ITS THE SEASON FINALE. GET IN HERE.
MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES
I'M READY!
come on yung hee having her period
come on yung hee bath
come on something
>real deezy
hoooooly shit
LIVE ACTION WHAT?
Mike is hype
Deezy looks familiar ass fuck
I fucking love pigeon.
Tyson looks like he would be a cool guy to hang out with
>Gotta watch out, people stereotype people here.
God i love Norm, I want him to bend my tight supple ass over and breed my boipussy
Best mystery ever
OH LORD
They reminds me of my memaw and pappap
well that's.. new.
HA HA! Ghost farts.
Im in love with Yun
gaaaasp
from the preview, he said he fucked her right in front of them, but since he didn't... their reaction was kiiiind of fucked up
whoa, steve brule season 4 finally?
>She's a ghost
Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
>that music
>le big twist spoiled by [as] promos
reeeeee
What'd they say about the daughter?
Why is Steve Brule so superior to Tim&Eric?
She's been dead for 20 years.
>we believe our customers deserve quality
>that's why we engaged in an almost illegal merger between companies who already had a very illegal anticompetitive price-fixing cartel in which customers were divided up by location so they have no choice
>Spectrum! we're changing our name so we can ditch our bad PR.
wow did they just show a naked toddler in a commercial? bout time
I thought it was 6?
>walking taco
That's... one way to advertise it.
I wasn't paying close attention point is that bitch is dead.
tim and eric kinda run into overexaggeration as time goes on. actually check it out season 3 was already getting kinda grossly weird.
i heard 15.. or 11?
It is 6.
How do you even have sex with a ghost? Unless it's just like him jacking himself off or something.
but they've all died before, wouldn't they know this?
>I said it before and I'll say it again.
>first thing that happens when you die is they shake you and tell you not to fuck the living
Marquis fucking losing it
Marcus is losing it
holy shit
BASED FUCKING MARQUESS
>just his phone
For pete's sake, Mike.
>the different types of ghosts have died multiple times
ha. that's neat.
Holy shit. That gag
this show is great
I'd destroy the universe to fuck a ghost.
There are several kinds of Ghost in the Tysonverse, they encountered a poltergeist that murdered an entire family that can't be touched but it can apparently murder people.
>She's only figuratively dead to her parents
>it's his ringtone
I fucking love Mike
>tfw God was saying all that mean shit to Maquess because he's gay
that no-fucking rule isnt even real isnt it
our daughter's been DEAD TO US for SIX YEARS
>She's not actually dead
Well color me surprised
>is that my phone
i laughed
and then i REALLY laughed holy shit
where the fuck does she strip in this town anyway
ahaaaaa.. the ol doublebluff
the real question is how the shit a pigeon has sex with a human
>she was a stripper the entire time
Fucking amazing
>Giving head and making pies
this fucking show
>Giving head shop
>The Italian restaurant is also the strip club
>son
Fucking kek.
why the shit do people think yung's a boy. i mean asians are androgynous yeah but that makes you think the boys are girls, not t'other way 'round
that episode with the haunted house was great
I wish it didn't end so abruptly. Watching Marques freak out over Sadako was hilarious.
THERE'S A STRIP CLUB BEHIND PARME.
I love this farmer
>she's an hour and forty five minutes late to a four hour shift
That's not how androgyny really works.
>Xxxtra Parme
This episode is great
hehehe, because he's good at handjobs. i guess
....wait huh?
cunnilingus, why do you think the bird never shuts up?
this fucking show
TRIPLE BLUFF
T R I P L E
B L U F F
SHE LITERALLY SEVERS DICKS AND PUTS THEM INTO PIES
THESE FUCKING TWIST HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
HOLY GOD OH SHIT NO.
>she bakes penises into pies
JESUS CHRIST
>it does that from time to time
this fucking show man
well that escalated quickly
>yet another twist to her story
FWAHahaha
>150 year old what appears to be a walther p38
uh
Just silently stripping in an empty strip club.
Zombie horse?
or did Jun shoot it in the wrong place
it really is. female is the default.
>horse stomps them to death
well..
>OUR DAUGHTERS BEEN DEAD FOR SIX YEARS
>no wait shes actually FIGURATIVELY dead to us because she's a stripper
>NO IT'S NOT SHE'S FIGURATIVELY DEAD TO US BECAUSE SHE'S A STRIPPER IT'S BECAUSE SHE SEVERS DICKS AND BAKES THEM INTO PIES
this show is fucking demented i love it
what the fuck!?
>3 more penises
JESUS CHRIST
mike sounds weird
>haircut
uhh that's by definition the most feminine, neotenic haircut there is.
>and a truck
well
i wish this show was a half hour all the time
RATE THE FINALE
RATE THE SEASON
THIS EPISODE:10/10
Oh my god I'm weezing
>it really is. female is the default.
No it really isn't. Androgyny goes both ways, boys who likes like girls and vice versa are both androgynous.
And then everyone just gets killed by Lady, who apparently ran miles out of the farm to XXX Parm to kill Anabelle specifically.
no Tina, this isn't like your fanfiction.
fraid not mate. things are feminine until something makes them masculine. babies are feminine.
I love these dark endings
Why was that Goat on the roof?
>Lady stomped the nice old couple to death
>Then ran across town to stomp their daughter to death
>Be free
>Immediately gets hit by a truck
This show is better than it has any fucking right to be.
Anyone have the music for this bump? Why doesn't Bumpworthy update anymore?
she lived in the barn with the horse, it clearly was sick of her shit
Maybe Lady's a stallion and Anabelle's the one that castrated him?
10\10
learned about bird dicks
>fraid not mate. things are feminine until something makes them masculine. babies are feminine.
Dude what, where the fuck do you live where people think that
bumpworthys uploading system fucked up permanently
great finale
tyson mysteries is the only show that feels like classic adult swim
>tfw this probably won't get renewed for another season.
MySides/11
Biologically speaking he is correct, Google it
they gave this current season 20 episodes and a weekday rerun slot, i think itll come back
Well,we said that last time. Maybe we'll get another surprise?
Funny thing is, not all birds even have dicks. They just spray spunk out of their cloaca. Yeah. Only 2 birds I know have dicks. Ostriches, and Ducks.
It's okay though, because Mr. Pickles, Tim&Eric, and fox leftover will be here to fill the block for us.