So let me get this straight...
>Raised by Elves
>Sees men as greedy
>In love with an Elf
>Clearly more fond of Elves than Men
>Decides he wants to be king after all
>He sings an Elvish song and makes out with his Elvish lover when he is anointed king of Gondor
>Has half breed Elvish kids that will become king of Gondor one day.
Was it Elrond's plan to indoctrinate the would-be king to hate men and love Elves so that Gondor would one day belong to the Elves?
A group of elves decided to honour a pact they made with men thousands of years before.
Yet when other kingdoms of men need help, it took someone lighting the beacons without permission to get them to actually ask for help and convincing to actually get the other kingdom to come help.
Also, Elf Pussy is best pussy
Letting Elessar be king is code for Men Genocide
Next thing you know he'll be letting Orcs in
>The fourth age will end when Gondor is an Elvish city and tries to take over Rohan, deeming the Men inferior.
>so that Gondor would one day belong to the Elves?
You mean the elves that are abandoning middle earth in droves to go live in actual and literal paradise on earth?
You're not supposed to drink the memes you dingus.
Yeah they're leaving but they still want control.
Elves and Men are like Asians and Whites. They're natural allies, who sometimes have tension over their differences, but overall respect each other.
>Elves are lesser in number, but physically and mentally greater as individuals
>Men are lower beings, but greater in number and can coordinate to create larger and more enduring civilizations
Even where they disagree, both races respect the others' superiority over, for example, orcs and hobbits. Natural allies.
How are orcs and hobbits allies?
Orcs are allies with all races friends!
Whoops, misread your post. Please don't be mad user.
Both are races of peace.
The books/movies consistently display how men in the LotR world cannot be given power without it inevitably corrupting their lands/kingdoms.
Aragorn is only a tiny part elfish, but he was raised by the elves and he is a direct descendant of Elrond's brother Elros.
Elrond and Elros were brothers and half-elves, but since their father was a legendary human figure they were given the choice of immortality (staying towards their elf lineage) or mortality (staying towards their human lineage). Elrond chose to be immortal while Elros chose to be mortal.
daily reminder that was elvish shill plant
Well the Jews left Europe in droves and flocked to Israel but they're still trying to boss us around.
Elf pussy was literally made for man cock
This is what happens when you consume elvish propaganda.
reminder that orcs are oppressed misunderstood people who just want the right to live alongside humans and elves.
If they gave what they want there woudn't be a single death.
#notallorcs
Good thing the U.S. isn't in that same sit-
Elrond was half man so Arwen had man blood as well, Aragorn was just his duty by MANNING her and bringing those genes back
There is literally nothing wrong with being a dwarf
Can you please leave my nigga Aragorn be?
Dude was cool as fuck, and seldom has someone been so perfectly cast as Viggo
>it took someone lighting the beacons without permission to get them to actually ask for help and convincing to actually get the other kingdom to come help.
How else would Rohan know if Gondor needed help if they didn't specifically ask for it?
The beacons were setup with round-the-clock guards specifically for this purpose
Theodon rightfully questioned why they should help Gondor. Gondor was obviously busy getting raped by Mordor's bigger army to help.
Theodon didn't hesitate to attack when he saw the beacons were lit
>chill all day mining
>unleash a balrog
>race flees in all direction
>form new kingdom in erebor
>get kicked out by a dragon
>go try and take back moria
>orcs cuck you out of Durins ancestral home
Dwarves got it hard
tax policy
>Also, Elf Pussy is best pussy
No. Its just that elves aren't evil and are actually really really really good people.
(You)
>asians are elves
go fuck yourself with an Kaktus up your ass
whoever associate asians with elves should be shot on first sight, the elven fables have a long tradition in europe, not some ''elder scrolls'' dogshit lore
fuck you and everyone like you
Exactly. After all, aren't (((elves))) the Valar's chosen race?
fuck off Valar shill
kek, take a load of this brainwashed degenerate racemixer cuk
Aragorn's claim was pretty thin and the Elves had kept his family in their pocket ready for the time they'd need the men of gondor (Gandalf had also put in work on Faramir, and until Grima he had Rohan ready to go, too).
The books go to some lengths to explain that Aragorn isn't a "rightful" king, the signs of his divinity are common elvish tricks (the healing, which Elrond's sons perform just as well as Aragorn does).
>men in the LotR world cannot be given power without it inevitably corrupting their lands/kingdoms.
Is there a bigger self-hating cuck among fantasy writers than Tolkien? The hottest chick in the history of his universe has an interracial relationship. He tried to pretend he self-inserts as her bull but it's pretty obvious he self-inserts as the elves she cucked.
LoTR is quite clearly a liberal propaganda franchise about accepting homosexuality and running away from the responsibilities of marriage. You see, that party they threw at the beginning of the movie was actually the wedding for Frodo, but him and his gay lover Sam ran away to destroy the wedding ring. Merry and Pippen were the groomsmen tasked with bringing them back. And the bad guy is a giant flaming vagina.
Was this what you were alluding to?
Aragorn is a descendant of Numenor
who were basically a subrace of humans which were taller and a lot longer lived than other humans and with very close ties to elves
God I fucking hate Elves
Useless smug cunts
>asians are physically superior to whites
Whites - men
Asians - elves
Jews - dwarves
Blacks - orcs
Italians - hobbits
Indians - ????
Arabs - ????
>Asians - elves
KILL
YOURE
SELVE
Except for the fact the elves all went across the sea and ceased being in middle earth during the fourth age.
I think they meant Elves=White, Man=Asian. Whites surely aren't greater in numbers than Asians, at least not right now.
He just had a colonization fetish.
After all, elves left middle earth after the war of the ring.
aren't (((orcs))) just (((corrupted))) elves?
Arabs - Trolls
Elves are more akin to sophisticated aristocrats, whereas Hobbits are like humble country bumpkins.
Where's that genealogy tree of aragorn and morwen again?
Aren't basically related?
>coordinate more enduring civilizations
Bro China has been around since 2000 fucking BC. And western philosophy is entirely based around individualism whereas Asian cultures usually stress collectivism.
The elves of Lothlorien didn't actually send anyone to Rohan's aid in the book. Not sure why Jackson added them; though it made for a cool scene.
Men basically inherited most of their culture from Elves. It's like an American quoting Shakespeare, that doesn't mean he's a Britbong plant.
...
This is memeable.
If elves are Jews then what are Niggers? They can't be Orcs because Muslims are Orcs.
All these retards thought you were comparing Asians to elves
I remember that confusing me in the theaters.
Turned to my brother and had to ask him if I misremembered
the Uruk-hai
At least the first tribes that fled the east.
Not sure about the rohirrim, though since their origin is slightly more murky.
Indians - Goblins
Vast in number, terrible hygiene
Fair enough.
More like negros are orcs and muslims are goblins
Holy fuck you guys really hate us don't you... india at even have space program, can't you let us be the dwarves at least? come the fuck on.
Mordor needs to pay for a wall.
Tolkein even noted in a letter how he accidentally wrote dwarfs as jews even though he tried to avoid any real world parallels.
Dwarves don't poo in loo
Oh yeah but indian culture is also obcessed with gold, how could you forget that?
I don't want to be a fucking goblin
>blacks - uruk
>sandniggers- corrupted elf orc
>Indians- goblins
>Europa fags- elves
>Ameritards - common men
>Mongols- easterlings
>rest of Asia - bred orc
But what was his immigration policy like?
LOL
Neanderthals = maiar