Keeping it Klossy

What do you think of Karlie Kloss' dramatic range? What roles might be a reach for her? What would surprise you?

I'm just marathoning some ideas but to get things started ITT, I think Karlie Kloss would be perfect as

>clone tank inhabitant
>half-wit animal caretaker that rapes a giraffe
>Inheritor to Die Hard franchise as Jane McClane, his niece
>deep web computer hacker
>disciplinarian PT teacher for learning disabled boys
>buddy cop with Danny McBride
>a stunningly beautiful Nazi
>Emma Sulkowitz
>KStew's vanilla love interest in a Lezdom re-telling of "The Big Shoe"

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Has she actually acted in anything that isn't a T Sweeze video?

That's a good point. She's ready for a feature film role as a femme fatale spy with lots of CQB training.

She'd make a pretty great Solid Snake.

Has she done any photoshoots where she exposes her pubic hair???

Kinda a lewd question, user. Karlie has done alot of risque work in Italy, if that answers your question.

I don't think they give oscars for the best minge, tbhafrnwu

Please give examples.

I liked Karlie Kloss's performance in the Chic music video.

Neon Demon 2

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What happens after this webm?

She can be the woman greeting the protagonists and showing them around the facility in a sci-fi movie.

They need to start in an American remake of Blue is the Warmest Color.

If you had a chance to fuck Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift, you'd take it. I don't care what your gender is.

or an American remake of Story of O

She's fucked my waifu and broke Tay's heart ;____;

>Woman
>6'1

Tall girls look awkward as fuck.

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And niggers with any white girl is a fucking atrocity, you worthless nigger.

tallfu

>hairless armpits
dropped

Pregnant Karlie when?

You people are funny.

FOOT

She'd make a great BRAAP Queen, what with all of the high fiber health food she eats.

Can you just imagine the miraculous bouquet she'd emit...

-SEXUALITY

Can we please please PLEASE meme magic some POV toilet slavery kino featuring strung out supermodels

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hello skeletor

>Taylor Swift has sucked on those titties

neither are very attractive. 7/10 max

>still no karlie gf

No ass.

Jesus. The fact that she still has nice looking breasts at around 10% body fat is amazing.

>I will never autoerotic asphyxiate myself while taylor and karlie lez out in front of me

JDIMSA

nigga she's 6 foot 2

gross

Nigga she's a skeleton

TWP in TWP

Id scrub my dirty undies on those washboard abs. Save money while pleasuring the honey. Kill all black folk.

fake tits

GODDESS

I love both these white bitches

my negro

>Karlie Kloss is...

Claire Underwood.

I love tall girls.

>implying no ass is a flaw

I love them both!

imagine if karlie and taylor spitroasted you!

even anonymous is afraid of her

I would cum too fast and cry and they'd hug me together and comfort me. They are the best people and I fall deeper in love.

>Fuck yeah she has

So you think she is jealous of how much body hair the other girls in Swift squad can grow... Tay Tay and Gigi have long blonde arm fuzz and Lorde has dark mess. Do they humiliate her?

Definitely. Do you think Karlie, Taylor, Lorde and Gigi have done any lesbian scissoring. Who would cum first and who would have the strongest pussy?

Most of them, being Supermodels, will have had any beef curtains trimmed recently. Unless they just came off a lengthy (hehe) gig where the cock mileage induced labial growth, it would be all innie-on-innie friction.

I don't think the winner would be the woman with the strongest vag. Instead, it'd be whole torso is so fit that she can move her hips relentlessly like a Sybian.

>too fast
it doesn't matter cause your penis is not needed in this scenario they would just keep going

Gigi is a gross plastic surgery mess why do you like her

So if they were all lined up on the sybians what would the cum order be?

Who can grow the biggest arm forest and whose would be most pathetic?

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She has amazing natural boobs and lovely arm hair

Those mean girls would so dominate Lorde that she'd become their obedient garbage-eating sow. They'd feed her junk food and weigh her and force her to stand in front of a mirror while they admire where she's gaining weight.

>ywn bring them water so they don't die while endlessly lezzing out

tee hee i'm a coder xD

>me on the left

I think they'd simply dissolve into another plane of existence that I'd inaccessible to us.

What language is this?

>Most of them, being Supermodels, will have had any beef curtains trimmed recently. Unless they just came off a lengthy (hehe) gig where the cock mileage induced labial growth, it would be all innie-on-innie friction.
>I don't think the winner would be the woman with the strongest vag. Instead, it'd be whole torso is so fit that she can move her hips relentlessly like a Sybian.

>In summary, Karlie grinds it out on top, getting Kaylor's bidness done

Is Visual Basic for girls?

End your fucking life

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt

Then Taylor let the nipple pop out of her mouth and giggled, saying "God damn I love these abs", and dragged her lips up and down that tummy.

yk it happened

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Lesbian Fight Club remake with Taytay
Or a movie about Tay and Karlie kidnapping Katy Perry then sexually and emotionally torturing her

its basic terminal commands

karlie has a great face but wide shoulders and no hips

cd code
cd code
cd code

Taylor Swift is objectively a 9/10 face.

>two grills
>???

Swift has a penis.

I'm black and your post made my night user desu desu

This is exactly what I came here to post. Good work. I'm all for her parading around conventions saying that "even girls can code" but deep down she's gotta know its all just for show right? Its like how Will-I-Am says he's a coder and he's making the next operating system that will surpass windows. People just pat her on the head and say good job and go on their way.

who would win in a fight between karlie and debecki????

DEBICKI

how do giraffes fight?

Whoever wins, we all lose

They slam their heads against each other.

Kloss looks like she's in better shape

i was thinking more like they'd try to strangle each other with their long necks

They whip their necks, it's fucking brutal
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i dont know, debecki has the longer reach

Definitely, Debick is very skinny

Such an intelligent hacker!
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>Jurassic Park theme playing

Ew!

Imagine their entangled long legs

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karlie = no hips boyish boyd
debicki = feminine hips

imagine if they cleaned each others necks by licking. hahaha that'd be funny.

How about a Beauty and the Beast remake

Karlie as the Beast

haha that'd be a good chance to see which girl has the longer tongue

Why didn't Taylor Swift wear sexy lingerie?

Because she's not an underwear model

Because she's not one of the VS models user, that's kind of the point
You wouldn't want to see the male performers in lingerie now would you

I wouldn't be opposed.

How does she manage to be so sexy on stage and so autistic in some other webms in private?

You just keep your thoughts to yourself then