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Diversity edition

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bwc in tih

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Pooey bum lad is a cheep spin off

Voldemort couldn't experience love because he was born as a result of female on male rape

any /fucking loser with no mates and will spend the night alone but cant afford to get shitfaced/ man in

imagine being an amerimutt

literal 10/10

>tfw no luv gf

Reminder to enjoy today: it's the youngest you'll ever be again.

had two parties i could go to but rather stay at home sober (dont wanna ruin my gains)

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It's pretty long, best listened to in bed before going to sleep after a long coke sesh.

Any already in 2018 man in?

Woke.

Yes lad

is blade runner 2049 the film of the decade?

virus

Crazy crab here

mummy

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>coke sesh.
state of you

shit bolt-on tits

nips

No that would be The Last Jedi you bigot

>tfw no qt black gf

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The only reason people like it is because it's evocative of Drive, which is from the same decade.
It's not very good in my opinion, it's clearly designed to be an hour and a half longer.

are you 10

FRIEBDS STILL HAVENT MESSAGWS ME LADS

send me a new years text lads
07402852141

just molecules innit mate calm down

Who are these slags?

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First night to myself in a week. Too tired to go out and get shitfaced.

Not really. It's really quite dull, the characters uninteresting and the plot forgettable

imagine
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. . ! ! in an intestella burst i am back to save the universe ! !

still haven't received my royalties from Uptown Funk

big boobie's

love whip spiders me

used to be a girl who would always end up at festivals with me and the lads and she looked like a man and whenever i was fucked i would think about it
she thought i was creeping over her cos i'd stare at her face for ages

so here we are

all the true /brit/lads not the normie impostors

gay

You don't really love them, you fucking ape

ah so you didnt meet any of the requirements i posted but you still felt the need to respond to my post
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wrong

the most obscure timpost yet

imagine having an L85A1 as a service rifle with the standard british issue optic.

>used to be a girl
pics

;)

>tfw nye threads are the most active of the entire year

Ah yes, the so-called "normie general"

keen to have a large late-night wank but there's a possibility my mum might wander upstairs after the bells to wish me a happy new year in person because old people are into that tradition shite

just want to wank in peace

love my timezone
i can post with the lads when it's midnight in the uk and still go out to a party for my midnight

this but unironically

Last year spent nye with a gf

We went to a rave chilled till 3am went home and shagged

Much better than being single

Thompost innit

fucking ages still to go lads proper bored already

done a new:

>no hips
>no arse
>malnourished
>awful tit job

my mum has already gone to bed so I will be having a big wank
going to check out some pornhub amateurs

You expressed this shit opinion before and it was shit then

>the faces of disgusts
manlets btfo

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gay

JANITOR

phwoaaaaAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

finook quads

/brit/ is a normie general fuck off

that's unfortunate, i actually thought it was very good
i love the first blade runner and 2049 kind of fleshed out the universe and i thought the whole virtual gf thing was very poignant with all the AI stuff going on irl

>staying in separate rooms of the same fucking house

Mate.

Would kill or be killed to simply touch that women

He does it for free so let him fap goddammit.

What's one thing you love?
What's one thing you hate?

the emptiest of feelings. sentimental drivel

Anyone else found the BBC's coverage of the Iran protests a bit odd?

Usually they are all over any excuse to write about empowered women/muslims/trannies yet you see a genuine act of courage in a muslim woman rejecting the authoritarian regime by throwing off her hijab and they don't even cover it lol

Is it because they've spent the best part of two years telling us how the hijab is really empowering when in fact it's the opposite?

love: pints
hate: pakis

>love
myself
>hate
myself

short haired gf 2018 anyone

Lovely big ears, look at those cooling fins.
Wish I had big ears.

NEED a really tall gf but i am a manlet

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3>1>2

in countries that use metric, how do you order a pint?
"i'll have a 0.56 litre please" sounds weird

completely jewish, the thing they wear is simillar to the ones used in the 60's and isnt oppressive at all.

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Shorter hair

1 beer plz

Disgusting photo, racist saffer cunt.

"i'll take a bottle of coors light thanks buddy"

last night I had a dream about you
in this dream, I'm dancing right beside you
it looked like everyone was having fun
that kinda feeling, I waited so long
don't stop, come a little closer
as we jam, the rhythm gets stronger
there's nothing wrong with just a little little fun
we were dancing all night long
the time is right to put my arms around you
you're feeling right, you wrap your arms around too
but suddenly I feel the shining sun
before I know it
this dream was all gone

what should i watch lads

4>1>2>bin

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you just say beer
they dont really do half pints to need to ask for a more specific amount

I don't recall making this post, but there it is.

GENIUNELY at home on NYE watching Lauren Southern videos haha

it's called un demi, because it's half a litre

There's literally nothing in this film that wasn't in Drive, Her, or the original Blade Runner, and none of those elements really work well with the others because the connecting tissue is all cut out.
Just because it was hyped up as the next memeworthy film doesn't mean defending it's not a circlejerk to justify the hype. Particularly when it's a fact the director's original cut was in fact like two hours longer.