What did Jerry mean by this?

what did Jerry mean by this?

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He despises gentiles and doesn't want them touching him.

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Thought she was a random weirdo. If he knew it was Kesha he probably would've hugged. Yes it's still her fault for assuming he'd know who she was.

>I know I'm the golden jew but also afraid of germs from sluts

This whole thing felt like a scene straight out of the show desu.

he didnt want an std

not kosher

>If he knew it was Kesha he probably would've hugged.
Well if He knew she was Kesha, and she already accused of rape to 2 different guys, He better run.

There's an episode of Seinfeld about complete strangers getting too close to Jerry and trying to touch him. He doesn't like it

he just didn't

neurotic jew who is famously a germophobe does not want a hug, shocking.

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THICC

>hank hill ass
too much coke

Lol

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he's a jerk.

That's the saddest fucking ass I have ever scene. It's like a dead puppy wrapped in a bikini bottom.

>Not giving out hugs to randos makes you a jerk

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Jerry knows a satanic succubus when he sees one. Check out the pentagrams on 'her' jacket.

'She' has admitted to being a satanist btw:
youtu.be/Xxc-po2bLRI

>some random person you don't know just walks up to you and asks for a hug
I'd also say no, tbqh.

t. cuck

roasties btfo!!

yeah that's a tranny

he's a funny jerk though

Thanks. I heard out this on the radio and kept forgetting to look it up.

Jerry only fucks the chosen ones

can someone edit the video so it ends like a seinfeld episode with the credits over freeze frame and theme.

thankyou.

>nailing a high school senior
how did they even meet? was he just lurking around the school like a creep?

who is that

probably had a gig there and spotted her fat tits while on stage

Sure thing. I uploaded it here. Thank me later.


www.meatspin.com

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Jerry is gay and doesn't want girl cooties.

at least try and trick me into clicking the link user.

horrible.

thanks great link man

Couldn't have been that bad, got a reply out of you none the less

I have a larger ass than her and I'm a guy

accumulating replies isnt like karma, go to reddit for that.

good question is
is seinfeld an evil ashkenazi jew or a good true jew infiltrating the ranks of the evils of hollywood?

t. Reddit

gaga wins this round

The Sein clearly does not tolerate fridges.

Do you hug everyone who ask for hugs?

He doesn't even know who Kesha is and doesn't hug random strangers because he's not an idiot.

>being asked for hugs

get out normie

>my friends don't
suuure

>DID SOMEBODY SAY FRIDGE?

>evading the question
(You) are retarded
holy shit

The """(((journalist)))""" is clearly just jelly af. Look at those titties.

>strange bitch treats Seinfeld like he's a dog and can be hugged on or petted at will
>based Seinfeld sets it straight

I'm not evading the question, I'm saying the question is completely inapplicable

that's still evading it

>""""""""""""""""shocking site""""""""""""""""
>It doesn't even work

Seinfeld said in a statement that he doesn't hug people he doesn't know, which is completely understandable in my opinion

>a successful man doesn't allow any given slut to invade his personal space
>Sup Forums virgin beta males lose their shit at the thought of never submitting to the will of any random bitch giving you any kind of attention

Is her last name Maytag

That's the complete opposite of evading it, it's literally taking the question head on and saying it's fundamentally flawed.

that sums it up pretty well.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chloe is still cute tho

Unfortunately, Jerry done exactly what Kesha wanted him to do. Kesha is so desperate for attention that she does this because she knows that there will be articles written about her.

Actually, user, the jerk store just called and said they were running out of you.

>>a normal person doesn't allow any given person to invade his personal space

FTFY, but yeah I agree with you, the easiest way to spot someone with low selfsteem is start invading his personal space, it's the usual test made by bullies to bully kids or by girls to reject betas.

That's almost impressive, the lines of her body form a perfect square

I did this once at a wedding we were all in line to hug the bride and soon as it was my turn I was just like Jerry.

Only recently discovered I'm a fucking autist so now I know what's wrong with me.

Everyone looked at me like I was a freak, they were right.

come on lads the pic on the right has to be a shoop

you're allowed to be a jerk though.

we need to stop rejecting betas and start gassing them

Jerry is famous for not liking to hug other people, is somewhat of a germaphobe and he's over 60 fucking years old, he can refuse some stranger who wants to take a selfie with him in front of the press. He's also a guy who isn't afraid to be brusque or to break social conventions if he feels they violate his own personal code.

If you knew anything about him you'd know this already, why is this even a big deal? Is there really a Kesha internet defense force?

well there's a contrarian force which doesn't actually have convictions. that would make them feel vulnerable.

jerry and I share the same oppai loli tastes.

this. and he is on record.

youtube.com/watch?v=s45JT_-7v24

boobs

He thinks it’s not kosher
Fundamentally he can’t take it
You know he really hates it

OHHH SHIT

This can't be real... I almost want to fap because of how fucking strange this is.

post boipucci

what's a Kesha?

typical jew likes baby veal

I do.

>If he knew it was Kesha he probably would've hugged.
don't think so.

I'm a dude and I have a more hourglass-like figure than that.

where can I find the whole interview? seems interesting.

No learning
No hugging
It is that simple

Is this post-ironic shitposting, or post-post-ironic shitposting?

post shit ironic shitting

Sup Forums will stop existing user

Jerry gets so much pussy since Bee Movie he has no time for regular sluts.

Close enough
youtube.com/watch?v=esSlOhbV6VM

I love the "Oh, I wish her the best" cause it gives off either he still doesn't know who Kesha was or still didn't give a shit

This is gold.

I am 99% sure he didn't know who kesha was after the reporter told him that, why would he?
>60 something year old dude doesn't know some has been pop star
shocking, I know

lel that vid works well

this has to be shopped what the fuck

i understood that reference_captain.gif

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>Chloe is still cute tho
to a faggot homo.

>this is a 10/10 in burgerland

#BTFO