Why should we not fuck with Warren Ellis?

Why should we not fuck with Warren Ellis?

What does his daughter look like now?

I dunno, he seems alright.

he told us to stay away from his daughter, right?

Because he'll send his army of cynical substance abusing Brits after us.

He said we're pretty alright guys but we better stay the fuck away from his daughter. Having been here far longer than I'd care to admit or remember, I can understand why he'd want us to stay away from his daughter. Hell, I want all of you to stay away from my daughter as well and I don't even have one.

He will practice technomagic on us if we don't stay away from his daughter.

so, his every protagonist?

Remember when Warren Ellis shilled for Second Life?
Remember when Warren Ellis thought Suicide Girls will give him sloppy nths?
Remember when Warren Ellis tried to be Alan Moore and wrote Ruins?

Because he'll tattle on you if you do. You don't want to get in trouble do you OP?

Eh, so he's made some bad decisions, been a bit delusional, and tried to imitate a fucking hobo. Honestly, who hasn't done any of those things?

I don't want to be a hobo

Then you better get a damn job or your mother and I are kicking you out.

Ruins was good.

Fight me.

I liked it and even I acknowledge it was nothing but torture/tragedy porn. Even the unfunnies was better.

I TOLD YOU IM WAITING FOR THE DAMB CALL, NOW LEAVE THE INTERNET DAD

Exactly, we'd be overwhelmed.

It was pitch black humor. Darker than dark, but come on. The bits with Peter Parker and the Hulk were hilarious.

how flat do you want your nuts to be

Remember when Warren Ellis had a mortgage to pay?
Remember when you never will because you just can't conceive of any kind of fiscal responsibility?

>*cracks open another Red Bull™*
>*psssh*

Really? When was this? Link?

Where'd this little piece of art come from? Was there drama in the past?

I love to see this Britt pig try to harm me when I cream pie his daughter and leave the nuts hanging out while wearing my waidpool shirt while shouting memes with mountain dew stains on the sheets.

>waidpool

You from the future or something?

If we do, he'll announce more Fell and Doktor Sleepless followed by a PS: lolno, Fuck you.

There's select protocols I can't discuss at this very moment.
Just know what I'm going to do will happen and the time line will simply be moved up slightly