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>Sup Forums journalism

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>filed to:small thoughts

cheeky.

Also Steve Trevor's not real you stupid bitch.

>women are all about body acceptance and body positivity
>absolutely brutal towards men's dick size which they can't help

Why are they such hypocrites bros?

I don't know how the average American can even pretend to respect women or take their thoughts and feelings seriously in the slightest anymore, especially if they're under 40

Top notch "journalism".

>I have to get something off my chest—something that has bothered me ever since I saw Wonder Woman. And I believe, strongly, that Steve Trevor lied about the size of his penis to Diana.

>In Wonder Woman, there’s a scene at Themiscyra where Steve (Chris Pine) is relaxing naked in a lagoon. Diana (Gal Gadot) comes in and there Steve is, naked, covering the entirety of his manhood in one hand.

Now, Steve has been made fully aware by basically everything Diana has said to him up to this point that she’s never seen a man before. So when Diana gets the first glance at his completely nude body—appearing to stare with a laser-like focus on his groin—and asks if he’s typical of his kind, Steve answers that he’s “above average.”

>It’s certainly true that there are ways in which Steve is above average among men (based on this movie, he’s above average in almost every way). But in this context, in this scene, he is obviously talking about his dick size. It’s barely innuendo.

>Here’s the issue: Wonder Woman shows us Steve Trevor standing there, fully nude, but with every single bit of his genitals hidden by a single cupped hand. And I call bullshit.

>The average flaccid penis size is 3.5 inches, which I think yes, might fit in a cupped hand. The average male hand size is 7.44 inches. But Steve also has his balls in his hand. You’d probably see something. Even if he’s only slightly above average, that’s... not a comfortable way to hide a whole dick and both balls.

>So the options here are that he’s lying or he used that hand to hide his dick between his legs. And given how surprised Steve is by Diana, I don’t think it’s the latter. I will admit this is up for debate, but I am also not the only woman who saw this movie and thought he lied.

And then there's circumcision.

Getting fucked by a MILF while she monologues about what went wrong with feminism and the younger generation is the new Kino.

>So the options here are that he’s lying or he used that hand to hide his dick between his legs. And given how surprised Steve is by Diana, I don’t think it’s the latter. I will admit this is up for debate, but I am also not the only woman who saw this movie and thought he lied.

>As a final note, I am not impugning the size of Chris Pine’s dick, here. I’m sure Warner Bros. used CG or a compression sock or something to make sure absolutely no peen was seen on screen. But in the world of the DCEU, either the character of Steve Trevor has a small dick, or he has testicular torsion from quickly jamming his genitalia between his legs.

AND STILL DIANA FUCKED HIM, CHECKMATE FAT BITCH!

Even women can have autism. This is the proof.

It's a little late in the year for spring fever, but either way this is some of the first evidence proving the widespread existence of fembots.

I doubt that "woman" has ever seen a dick in her life.

No one pretends this stuff is journalism, it's clearly an opinion piece or a blog. It's stupid enough on it's own, there's no need to manufacture controversy.

women lie every day with makeup, bras and booty enhancing jeans

>No one pretends this stuff is journalism

you're wrong about that

>Local Woman doesn't understand how dicks work

The unfortunate part is that these weirdo, who-gives-a-fuck blogs are affecting places like The new York Times and The Washington Post and other "journals of record."

20 years ago film critics would have laughed off any controversy about there not being enough transgender representation in films, or about "heteronormativity" being so prevalent, but nowadays you're starting to see these bullshit terms be used by "reputable" papers and critics. Mostly because they're desperate for traffic and these crazy fucking opinions generate more traffic than traditional movie reviews and journalism.

In what way?

HE WAS IN THE POOL

So he's not a big guy?

I didn't even consider he was talking about his dick.

Am I retarded?

That's different,user. Women of all shapes and sizes are beautiful in their own way,but masculinity comes from a big dick so you can't be considered a man if you have a small dick.

Stop having a tiny dick then faggot.

You're too pure, user. She was literally fixated on his dick.

I'll give you some visual aid. my.mixtape.moe/ngkosz.webm

>some dumb bitch has no clue how dicks work

why would this even enter someone's mind? People will literally find any reason to get pissed off

Is she not aware that the hand is attached to the arm?

