise kills mummy

I'm dissapointed, I really wanted the Mummy to fall in love with Cruise and have her defending him when the other monsters show up.

Same.

>tells her they can't be together because he's now the egyptian death god, but he will return once he finds a cure for his condition

This is fucking hilarious

is it just me or does she seem really dirty?

i love that movie but that was a million years ago

pumped and dumped

What really gets me is the "his condition" thing, like the dude contracted some sort of mundane disease.

>I gotta go to the drugstore real quick I gotta get something for this deathgoditis I got the other day

i would def cum in her
post ass

Who plays Jekyll?

Russell Crowe

Lame, should be a small guy

Yet he revives Johnson and spends his time with him.

Hmmm, I wonder what Cruise is trying to say here?

Looks like a good flick, 2bh.

Should've been played by a big guy

so theyre really doing this "monsters cinematic universe" huh

not if this bombs

She could be my mumny. If you know what I mean.

> They reaffirm their bromance and ride off into the sunset ready to fight monsters

what a based way to end a movie

Well, they're gonna try.

Keep in mind King Arthur was supposed to be a 6 movie franchise.

I was actually going to type that, low hanging fruit and all

>Jekyll and Hyde

Really?

I saw the movie last night. They never explained who the fuck Tom Cruise is supposed to be. A mercenary? A soldier? A thief?

Jake Johnson was good, then he was bad, then he was good. It was just dumb.

Dracula Untold was supposed to kick it off, but it bombed so they said "nevermind" and now The Mummy is supposed to kick it off.

Like how Green Lantern was supposed to start the DCEU until it bombed and they pretended like that was never the plan.

We know the first Mummy is kino how does The Mummy Returns stack up to it

Sounds like a fun movie tbqh. I'm all in with the kaiju and dark universe shit

So Tom Cruise is going to literally be a mummy during this franchise? I really don't see how being an egyptian death god could be a bad thing.

Wasn't The Wolfman supposed to kick it off back in 2010 but it bombed?

I liked it though, don't know why it was reviewed so poorly

>Movie ends with Cruise reviving Johnson. They reaffirm their bromance

really?

saved

I thought he was going to be a Van Helsing and they were going to make a cinematic universe with old monsters.
Guess I was wrong

>wanting Hardy to take on the JUST curse

this is the fucking problem with these movies.

they approach them from the start as a franchise, instead of as a singular story, which is then built upon by the next installment.

the original Universal monster "franchise" wasn't a franchise the way studios try to make them today. There was 1 movie. Then another movie. then a different movie. Often they shared actors, but they rarely actually intersected, because that wasn't the point.

these days they are trying too hard to do the Marvel studios franchise gimmick, which is almost as bad, if not worse- than the sequel franchise gimmick trend started by Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter

Dracula Untold was Legendary Pictures this is Universal

Dracula Untold was set in the same universe as I Frankenstein this is something completely different

I only care because I liked Dracula Untold and was perturbed that there will never be a sequel in the modern day

Why would they start off the franchise with the Mummy, Dr. Jekyll, and invisible man when they have Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, and Wolf Man? That's just retarded.

What's funny about that?

POST MORE YUMMY'S

dracula untold was awesome
luke evans kicked ass

Dracula Untold was meant to be the first part, but they scrapped the idea after the flop, there are many interviews of producers stating it.

> Not even a Brendan Fraser cameo

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a tsundere mummy defending cruise would have been interesting

Sounds like shit

Don't forget my main man

Nope. They wanted sequels, though.

Are there any references at all to Ihmotep from the original Mummy? Might he be set up as a big bad in a possible sequel?

I really dig that

are the action scenes and set pieces at least good?

Not as good, but not bad. The third one is utterly forgettable, though. Not a bad film, just really forgettable.

>They reaffirm their bromance and ride off into the sunset ready to fight monsters.
damn, so is he their posterboy now?

>it's too late for sophia to be zatanna in the dceu now

Shoulda called the movie THE CUNNY

That actually sounds kinda fun. I wasn't expecting the inclusion of Jekyll/Hyde. I literally cared nothing about this movie (except the hilarious IMAX trailer with the audio mixing issue) but I might see it now.

Fuck Tom "*unironically salutes LRH*" Cruise though.

>Supposed to be first movie in some monster themed franchise
>Reveal Dr. Jekyll's alter ego here instead of saving that for his own movie

Well they blew that load too soon

but I did...

Freak in the sheets

same
also the plane scene edits

>Cruise was cast as Iron Man way back when, and decided that the movie "wasn't going to work" and dropped out
>missed out on cinematic universe marvel megabucks

>commits to this

How much do you think he regrets not playing Tony Stark?

was he supposed to get his own solo

Marvel is shit. The Mummy is a daring synthesis of both Cruise kino and hot undead waifu kino.

not one bit, marvel a shit

This, it detracts from the rest of the film. It's a 6/10 movie for sure.

need porn parodies asap

Kino meme

See
>Dracula Untold bombs ass, never mind on universe

They get to do it again and say nevermind

I'm out of my element I can't breath

I think it's like the 19th century version of Darth Vader and son. You really can't spoiler it

Bless you.

hehe

Why are they making this into a cinematic universe? Who was fucking asking for remakes of all the classic Universal monster movies in the form of a cinematic universe?Is that what the kids like or something these days, oldschool halloween costume monsters? I have corporate executives who are this out of touch.

Winnie best girl

Imagine being the guy that gets to pant her body and put all those wraps on her.

anybody have her ass picture from the movie yet?

can't wait for all the busty cosplay girls doing this outfit at the next cons

>Set
>God of death

>Cruise can now review people from the dead

Okay what the fuck is this shit. Is this the 2nd time Alex Kurtzmann has relied on people being able to raise others from the dead? That shit fucking happened in Into Darkness hasn't he learnt his fucking lesson? LOL what a fucking hack

I'm going to try that line and see what happens

this sort of movie is so late 90s/early 2000s. as much as i hate the sjw trash of nowadays, which i dont even watch, at least is different from this type of turd.

I guess Universal doesn't want to just coast on the Fast and Furious movies, and the Jurassic movies take too long.

They've been trying to do shit with their monster properties for ages, but time and time again, it's been proven that general audiences don't give a shit.

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Saw this already in theaters in Asia. Movie is utter dogshite, don't even bother.

>literally Jekyll and Hyde
>same name and everything
isn't that lazy as fuck?

no, it's (jazz hands) WORLD BUILDING (/jazz hands)

This made me LOL out loud even with how stupid it is

shes super cute!

Triggered me, too.

Sounds comfy.

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Because the second half of the movie is pretty shitty. They wanted to reboot it less than a year after it came out lol

The first half is solid though. I really, really liked it.

I didn't care for Drac Untold that much, but I Frank was really good in a straight to DVD kind of way.

This any good?

>Cruise doesn't fuck the mummy
What a blunder

why is she white, Egyptians are black!!!!

Not really. Good acting, average and very formulaic forgettable plot.

I enjoyed it

>max landis attached to it
the fuck you think