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Pooey bum lad is a cheep spin off
Voldemort couldn't experience love because he was born as a result of female on male rape
any /fucking loser with no mates and will spend the night alone but cant afford to get shitfaced/ man in
imagine being an amerimutt
literal 10/10
>tfw no luv gf
Reminder to enjoy today: it's the youngest you'll ever be again.
had two parties i could go to but rather stay at home sober (dont wanna ruin my gains)
It's pretty long, best listened to in bed before going to sleep after a long coke sesh.
Any already in 2018 man in?
Woke.
Yes lad
is blade runner 2049 the film of the decade?
virus
Crazy crab here
mummy
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>coke sesh.
state of you
shit bolt-on tits
nips
No that would be The Last Jedi you bigot
>tfw no qt black gf
The only reason people like it is because it's evocative of Drive, which is from the same decade.
It's not very good in my opinion, it's clearly designed to be an hour and a half longer.
are you 10
FRIEBDS STILL HAVENT MESSAGWS ME LADS
send me a new years text lads
07402852141
just molecules innit mate calm down
Who are these slags?
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First night to myself in a week. Too tired to go out and get shitfaced.
Not really. It's really quite dull, the characters uninteresting and the plot forgettable
. . ! ! in an intestella burst i am back to save the universe ! !
still haven't received my royalties from Uptown Funk
big boobie's
love whip spiders me
used to be a girl who would always end up at festivals with me and the lads and she looked like a man and whenever i was fucked i would think about it
she thought i was creeping over her cos i'd stare at her face for ages
so here we are
all the true /brit/lads not the normie impostors
gay
You don't really love them, you fucking ape
ah so you didnt meet any of the requirements i posted but you still felt the need to respond to my post
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wrong
the most obscure timpost yet
imagine having an L85A1 as a service rifle with the standard british issue optic.
>used to be a girl
pics
;)
>tfw nye threads are the most active of the entire year
Ah yes, the so-called "normie general"
keen to have a large late-night wank but there's a possibility my mum might wander upstairs after the bells to wish me a happy new year in person because old people are into that tradition shite
just want to wank in peace
love my timezone
i can post with the lads when it's midnight in the uk and still go out to a party for my midnight
this but unironically
Last year spent nye with a gf
We went to a rave chilled till 3am went home and shagged
Much better than being single
Thompost innit
fucking ages still to go lads proper bored already
done a new:
>no hips
>no arse
>malnourished
>awful tit job
my mum has already gone to bed so I will be having a big wank
going to check out some pornhub amateurs
You expressed this shit opinion before and it was shit then
>the faces of disgusts
manlets btfo
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gay
JANITOR
phwoaaaaAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
finook quads
/brit/ is a normie general fuck off
that's unfortunate, i actually thought it was very good
i love the first blade runner and 2049 kind of fleshed out the universe and i thought the whole virtual gf thing was very poignant with all the AI stuff going on irl
>staying in separate rooms of the same fucking house
Mate.
Would kill or be killed to simply touch that women
He does it for free so let him fap goddammit.
What's one thing you love?
What's one thing you hate?
the emptiest of feelings. sentimental drivel
Anyone else found the BBC's coverage of the Iran protests a bit odd?
Usually they are all over any excuse to write about empowered women/muslims/trannies yet you see a genuine act of courage in a muslim woman rejecting the authoritarian regime by throwing off her hijab and they don't even cover it lol
Is it because they've spent the best part of two years telling us how the hijab is really empowering when in fact it's the opposite?
love: pints
hate: pakis
>love
myself
>hate
myself
short haired gf 2018 anyone
Lovely big ears, look at those cooling fins.
Wish I had big ears.
NEED a really tall gf but i am a manlet
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3>1>2
in countries that use metric, how do you order a pint?
"i'll have a 0.56 litre please" sounds weird
completely jewish, the thing they wear is simillar to the ones used in the 60's and isnt oppressive at all.
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Shorter hair
1 beer plz
Disgusting photo, racist saffer cunt.
"i'll take a bottle of coors light thanks buddy"
last night I had a dream about you
in this dream, I'm dancing right beside you
it looked like everyone was having fun
that kinda feeling, I waited so long
don't stop, come a little closer
as we jam, the rhythm gets stronger
there's nothing wrong with just a little little fun
we were dancing all night long
the time is right to put my arms around you
you're feeling right, you wrap your arms around too
but suddenly I feel the shining sun
before I know it
this dream was all gone
what should i watch lads
4>1>2>bin
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you just say beer
they dont really do half pints to need to ask for a more specific amount
I don't recall making this post, but there it is.
GENIUNELY at home on NYE watching Lauren Southern videos haha
it's called un demi, because it's half a litre
There's literally nothing in this film that wasn't in Drive, Her, or the original Blade Runner, and none of those elements really work well with the others because the connecting tissue is all cut out.
Just because it was hyped up as the next memeworthy film doesn't mean defending it's not a circlejerk to justify the hype. Particularly when it's a fact the director's original cut was in fact like two hours longer.