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Dougie Jones

Judy?

okay ;_;

I still love you tho, no homo

sorry, im so sorry, but

what have people been making of these two incidents:

- dougiecoop crying

- and the office woman being so seemingly infatuated with him?

im not sure about either personally

How could Pete just sit there in his truck for hours while a virgin Audrey gets the shit banged out of her in a private jet? He had to be waiting there at least half a dozen hours considering it was night when they left. What the fuck was he doing?

>what have people been making of these two incidents:
>- dougiecoop crying
>- and the office woman being so seemingly infatuated with him?

Dougie Jones

The answer to both is that Lynch wrote it that way.

>dougiecoop crying

I have heard something about if you watch, sonnie Jim is blinking backwards, like in the red room, and he is crying as a reaction to

thank you

makes sense

ah wow, ill look out for that

Putting his fish in the percolator

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$ 4 2 5 , 0 0 0

How much was that again?

He's crying cause it's a nice boy fucking retard redditor

Dougiecoop is pure and the innocence of a child moved him to tears.

The office woman was into him because Kyle MacLachlan is a good looking dude, even at 58 years old.

>there was a theory on Reddit that Dougie was the billionaire and traveled back in time, before the exact amount was revealed in the show
>implying you could win billions via slot machines, even with god tier luck

Goddamn Redditards.

What the fuck was her problem?

If you're part of a presumably large scale criminal organization that runs casinos, is 425 grand really that much of a loss?

>- dougiecoop crying

That's RealCoop coming back. He's relating to Sonny Jim as a father figure and realizing that the lodge has probably stolen any chance of him becoming a father himself.

Get yourselves ready for the possibility that RealCoop snaps out of it and decides to stay in Rancho Rosa.

Is everyone in these threads 12 years old or legitimately retarded? Why are these posts usually so fucking atrociously bad?

Do you even know how casinos operate? The house always wins, meaning casinos don't operate at a loss. The money is always flowing into them. The odds of someone sweeping a jackpot are so far and few in between, that it's never a concern to them. When someone shows up and empties 30 slot machines, it's going to concern some people who want to make sure it doesn't happen again.

Check these two webms for the proof of Sonny Jim blinking backwards.

No, but allowing someone to take you for that much, on slot machines of all things, is pretty fucking embarrassing.

>he says, posting on the Sup Forums board on the website Sup Forums.org

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I'm pretty sure this is irrelevant and an editing decision. Even big budget movies reverse footage when they have to pad a scene, and it's always noticeable and shitty looking. The only reason people are dwelling on this is because it just happens to be in a show where reversed footage is a major visual element.

If the shovels taught us anything, it's not to dwell on minor trivial shit which has a logical explanation.

If David Lynch was a dog, he would be put down. You don't bite the hand that feeds you.

I think everything lynch does is on purpose desu.

i was happy forgetting what that thing looked like

Well, you're more than welcome to think that this is irrelevant but I definitely don't.

I don't buy that. Lynch is super particular and a perfectionist. Also what are the odds that a POV shot from Dougiecoop would be reversed for technical reasons? Especially when he is crying which is unprecedented behavior from him.

I agree that there's no point in dwelling on it though.

Didn't someone famous say that if Lynch wasn't making movies, he'd be murdering people?

Now he's murdering good stories

He's a bit funny like that.

Could the message to Hawk about his heritage relate to the Bookhouse Boys rather than his Indian blood?

I understand, considering there's insanely minor details in the season already, like the Experiment Model holding a glowing ball or DoppelCoop speaking backwards in prison. But for some reason, my intuition is telling me this is irrelevant to the plot. We'll just have to wait and see (or won't).

No. That's dumb.

Fuck off, cunt

Where'd you get your doctorate?

Call for help

Besides me just having that feeling about Lynch. It also would make sense logically that there would be something off about the son of a fake human being created by an evil spirit.

Isabella Rosselini, the lady from Blue Velvet and a former girlfriend of Lynch's, allegedly said that if he wasn't making movies he'd be out murdering women

no but go find/watch the scene from Casino where De Niro freaks out about several slot machine jackpots in a row:

Ace Rothstein: [grows more irritated] Ward, you're pissing me off. Now you're insulting my intelligence; what you think I am, a fuckin' idiot? You know goddamn well that someone had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels. The probability of one four-reel machine is a million and a half to one; the probability of three machines in a row; it's in the billions! It cannot happen, would not happen, you fuckin' momo! What's the matter with you? Didn't you see you were being set up on the second win?

Mhm

Why did they pay him out in $5 bills? That was a massive bag and it was full

mhm

>is 425 grand really that much of a loss?
In a business that is literally designed to make absolutely sure this never happens? Yes.

