Which horror monsters would make the best VS kino?
Which horror monsters would make the best VS kino?
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is that the the ring girl? whos the other one?
The Grudge girl
Cenobytes vs Freddy Krueger
wait so is there a torrent yet? is this good? where are the webms?
It Follows vs The Guest
>read the synopsis
jesus what a retarded story, but then again scary movies usually make no sense.
Is there a torrent? Is it worth watching?
>is this good?
nigga please
but i thought anything from gookland was good
Grudge girl
but it doesn't matter anymore
Leatherface vs Hellraiser
I think Hellraiser is a pretty cool guy. Eh shows you such sight and doesn't afraid of anything.
why does it not matter anymore
I'm amazed Leatherface versus Jason hasn't been done
they formed into one super ghost
Lmfao. I mean Pinhead vs Texas Chainsaw Massacre Man but you knew that.
So it kills you if you go in the house or watch the tape?
Jason is an unstoppable 7'2 undead behemoth.
Leatherface is a retarded chubby redneck.
Chucky vs Puppet Master
If you watch the tape IN the house, I Guess.
POLTERGEIST VS THE GRUDGE
Chucky vs Freddy
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clint--oh, wait...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHahahHhahahHahaha
Babadook vs Nosferatu
lel, faggot
It throws a house on you if you so much as see the tape.
But is any western horror icon a bad enough dude to get a deal with Hello Kitty?
Freddy vs Pennywise
haha :D:DDD
Predator vs Alien
Wasn't the Bombadook just the mom trying to kill her kid because he caused the death of her chad bf?
Hannibal vs Jigsaw
It Follows Ghost vs Crystal Lake campers.
Yes but it's a vs franchise so ignore that
Bumbaclot vs Nosferatu could be great
The creeper vs Jason
Micheal myers vs the Blair witch
The Tall Man from Phantasm vs. Candyman
The little girl from the ring vs jason
Jason vs 10,000 lesbian vampires
A possesed little girl vs the ring girl
yogie bear vs werewolves
texas chainsaw vs hills have eyes
lesbian vampires vs the hills have eyes
Johnny bravo on barbiturates vs lesbian vampires
I got all weekend
Birdemic vs The Birds
Remake Aliens, except instead of a marine squad they send in Jason to defeat the aliens
Rosie O'donnell vs. Steve Bannon
lol
I'd like to see a marvel zombies movie, I always enjoyed those comics
The Punisher vs every slasher villain
batman vs predators
Bugs VS Xeno
Jason vs every single one of these garbage horror villains from the past 15-10 years. Teach these fucking cunts a lesson.
Anyone else surprised how good Sadako vs Kayako was?
It was better than all the Grudge movies, which are just vignettes of random people dying. It was better than the Ring 3D movies, which were just jump scares.
I was expecting total cheese and camp. The scene with the bullies going into Kayako's house was better than anything from the Grudge movies.
>Jason and the Blair Witch have an entirely off-screen battle
Jason vs that guy from I Know What You Did Last Summer
>It ends with Jason fucking the witch and birthing a new killer
...
>kills Jigsaw with his own traps
>Smashes Sadako's head into a TV
>Strangles Kayako and drowns her in the bathtub
>Rips out Jeepers Creepers dude's tongue and burns him to death in his own cornfield
Wishmaster vs Leprechaun
Evil Dead vs Pumpkinhead
Critters vs Gremlins
Chucky vs Puppet Master
Fright Night vs Salem's Lot
Insidious vs The Conjuring
REC vs Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Silent Hill vs Krampus
You have my curiosity.
Haunted house vs haunted house
...
Predator vs Boba Fett
Jason vs Micheal Myers vs the CIA
Shocker (Horace Pinker) vs Freddy Krueger
Dracula vs Ifrit
Chucky vs Leprechaun
make it happen, hollywood
literally the plot of the movie is some dumbasss watches the tape in the house
>Ifrit
who?
