Remember when Peter was molested by his underage step-second-cousin?

Remember when Peter was molested by his underage step-second-cousin?

Wtf. Gimme more details. If that's a boy I'd definitely punch him in the face.

Fuck you

>step-second-cousin?

that means nothing

Fuck you

Stop this

I'm guessing it as incesty as Marvel was willing to go.

Eesh

Weren't Wanda and Pietro closer than appropriate in some versions?

She's Mattie Franklin, a girl. She's JJJ's second-wife's niece and was killed during Grim Hunt.
Here's an unflattering picture of her.

>Peter wasn't able to save her
I'm still a little mad about that, I'm glad Krave was pissed about it too.

Ehh. I've seen worse.

Good

She looks like Ult. Peter. She has his hair.

Have you read any Claremont?

Nuh uh no she won't.

>stupid ass hat
why

I SAW THE PROTECTIVE CUTE DOG SO I'M IMMUNE TO THIS BUT I'M DOING THIS ANYWAY JUST TO SAY FUCK YOU.

It's Bill Cipher I believe

o

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do you even know about ultimate Pietro and Wanda?

it was pretty hot

nigga, that's funny af

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Fuck, it does look like a boy, doesn't it? Why'd you make me see it?

ty cat

THAT'S A MAN BABY!

tyanks for saving my mom

I didn't even know this was a thing.

Wow

Bringing my mother into this is over the line pal. Fuck you.

Stop it

response

fuck you shelldor no baspongis for you

Goddammit

sleep tight pizza

But I love my mama

What is this post?

Good kitty!

STAPH BAZINGA MAN

It's not weird if it happens before they're related through marriage.
If I marry a woman, and then for shenanigans reasons her dad and my mom get together that doesn't make US the weird ones, its in them.

bitch

Fuck you

You bastard. I'm not even black

AUGH

Thanks cat

Sheldon you fucker.

Faggot.

She looks like my neighbor.

what was this

Not the first time he got molested.

who wins?

kitty

SOMEMEBODY TELL ME WHAT IT WAS

It must have been that pic that says they will DELET IT after some time.

Arn't i right.

>While on a first date, Mattie is slipped a date rape drug. Since by this time she has completely lost the toxin resistance power she absorbed from Jessica Drew, she is rendered senseless. A small time drug dealer then exploits her to produce a drug called Mutant Growth Hormone, as well as using her for prostitution. In order to keep her prisoner, he regularly doses her with psychoactive drugs. Private investigator Jessica Jones, with the help of Jessica Drew, rescues Mattie and returns her to Jonah and Marla. Mattie goes through counseling in order to get over her dependence on the drugs with which she was sedated

who wrote this shit???

Bendis.
It's in Alias.

Bendis?

This is clearly fake

This is not real

Byrne man bringing his pedophilia into mainstream comics

I wonder if skip ever dressed as batman the same year Peter dressed up as the Joker

Just had a coworker that looks like this loudly announce that she's carrying my child

Why you impregnate her
?

Why

It was probably the BBT Sheldon with the text "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't respond to this post"

Fuck off

Ultimates, where everything goes to get fucked up

Seriously?

Jesus Christ, is there any way in which Peter Parker HASN'T suffered?

>In a John Byrne comic

ya don't say.

If they would have ran with a storyline where Pete has an affair with Mattie Franklin and becomes a kid diddler that would have still been better than The Next Chapter

Who?

Beat me to it.

7/10 i feel gullible

Marvel conferm that is not canon

Bendis, the writer.

Spider-man: pedophile or child abuser?

He seems to be the child-abusee.

Brian Michael?

Brian Michael. Bendis.

Who?

Bendis. You know, Bendis.

How bad could the Next Chapter be that you'd prefer that?

Bendis? Billy Bendis?

Fuck you.

>that time Carol Danvers' boyfriend turned out to be her son from the future and that he'd impregnated her with himself and she was okay with it.

Brian.

>A small time drug dealer then exploits her to produce a drug called Mutant Growth Hormone

They cannibalized her.

Like, literally cut off pieces of her flesh and somehow cooked them into the drug.

Brian Michael Benis XD

why is she dressed like flat chested flat assed Psylocke?

Byrne used her as his own little fetish doll and kept giving her different costumes, as well as having her experience things like vore.

Thanks cute kitty

Is there no end to his depravity?

Oh god i remember Skin and Bone.

Victims often become abusers themselves. It's a vicious cycle.

Thank you. I'm free.

I think Bendis also recently did the same thing to Dazzler. Like said, maybe Bendis was a kidnapping victim at one point and someone cut off pieces of him to create bad dialogue. This is how he copes with the trauma.

She died? Poor girl had a hard time. I only know her from Alias. Did she did long after that? What should I run to find out about what happened to her, she actually interests me a little, as do a few of the more under-dog heroines.

She dies to kick off Grim Hunt I believe.

She had her own series. Main appearances are Next Chapter and that

You could try Loners by Cebulski
But be warned: while the series is good, the end is shit, with a lot of plots left unconcluded

Spider-Man ever bang someone with his mask on?