I have no friends

I have no friends.

Some people have it worse than you

I have friends, but they only exist in my head.

But do you have T-I-G-E-R-S?

fuck my japanese robot just exploded

True. You could be the fatherless offspring of a sex tourist.

We have C-H-E-E-S-E

I wonder if his sister lust for him?

Good. Friends are the burden.

Too bad you don't have S-P-A-C-E

We can play vidyas any day you want user.

Steam ID?

>400 ping for one of you
are you into masochism

My brother gets 16 ping in League of Legends. Stop making up shit.

> no friends
they always tell you no?

>400 ping for one of you

Ok so average day of gaming then?

Just shut the fuck up my man

Sup Forums is your friend Funland

the reincarnation of the supreme gentleman

I had those too but I killed them all.

JUST my exploded japanese fuck robot

That's cause he plays in Oce servers. IF you want to play with a Russian you must use different server. Not hard to understand?

i dont even

I don't play the game. How the fuck should I know how it works?

My wife is my only friend.

We are your friends.

me too

I like you, you just need to drink a little less, get rid of that paranoia and generally learn to behave around other people.

I have no grace.

You don’t need to play games to understand how internet works you dumb dingus

Don't ever reply to me again.

I have exactly 1 friend and he's a total normie but very kind. Weird feel

> when your friend contacts you first

I hate my life. I'm a loveless asshole who will spend his entire existence alone. I wish I was someone else.