Post times that you acted like the joker

>mom asks me how was my day at school
>tell her it was fine
>actually got beaten and and shoved into a locker by a bully

>>actually got beaten and and shoved into a locker by a bully
Hahahahahahaha what a faggot

you madman
you should be taken away for that

>actually got beaten and and shoved into a locker by a bully
what the fuck, i thought shit only happened in movies and tv shows lmao what a fucking fag

>go to bed
>mom asks me if I've brushed my teeth
>tell her I did
I actually went to bed without brushing my teeth

One time the cashier rang me up for 10 ramen when I really had 11
I didn't tell her that she missed one
>mfw the police are probably still looking for me

Sounds like the joker to me.

Mustve been tramatizing for the poor cashier lady.

>soneone says there getting a new tattoo
>scream "MOMS GONNA FREAK" as loud as i can.

One time I lost the remote control, but later found it in the couch cushions

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning

is there an incarnation of the joker that wouldnt be worthy of being picked apart as essentially a fourteen year old

I die a little when I read this.

Yeah, so?

>mom makes me go to bed early
>stay up posting dank memes all night
>fail my exam the next day
>tell her i was meant to be an artist
I AM STILL IN ART CLASSES TO THIS DAY, WORKING FOR MINIMUM WAGE!

>waiter asks if i have any allergies
>tell them i do
>i really don't

Without any MILK

This one

and TDKR one

I wrote on the wall with crayon.

>Did something bad
>Didn't get raped by Batman
>Did the bad thing again
The Joker is literally me.

>the fucking wig is photoshoped in there

Uhh... RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR!

Say that to my face, not online see what happens

This thread is worse than the time Joker stole a random kids report card.

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>tfw the local police keeps trying to get a vigilante to rape me

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shit is still Ps'd in there

>having depression makes you a 14 year old
okay

How is the joker a 14yr old?

Looks like somebody's hankering for a hefty dose of rape.

What the fuck is going on with his face?

What? What are you talking about?

Pretty much any joker that isn't a modern version. I mean, look at the BTAS version works way better and in contrast to Ledgers Joker is still regarded highly after 20 years.

His nose is Joker's nose but everything else is tragic

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I'm intelligent, nihilistic and have a WICKED sense of humour

Yesterday...
I told someone to spell ICUP out loud.

>Posting on Sup Forums
>captcha asks to pick all beverages
>I select a picture of a brick before unselecting it
>laugh on the floor for a good 5 minutes
>mom asks me whats wrong
>"It's April fools day, mother!"
>It's really March
I nearly died laughing.

>"Could I get a coke please?"
>"Sorry we only have pepsi, is that ok?"
>"Thats alright"
>We had both

Sometimes you have to force them to have the better drink.

I asked someone to pull my finger, but when they did, I farted as loud as I could.

>Playing Halo infection
>See zombie
>Let teammate run in front and get killed
>Kill zombie, claiming the score points and ammo

I hope they bury you alive

>Pepsi
>Better

>prank called my uncle
>"is your refrigerator running?"
>"user is that you?"
>....
>"...fuck off"
>hang up

try and stop me

>Mom asks me to bring in groceries
>Leave the ice cream behind
>Melts overnight
>It was my favorite kind
My psychiatrist says there is no hope for me.

Cosplay is not consent, Gordon. Go for it.

>Order pizza in the middle of a blizzard.
>Don't answer the door when the delivery man shows up.
>Wait 10 minutes then call them to complain I didn't get my pizza.
>He comes back.
>Take the pizza and give him no tip.

I'm always playing mindgames with these insects!

I totally fucked this girl that liked me and never called her again, from what I understand she went crazy

I told the guy at the Restaurant it was my Birthday.

>High school building only has one nasty-as-fuck student bathroom that's always crowded and has grody stalls and is just a painful experience
>Go to the third floor of the school, to the secret personal bathroom of the old alumni director/school chairman
>It's even more secret than the faculty bathroom students can't use, has a really comfy atmosphere and a little portrait of a pink seashell
>Use Hidden Grotto Commode for the majority of senior year
>Near the end of the year the chairman sees me exiting his domain
>I ask him with plain politeness whether or not it's okay for me to use his bathroom
>He was fine with it

Did he have to sing?

I picked up my dog's favorite tennis ball and threw it out the door and he went chasing after it but I DIDN'T ACTUALLY THROW THE BALL HA HA HA HA

Bruce, my father left this in his will. We need to rape the Joker. Its the only way to stop him.

I once poisoned a portion of the ocean to have Fish look like me, then tried to claim copyright on them because they looked like me.