Diana's world is going to literally expand once she fucks Bruce "avian bottle" Wayne.

How do we stop Bruce Wayne?

Fun fact, back in ancient times having a big dick was considered ugly and a comical trait for the longest time. Big dicks being considered a positive trait rather than a negative coincides with women getting more rights in the more recent centuries.

This is the kind of girl that has 3 paragraphs written on her Tinder profile.

Yeah, pass, I'm gonna have to swipe left on this one.

>katharine trendacosta
and dicklets say women don't care about penis size

>2017 click bait
damn

benis

...

FUCKING THIS!

Some women care a little, some women care more.

Here's your size queen by the way.

Just admit you were thinking about Chris Pine's dick, you dumb broad.

But she knows about human sex and stuff, she was interested in his watch.

>small penises in Greek art were due to pederasty
Um, no.

Diana had never seen a dick up close.

I've come to terms with my small dick. I'm just gonna invest in VR porn and thats good enough for me. I don't wanna deal with size queen shit.

>muh wisdom
>muh barbarism

lol no, the ancient greek elites were pedophiles plain and simple

>he has testicular torsion

Jesus christ, men aren't that fragile.

My neighbour once had it and he couldn't even walk from how bad it got and had to get rushed to the hospital.

Top kek

The pool was pretty warm.

I can I get paid to right shit like this, What must I do?

I'm barely above average and I can't even completely cover my balls with one hand

hes saying you wouldnt get that just from squeezing your dick and balls between your legs

Oh shit, my bad. I misread

What the fuck, do you measure your dick by pressing the ruler into your groin until you hit the bone?

t. dicklet

that's how researchers do it
cbc.ca/news/health/study-reveals-average-penis-size-for-men-1.2976372

>scientific average
>men will tell you it's average, but it's not
>medical news today

>That picture

Expected

Woah, a one free inch of dick I got now, sweet.

Was it autism?

Diana looked impressed by his dick size and they fucked anyway.

>if a penis feels too big to the point that it's hurting you. That's just a sign that you're not adequately aroused enough. Any woman no matter their size can be penetrated by a large penis.

This is some of the biggest bullshit I've ever seen posted on Sup Forums in a long time.

lmao, she's as autistic as a feetfaggot or braapposters

lel 99% women can't take 8,5 inch balls deep, and women love the balls deep action because of they like the sensation of balls slapping against them.

7-8 and 5.5+ girth is seemingly the ideal though, also for visual stimulation.

Anything above and her pussy will go on a 24-48 hr cooldown if you have sex for an hour

>ywn be a hack that gets paid to write nonsense

>when your penis is so small that you have to lie to women that they can't fit a big dick inside them

Not after that night in the village

>7-8 and 5.5+ girth is seemingly the ideal though
aka
>my penis is ideal, anything bigger is too big

Im not him but it sounds like pretty big BS. Its not about arousal, its about just the ability to fit it in, No amount of lube will make anything fit inside.

My gf is 32 (I'm 21) and I can confirm this is unironically the dream

No shit he was lying. That was the fucking joke.

I'd like to ask Gal if she thinks Steve cummed inside.

t. guy who don't want women to know they can fit big dicks inside them

Enjoy your full three inches

Wait how does scenario play out?

Does the girl want me to fuck her, but because I'm so insecure about my small penis, I reject her by telling her I'm too big for her?

>My gf is 32
Gal?

Jesus Christ, I couldn't make it through 30 seconds. I'm sure the quality isn't helping but fuck that acting and dialogue is awful.

Of course he did. Remember how she looked at the baby? How she talked about sex between the sex being for reproduction? She wanted his cum deep inside her. She probably laid there basking in the sensation of the cum oozing inside her and probably made a comment about how his cum felt inside her, if she was pregnant yet or something to that effect.

>The average flaccid penis size is 3.5 inches

no, you tell her that bigger men are too big for her in an attempt to get her not to leave or cuck you for someone bigger

Why would I talk to a girl about how big other men's penises are lel? Are you sure you thought this one out?

Is there any hope for 4 inch girth?

thatsthejoke.jpg

The STATE on western women.

