What does Sup Forums think of Bendis?

What does Sup Forums think of Bendis?

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Fuck off

His Daredevil run was great, but everything else was shit. I hate his dialogues and his modern work is atrocious.

Bendis?

ultimate spider man was ok, and the rest of what he has done is just plain fucking terrible

the writer?

The only thing I can read from him now is Spider-Man

Yes, Brian Micheal Bendis, who writes comic books.

I like Brian Michael's Ultimate Spider-Man and his Daredevil, but that's it.

I can't remember his last name to save the life of me. What is it?

Is like Lemire
good with solo characters, especially Street Level ones, awful with team books

I think he should feel ashamed for his X-Men and Guardians of the Galaxy. But he can write a good spiderman, daredevil, wouldnt mind to see him replace Slott.

House of M is his most influential work, the last Secret Wars event, and the last Avengers crossover (the Kubik one, Pleasent Hills) were rip offs of House of M.

black fetish

Brian Miceal Bendis? What kimd of comics does he write?

This joke was never funny. I hate Bendis' writing as much as the next guy but holy shit please kill yourself

Kill ourselves?

like commiting suicide?

rpg is a bitch

He wants us to commit suicide?

Like homicide, but to ourselves?

yeah, like with a gun or some poison?

Honestly can't believe people love his Daredevil and Spider-Man as much as they do. They ENCAPSULATE all of his problems as a writer in an extended format. They're both shit.

He hasn't written anything I've found even bearable in years

But I guess he has comic-writer tenure or something and they can't toss him out

Sure why not. A short bendis story

What is this?

what is what?

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Autism

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He's my daddy

I wish he would leave marvel to go write for DC just to see all the dccucks having to pretend he is the greatest thing ever.

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Guys, can I stop waving my arms like this now? I've been doing it for the last five panels.

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The end

I think they should have a science go wrong in the justice league movie and replace Eisenberg with him.

>Asking Sup Forums what they think about Bendis
We all know what you're doing, OP.

I actually like this scene.

sigh

Just imagine, if Bendis had attended college there'd be archives of people on the Usenet talking shit about his webcomic in the 80's and 90's.

Autism?

Powers (at least for a while), Alias and Daredevil were all great. Currently reading Ultimate Spider-Man, and it's been pretty good so far.

brianmichaelbendis.corgiorgy.com/

I love torso and his daredevil run and I like some of his early creator owned stuff,but it's all downhill after tjat

This

Never 4get

>like an Egyptian Pharaoh

An Egyptian Pharaoh?

Like A Ruler Of Egypt?

Whoah, the Alias creative team!

Did Bendis wrote something else at DC?

You are probably new. This is Bendisspeak, a type of dialogue who Bendis use on almost everything he does.

These are the rules:
>character dialogue is impersonal and ultimately interchangeable
>characters repeat the last statement as a question
>huge panels full of baloons with two or more people just sitting and talking
>Everything goes on and on and on for pages without nothing happening at all.

Add that Bendis fucks continuity, even his own, doesn't care for estabilished character or human reactions, prefers waifus (Kitty Pryde, Spider Man, Luke Cage) over anything else, writes a trillion comics per month, and did almost 50% of the events of the last decade.

Pic related is the core panel of his Uncanny X-Men run, who sums up the 8 numbers epic The Testament Of Charles Xavier. I can barely call it a "story".

You guys only have yourselves to blame. If you think he's that bad then don't buy his comics!

I think that was it.

Do you seriously think that anybody on this board actually buys comics/floppies, let alone Bendis comics?

Like the brain disease?

I've been feasting on Rebirth lately. Nobody wants to spend 4.99 for shitty art and stilted stories.

It kills me whenever we go to the store and my friend picks up some Civil War 2 book.

You ruined her.

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>I was only nine years old
>I loved Bendis so much, I owned all his comics and merchandise
>I pray to Bendis every night, thanking him for the dialogue I have been given
>"Bendis is love", I say, "Bendis is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis
>I respond "I'm a faggot?"
>He says "Yes, you're a faggot"
>I say "But I'm not gay"
>He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay"
>I repond "It's still pretty homophobic"
>He punches me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talking
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels
>I feel something touch me
>2 page spread
>It's Bendis
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Wanna read my latest comic?"
>"Your latest comic?"
>"Yes"
>"You came to my room to show me your latest comic?"
>"Why else would I come?"
>"I thought you were gonna have your way with me"
>"You're 9 years old, anyone who could possibly think that would be twisted freak"
>"A twisted freak?"
>"Yes"
>"Can I just read the comic?"
>"Go ahead"
>He grabs me with his chubby nerd hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open the comic for Bendis
>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis
>I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bendis
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
>My dad walks in
>Bendis looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now"
>"Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops!"
>"...you were suposed to say "It's over now?""
>"Fuck you, what are you doing with my son?"
>"You're no fun"
>Bendis breaks all the toys in my room and drops his mic
Bendis is love, Bendis is life

He's a fine writer if you're new to a character or team, and he can work in a lot of good jokes and banter. But if you read enough you realize that he regularly fucks over existing characterization and development arcs to set up stupid gimmicks or one-panel jokes, and that by the end of his run every character you liked will be reduced to a catty little bitch.

he's in de nile

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nigga, do you even know who you're talking about? He's the master of Marvel, the king of comics, the future Editor-in-Chief. He has 2 shows based on his creations, Powers and Jessica Jones, and someday Mile Morales will be the next Spider-man in movies or TV.

Sorry mate, but Bendis is the King of Marvel. Those on Team Bendis will guard any and all storylines created by Bendis, or expand on it. I mean look at this shit Once he finally runs Marvel, we will enter an era of Bendis continuity. As long as there's a franchise with a movie or TV show, it won't be safe from Bendis Continuity.

He's the future Editor-in-Chief of Marvel, and the other writers at Marvel know it. The ones that aren't with him are off doing Star Wars.

>replace slott

Fucking ew

He's horrible at wide encompassing stories, but does well with small stories and character interactions.

Basically, he's Kevin Smith lite.

>Nobody wants to spend 4.99 for shitty art and stilted stories
That's also Rebirth ya putz

Which issues of Rebirth are $4.99?

I see someone responded before me but please tell us where you're seeing rebirth titles for anything other than 2.99

Nothing.
I prefer not to.