Look, we've been over this, you can do it, but only if you set up distinct fisheries for them, like those Grapple and Plumcot things.
I mean there are tax codes, and nobody wants to get on the IRS's bad side.
Side note, are you behind those hybrid fruit things too?

But that doesn't sound like a get rich quick scheme at all. It sounds like a lot of time, money, and hard work.

>One night I was drunk walking home with a friend
>Get a craving for candy
>Convenient store sells gummies for 25 cents each
>Get 12
>He asks how many
>I say 10
I'm wanted in 2 countries

>Notice I'm out of eggs
>go to the store to get some
>Find what I need a go to the cash
>Very nice woman
Tell her to give me all the money in the register as I wave my gun in her face before killing her
Escape and I am currently still on the run

Did you rape her?

>post thread on 4chin
>get no replies
>reply to my own thread pretending to be someone else
We all go a lil crazy sometimes =^)

School uniform is black socks. I wore white socks!

>Poke holes in condom
>end up not having sex at all

I am the true trickster

>Pay child support
>It's not my kid

>pick up kid in Van
>drop him off at school perfectly fine
>not registerd as sez offender

>Order meatlovers pizza
>Complain there's meat in it

THE DELIVERY BOY'S GONNA FREAK

>Fuck a lot of women
>I'm gay

>friend died this week
>mom asks me if im ok
>tell her i am ok when i feel numb and every minute my waking day is a struggle which i drown with alcohol

Hahaha jokes on her

>At a cafe with friends
>We all order our food
>Waiter asks if he can get us anything else
>Say no
>Actually wanted a drink

>was given a check to cash for someone against someone he knows account
>cashed it
>told him they wouldn't let me and kept the money for myself

>a gay kid who was a friend of a friend lost his wallet in the woods when we were all drinking
>reminded he had $80 in it
>went off to look for it separately knowing if I found it I'd keep it
>Found it and pocketed it
>went back to friends
>she left, waited for my mom to puck me up
>he confessed he liked me
>told him I'm not gay and that he'll find someone eventually
>got in mom's car and went through wallet
>got pissed because there was only 60
>went over my friends and got weed and burned his id's for kicks

>literally attacked people ith mace as a distraction to steal a safe

You're all joking i know but you're all pathetic...
I swear on my grandmother's life those are all true stories
Do something brutal and evil and post it or gtfo

Bruh.

You are a menace to society

>My mom told me she bought me a fedora
>I told her I dont like fedoras
>I actually wear it every day

Not sure if bait or actual 13 year old.

There both fine drinks but in the end Pepsi comes out on top

The best is doctor pepper thpugh

My sides

That's not funny

It's not just bait, it's the best post in this thread. This is exactly what the Joker we are all attempting to mimic would post.

>place an order at the mcdonalds drive thru
>pay the money
>then drive off without getting food

You like him, don't you?

>using bathroom
>finish
>go to zip up my pants
>zip my foreskin on accident
>laughed from the pain

Fuck the Joker, here's how I acted like Bane one time.

>be me, middle school
>my pituitary gland is reverse-retarded, be fucking huge in 7th grade
>some grill thought I was cute, starts talking to me in gym
>"hey user, what's that you're doing?"
>doing curls, but i knew fuckall about lifting "I think they're called lift-ups"
>"nobody else does those,"no shit they're all 4 feet tall or some shit "you're a really big guy"
>"y-you too"

>take a massive shit in a public toilet
>flush it
>don't smear it all over the stall or floor
You cannot contain me!

>go to subway one day during the summer
>broke-ass high school me has $10
>order sandwich with pepperoni and delicious tendies
>only have money for on meat
>just say "o-oh, shucks, lemme just... here, maybe in this pocket..."
>do this for five minutes, cashier gets pissed
>"just take the sandwich and next time, make sure you have enough money sir"
>walk outside, start eating sandwich
>some faggot in a black cape and a hood jumps out and fucks me in the ass
>mfw I got three different kinds of meat for lunch
>mfw I only paid for one

*upvoted*

>Went to a public toilet
>Didn't flush
>Didn't wash my hands either
No one can stop me!

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Holy Shit, that's a little too far do you think ?

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Wally pls go

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is this from some awful cosplay? Please tell me it is

philip banks???

Are these real?

You're just a dick.

Are you?

One time my mom got me a shirt for my birthday, but it was the wrong size so I asked her if she was stupid.

She sent me to my room and told me no video games for the rest of the day but she didn't know I had my Nintendo DS in my pocket

My hands are actually shaking right now because I've never told anyone this.