>ywn cum inside her and hear her scream obscenities in hebrew

Yeah, no shit. But that's not the reason why their statues had small penises.

it totally is bro, but dicklets like yourself don't want people to know that.

scotteriology.wordpress.com/2011/08/11/greek-statues-penises-and-pederasty/

yeah, thats bullshit

Having a big dick isn't all that's cut out to be. Sure, girls will go wide-eyed and compliment it, but right after the initial shock they get scared and hesitant fearing any pain. Then there's the headache of paying extra attention to foreplay, going really slow and not being able to fuck all the way balls deep. I always own a cock ring, you know those plastic things that look like a donut just so i can have sex. I need to bring that shit with me on booty calls just to be prepared.

Anal is dope, though.

That's from jezebel isn't it?

No. Empirical data. I had a friend who was legit 9 (I saw it). He rarely banged a chick more than once, it was too big for them. Also:

>youtube.com/watch?v=QpYGdcQe01s

Also I watched a few blacked clips to see what the fuzz was about (thanks viralspammers and cucks). They dudes are roughly '8 and many of the girls are clearly in discomfort and they can't go balls deep. These are drugged up pornsluts too, if they can't do it regular women can't.

Just like there are a few horsecock dudes out there, there are also a few cowpussy women who can envelop a fire hydrant.

just being literal user, I'm sure you spun it like that one way or another, even if you don't realize that you did.

Well, good luck to his sperm trying to go through her super ovum.

>women being asked by a guy about penis size
dude, of course she's not gonna take like a slut to a man. women don't talk about penises when their reputation is put out there, they do so however when their talking amongst girlfriends.

>my friend
he's just trying to make you feel better about yourself

Jezebel isn't journalism you nerd, it's a feminist blog

>In ancient Greece, it seems, a small penis was the sought-after look for the alpha male.

>“Greeks associated small and non-erect penises with moderation, which was one of the key virtues that formed their view of ideal masculinity,” explains classics professor Andrew Lear, who has taught at Harvard, Columbia and NYU. “There is the contrast between the small, non-erect penises of ideal men (heroes, gods, nude athletes etc) and the over-size, erect penises of Satyrs (mythic half-goat-men, who are drunkards and wildly lustful) and various non-ideal men. Decrepit, elderly men, for instance, often have large penises.”

>Similar ideas are reflected in ancient Greek literature, says Lear. For example, in Aristophanes’ Clouds a large penis is listed alongside a “pallid complexion,” a “narrow chest,” and “great lewdness” as one of the characteristics of un-athletic and dishonorable Athenian youths.

>Only grotesque, foolish men who were ruled by lust and sexual urges had large penises in ancient Greece. Art history blogger Ellen Oredsson notes on her site that statues of the era emphasized balance and idealism.

>“The ideal Greek man was rational, intellectual and authoritative,” she wrote. “He may still have had a lot of sex, but this was unrelated to his penis size, and his small penis allowed him to remain coolly logical.”

That's one ugly motherfucker.

I'm about 7 inches, had a gf who told I was the second biggest she'd had, but she ended up not having sex with the bigger guy because it just didn't fit.

Current gf has a vagina that's tighter than usual, needs a lot of care to take me, so she thinks I'm gigantic.

if you want to have sex with men, be my guest

Reminder women in porn literally take pain killers and muscle relaxants ontop of whatever narcotics they're on as well as artificial lube (if they're being fucked by americuts).

We're talking about a pure virgin Amazon here, not a porn star.

Haha, you think those fast and loose women care about that shit?

Lmao. I don't care him and i spitroasted a chick in Ayia Napa. I'm 7.5x6, i'd like a 0.5 more but I don't think anything can be done.

Chicks don't care that much unless you're small.

>Watching anal scene
>mfw brown stuff comes out the girl's ass and I don't know if it's lube or shit.

Usually in porn they take enemas so that there is no brown stuff, but in some cases the woman won't let the enema fully leave and thats why you sometimes get the brown stuff (which smells even worse than actual shit, it smells of decaying flesh)

It's not a man's fault if a woman has a giant vagina.
A man isn't in control of what nature gave him,
but a woman sure is in control of how big her vagina is.

If a man with a small dick gets more women than you do with a big one, then he has beaten you in the masculinity olympics user.
All men have dicks, but being a man in the true sense of the word takes something more than tools.