Shocker Vs the Ring
jason was such a fun character in mkx jeez
He's a psychotic redneck cannibal. But Jason would make short work out of pretty much anyon except Dracula or someone who couls backhand him so hard he lands in the next county
kek
The ring girl and a haunted house fighting over who gets to kill the inhabitants
where do i watch this?
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>they get stuck in the screen trying to get out at the same time
>channels keep changing and I'm just trying to watch dr. phil
Jason and Dracula probably have comparable strength, Dracula's about as physically strong as around 20 or so people which I think is in the same ballpark as Jason.
No.
It's incredibly boring for like 99% of the film. You're better off just watching the trailers, as the few actually fun scenes in the movie are in there pretty much verbatim.
It's an Arabic fire demon. I haven't seen one outside of True Blood. But I think it's be a cool Vlad Tepes vs Ottoman set up.
Why not just take it to the next level
>The Amytiville House vs the Overlook Hotel
Which is more powerful
20 men or 2000 bats?
Fair enough but Dracula also has the infernal powers of hell at his disposal. It'd be cool to see Jason wade through Drac's "children of the night" and get into a serious supernatural slobberknocker where Dracula takes on all his various forms. Dracula was a general and contender for the throne before being cursed. It'd be a hell of a scene
No, the plot is some stupid girl watches the tape and she calls for help to a paranormal exorcist and his loli assistant and they come up with the brilliant plant to watch the tape IN the house so that both ghosts duke it out and cancel each other.
>Dracula chilling at home
>finds video tape
>pops it into dvd/vhs player combo
>see what looks to be a very small tower
>see little girl crawl out
>thinks, "she'd make a nice bride"
>Dracula does his best to hit on her and make her his al la peppie le pew
>she is put off and runs away
>Dracula follows her around to all her victims hitting on her
The real question is: Is dracula a pedo and does he get the girl?
This is a horror/romcon
11/9 kino
>Dracula chilling at home
>finds video tape
You lost me there
could be its deadliest hunt or its greatest threat.
I second an Evil Dead vs Pumpkinhead. They're already in the same locale. Ash pisses off some hillbillies who summon PH and. he spends a good hour destroying it with a shotgun.
Fine
>Dracula out looking for poon
>finds girl in house watching video tape
Dracula vs San Francisco would be a better movie, ending in an ironic twist of fate how the one thing he loved(drinking blood), is what ultimately killed him in the end.
There you go
So what he actually needed was a liberal hipster non-binary genderfluid bf?
Nazis vs jason
turns out they team up and kill all the jews
How would Ash fare in Silent Hill?
he'd fuck shit up and a tree would rape pyramid head, but not before an epic battle
>not to mention all those catch phrases and one liners
There was a Mexican vampire movie and the bloodsucker put little condoms on his teeth before biting down.
Ash is probably one of a handful of characters who could stumble through Silent Hill and come out ahining on the other side. Unlimited shotgun blasts,chainsaw arm and a minor (dismal) understanding of dark arts. He would make the situation way worse though
The Thing vs Aliens
>Wishmaster vs Leprechaun
Kino
aliens vs predators vs jason
Alien VS Predator
Oh wait..
dat morphic field
The Aliens haven't a way of winning that one. They don't even put up a fight.
So much for perfect organism.
Alien Vs Predator Vs Terminator Vs Robocop.
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>Thing clones Alien's corrosive blood and just corrodes itself into nonexistence
Godzilla vs Leviathan (Hellraiser), since Zilla went to hell in the comics. Don't know what the plot would be, I just want Godzilla to shoot a laser at Leviathan
OR for the sake of being a bit practical, Godzilla vs a a giant xenomorph that fuses with Space Godzilla. Maybe the giant zilla xenomorph bursts out of the chest of SG after he crashes to Earth
Godzilla is my favorite movie monster lmao I just love to watch him fight
The Xenos would be able to tell that Thing wasn't one of them and they'd rip it to shreds. Of course then they'd be infected and some other Xenomorphs would do the same thing until both the hive and Thing were finished.