No, but multiple jackpots in a row suggests the machines have been tampered with by someone who works for the casino. It's not about the money, but about the fact that someone in their organisation may be working against them. Organised crime operations are rife with paranoia.

Not true. If he wasn't making movies then he'd be painting in his studio.
If he wasn't painting in his studio then he'd conducting experiments on dead birds in his basement.
If he wasn't conducting experiments on dead birds in his basement then he's be drinking and partying.
If he wasn't drinking and partying THEN he'd be out murdering women.

I think it's a tremendous leap in logic to suspect anyone else in Vegas is a manufactured doppelganger, or whatever it is you're implying. Dougie's clearly been living there for a few years, since whenever it was that DoppelCoop decided to put a safeguard in place for when his time was up, and since then Dougie's met Naomi Watts and accumulated some gambling debts, by just living a mundane life without questioning where he came from. Maybe he was too stupid to really care, I mean he did seem a bit dopey when MIKE was talking to him. We need more info on everything to know what the fuck is really going on.

captcha: coopers road

I think this might be canon

Checkem

/tpg/ is already dead after only 17 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

How were there no posts on this board for a minute?

You need to at least think of different lines if you're hoping to baiting anyone.

Ok.

Today I saw an unbelievably exhaustive selection of Twin Peaks character figures in a store. They were made to that huge-headed undetailed-faced form whose name persistently escapes me.

You mean this dumb shit?

>The lodge scenes can all be interpreted as dreams, too.
wrong

It wasn't an issue of money doofus. They assumed the manager had rigged the machines to fleece them.

Only Lynch could make a monkey look so nightmarish

Sorry senpai, just trying to find flaws in Frost's and Lynch's writing

>and the office woman being so seemingly infatuated with him?
Lynch fantasizes about young women being attracted to senile, incontinent shriveled old men

>normies on leddit and youtube shitting on this scene because of the "bad cgi'

This shit triggers the fuck out of me

Cooper is the millionaire. He built the box.

Or should I say billionaire.

>he's going to keep going until september
>/tpg/ is already d-dead after o-only e-eighty three days!

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>normies being exposed to David Lynch doing his own sfx like he would on his short films he makes in his backyard
What reaction did you expect

It's believable. He takes 11 years off directing and focuses his efforts on being a cult leader, which is the other 'he'd probably be murdering people otherwise' line of work.

It is bad cg though, the way things get stretched and warped around. Not that I mind it.

Lynch is legitimately evil. It's amazing how cucked most are. To not see it. Or like, to only be able to wonder about it. "Are his films misogynist?" Fuck off. Take a hint: When he talks about his meditation and how it changed his life, what he really means is that it gave him full *control* over his hateful emotions, it doesn't mean he stopped living with them. In fact, they probably just grew stronger. He just learned how to be his own master. Lynch doesn't have a single ounce of love in him. He does not radiate anything of the sort. Bob coop is 100% Lynch. /ourguy/ is Lynch, too. The midget actor who claimed that Lynch raped his own daughter was probably telling the truth. Lynch just knows how to void himself of the hateful feelings in public.

based Lynch

Do you really expect hyper-realistic effects from an experimental director shooting a scene set in a parallel dream world?

Yeah, the SFX have been spot on so far.

TM drips with left-handed philosophy, too. It's not Buddhist. It's, like, the quintessential Western corruption of it, imported. It doesn't teach anything about compassion. About loving-kindness. It teaches you how to grow "YOURSELF." How to make yourself more in control, more powerful, etc.

Do you think by the end this season, all the pieces will be on the table for us to figure this universe out? Does anyone else fear Lynch is going to keep things vague and is basically just throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks? The whole thing with the shovels leading nowhere has me worried, it's either masterful trolling or it's Lynch literally changing his mind halfway through the script. I know it's still early days, but the question pile seems to be getting a lot bigger than the answer pile.

He also told the manlet Sup Forumstard that he should kill himself, literally /ourguy/

That's them.

looks great, a lot like the opening shot of Eraserhead

Don't expect to have all the answers, chances are it will end on a few mysteries

the shovels are a joke

colored spade

>going nowhere

But it was literal gold.

Or The X-Files.

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you know you don't have to be a dicksucker to like a show right? You can still critize certain aspects of it.

>Lynch is a murdering cult leader
>the cg isn't as good as my star wars films
Wow, insightful criticism

Wow, what alot of presumptions.

He's a cult leader and the cg isn't as good as Star Wars, but it's still my favorite show ever.

mike pls

JUST

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mhm

Holy fuck