MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES

ITS THE SEASON FINALE. GET IN HERE.

I'M READY!

come on yung hee having her period
come on yung hee bath
come on something

>real deezy
hoooooly shit

LIVE ACTION WHAT?

Mike is hype

Deezy looks familiar ass fuck

I fucking love pigeon.

Tyson looks like he would be a cool guy to hang out with

>Gotta watch out, people stereotype people here.

God i love Norm, I want him to bend my tight supple ass over and breed my boipussy

Best mystery ever

OH LORD

They reminds me of my memaw and pappap

well that's.. new.

HA HA! Ghost farts.

Im in love with Yun

gaaaasp

from the preview, he said he fucked her right in front of them, but since he didn't... their reaction was kiiiind of fucked up

whoa, steve brule season 4 finally?

>She's a ghost

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

>that music

>le big twist spoiled by [as] promos

reeeeee

What'd they say about the daughter?

Why is Steve Brule so superior to Tim&Eric?

She's been dead for 20 years.

>we believe our customers deserve quality
>that's why we engaged in an almost illegal merger between companies who already had a very illegal anticompetitive price-fixing cartel in which customers were divided up by location so they have no choice
>Spectrum! we're changing our name so we can ditch our bad PR.
wow did they just show a naked toddler in a commercial? bout time

I thought it was 6?

>walking taco

That's... one way to advertise it.

I wasn't paying close attention point is that bitch is dead.

tim and eric kinda run into overexaggeration as time goes on. actually check it out season 3 was already getting kinda grossly weird.
i heard 15.. or 11?

It is 6.

How do you even have sex with a ghost? Unless it's just like him jacking himself off or something.

but they've all died before, wouldn't they know this?

>I said it before and I'll say it again.

>first thing that happens when you die is they shake you and tell you not to fuck the living

Marquis fucking losing it

Marcus is losing it

holy shit

BASED FUCKING MARQUESS

>just his phone

For pete's sake, Mike.

>the different types of ghosts have died multiple times
ha. that's neat.

Holy shit. That gag

this show is great

I'd destroy the universe to fuck a ghost.

There are several kinds of Ghost in the Tysonverse, they encountered a poltergeist that murdered an entire family that can't be touched but it can apparently murder people.

>She's only figuratively dead to her parents

>it's his ringtone

I fucking love Mike

>tfw God was saying all that mean shit to Maquess because he's gay
that no-fucking rule isnt even real isnt it

our daughter's been DEAD TO US for SIX YEARS

>She's not actually dead
Well color me surprised

>is that my phone
i laughed
and then i REALLY laughed holy shit

where the fuck does she strip in this town anyway
ahaaaaa.. the ol doublebluff
the real question is how the shit a pigeon has sex with a human

>she was a stripper the entire time

Fucking amazing

>Giving head and making pies

this fucking show

>Giving head shop

>The Italian restaurant is also the strip club

>son

Fucking kek.

why the shit do people think yung's a boy. i mean asians are androgynous yeah but that makes you think the boys are girls, not t'other way 'round

that episode with the haunted house was great

I wish it didn't end so abruptly. Watching Marques freak out over Sadako was hilarious.

THERE'S A STRIP CLUB BEHIND PARME.

I love this farmer

>she's an hour and forty five minutes late to a four hour shift

That's not how androgyny really works.

>Xxxtra Parme
This episode is great

hehehe, because he's good at handjobs. i guess

....wait huh?

cunnilingus, why do you think the bird never shuts up?

this fucking show

TRIPLE BLUFF

T R I P L E

B L U F F

SHE LITERALLY SEVERS DICKS AND PUTS THEM INTO PIES

THESE FUCKING TWIST HOLY SHIT MY SIDES

HOLY GOD OH SHIT NO.

>she bakes penises into pies

JESUS CHRIST

>it does that from time to time

this fucking show man

well that escalated quickly

>yet another twist to her story
FWAHahaha
>150 year old what appears to be a walther p38
uh

Just silently stripping in an empty strip club.

Zombie horse?

or did Jun shoot it in the wrong place

it really is. female is the default.
>horse stomps them to death
well..

>OUR DAUGHTERS BEEN DEAD FOR SIX YEARS

>no wait shes actually FIGURATIVELY dead to us because she's a stripper

>NO IT'S NOT SHE'S FIGURATIVELY DEAD TO US BECAUSE SHE'S A STRIPPER IT'S BECAUSE SHE SEVERS DICKS AND BAKES THEM INTO PIES

this show is fucking demented i love it

what the fuck!?

>3 more penises

JESUS CHRIST

mike sounds weird
>haircut
uhh that's by definition the most feminine, neotenic haircut there is.
>and a truck
well

i wish this show was a half hour all the time

RATE THE FINALE
RATE THE SEASON

THIS EPISODE:10/10

Oh my god I'm weezing

>it really is. female is the default.

No it really isn't. Androgyny goes both ways, boys who likes like girls and vice versa are both androgynous.

And then everyone just gets killed by Lady, who apparently ran miles out of the farm to XXX Parm to kill Anabelle specifically.

no Tina, this isn't like your fanfiction.
fraid not mate. things are feminine until something makes them masculine. babies are feminine.

I love these dark endings

Why was that Goat on the roof?

>Lady stomped the nice old couple to death
>Then ran across town to stomp their daughter to death

>Be free
>Immediately gets hit by a truck
This show is better than it has any fucking right to be.

Anyone have the music for this bump? Why doesn't Bumpworthy update anymore?

she lived in the barn with the horse, it clearly was sick of her shit

Maybe Lady's a stallion and Anabelle's the one that castrated him?

10\10
learned about bird dicks

>fraid not mate. things are feminine until something makes them masculine. babies are feminine.

Dude what, where the fuck do you live where people think that

bumpworthys uploading system fucked up permanently

great finale

tyson mysteries is the only show that feels like classic adult swim

>tfw this probably won't get renewed for another season.

MySides/11

Biologically speaking he is correct, Google it

they gave this current season 20 episodes and a weekday rerun slot, i think itll come back

Well,we said that last time. Maybe we'll get another surprise?

Funny thing is, not all birds even have dicks. They just spray spunk out of their cloaca. Yeah. Only 2 birds I know have dicks. Ostriches, and Ducks.

It's okay though, because Mr. Pickles, Tim&Eric, and fox leftover will be here to fill the block for us.