It is not by chance that we have met, as we have done aeons ago. As ancient as man is our struggle, my old foe. Prepare...

It is not by chance that we have met, as we have done aeons ago. As ancient as man is our struggle, my old foe. Prepare... For DEATH!

HYEEEAAAAAH!

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Dubs and OP dies

Look at that dogs smug fucking face, like "what are you gonna do kick me? You got two legs and I've got four bitch"

YOU FIGHT WELL, IN THE OLD STYLE
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET
THE WHISPER

HERE COMES MY SHAOLIN STYLE

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nothin personell....holly....

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Someone pls post foodbowl webm

I would shoot this dumb pygmy conman if he so much as touched my dog tbqh familia

Reroll for this

>not posting the original

If your dog is bad enough that he has to do this, you should probably be the one who gets shot.

He'd punch you in the throat before you could pull the trigger.

Not gonna lie, former Cesar Milan fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Cesar crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get near our dogs.

my dog is a good boy, Cesar is a manlet spic. I could beat him to death with one arm (his)

He'd be Mozambique drilled before he lifted a finger, sweetie.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Holly.

Kek sure holly

Awwww, that's so cute pumpkin. I sleep quite well knowing that if a 4 foot tall middle aged dog trainer came within 500 feet of me he'd be dead before he even realized what killed him. This is an 18+ website btw, sweetpea. I think you need to go back to r/movies where you belong. Okay honey? Alright sugar, you're dismissed.

>Cesar is a manlet spic. I could beat him to death with one arm (his)
ummm I don't think so sweetie

>peabrained virgin thinks I'm his garbage waifu
That is sooooooo cute LOL!
You need to find someone desperate enough for your micropeen before you shoot something up, little boy. Shoo shoo.

Dogs are animals of peace!

youtube.com/watch?v=EZHx4Q8Zrhk

>5'5"
I remember when I was that tall in elementary school. That's just sad!

Stop getting mad at dogs

Now I'm tempted to make my own edit, but I'm not very confident in my shopping skills

>going full tumblr because you got BTFO

pathetic

This child is illiterate too, how cute! :)

You'll get there one day, champ. Just stick with 3rd grade, it gets easier I promise. Okay cupcake? Go read Dr Seuss, you'll get the hanf of it one day, darling.

Just b urself

You sound like a grandma

>t-t-tumblr!
>no real retort
The only one BTFO are you manlets for
A.) being born a manlet
B.) defending middle aged manlets OTI for free out of insecurity

any jojo related memes yet?

nah, kill yourself weeb

That was my first post in this thread, perhaps you need to learn how to use Sup Forums to avoid another embarrassment like this? Just accept your BTFO and move on

Fuck you chat photocock
I'll see what I can do, don't expect much

Why do dogs always come up to me? What do I have to offer them? They come up, and never bark, do some sniffing maybe and I scruff on their head while their owner apologizes and kind of look at me like they want my dick if they have vaginas.

What is it? Why do dogs like me? Is it respect or fear? Is it because I look them in their eyes?

I've only had one dog that barked at me in my life, when I looked at it the dog shut up. Doberman.

Why is this a meme now?

tl;dr

Not my fault you'd get your ass kicked by a Mexican Manley.

t. manlet
>That was my first post
t. pathetic manlet trying to pretend more than 2 people agree with "him"

You need to remember this isn't Reddit like you're used to, dumplin. We don't have usernames to see who is who, that's why it's called Anonymous. Okay honeybunches? I think you need to go back to r/the_donald because, well, you're not welcome ITT you reddit-loving hairless, prepubescent child.

>pic related
It's (You)

You definetly have that writing style down.

>calls others illiterate
>can't spell

top kek

We're in Holly's America now.

>he doesn't know how to tell people apart on Sup Forums

You're just showing off how new you are

Oooh you're calling him manly now are you, you phoneposting faggot? Lmao. Just stop, it's sad.

Maybe if you stood on top of him you might match my height. It still wouldn't be a fair fight at all.

>out drinking last saturday night
>walking home
>see a yellow lab tied up outside a convenient store waiting for its owner
>sneak up behind it and karate chop its neck
>run away as fast as i can before the owner comes out

Heh, nothing personal kid...

what's the name of that stance again?

>is it because I look them in their eyes

Dogs hate that shit. You are full of it.

>no argument
>nitpick typo
Just sad, you can stop embarrassing yourself, cupcake.

You children sound all the same tbvh, I know you are a post 2012 veteran but you don't need to flaunt it! ;)
We have a old fag right here folks, check it out!

Embarrassing

stop looking at my cock, dog.

I'm 5 feet from my computer on my television.
Not gonna waste my time to get up and reply to you on there when I can do it from Clover.

>not detecting sweetieposting
is sweetieposting the next big meme?

>being BTFO so bad you samefag
Just... just stop kiddo.

That dog looks high as fuck.

Here are videos of dogs high as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=hvRfAnNtULw

>haha I'm just pretending to be an effeminate nu-male honest!

sure thing buddy

t. 13yo who can't browse Sup Forums on the family computer after mommy put on the netnanny

>spongebob
This is a 18+ site only, munchkin. Go back to r/movies or 9gag.

Wew lad

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>8888

>cringey spic memes

christ you just get more pathetic by the second

>I-I-I'm n-n-n-n-not g-g-g-g-g-getting b-b-b-BTFO
>I-I-I-I j-j-just can't t-think of a-anything t-t-t-to s-say
A manlet AND you're autistic, typical!

Awwwwwwww I thought you were a old fag that could discern the difference between users!

You just outed yourself as an underage, redditor tourist. Feel free to stop embarrassing yourself further, you're just making me and my friends laugh out loud IRL.

Mate, you need to stop.

Child, you need to gb2 your home site reddit.org/r/movies

You obviously don't belong here if you're this easily triggered, sweetie pie.

>"Cesar, I think he remembers you"

You need to stop trying to force your meme, honey-bun. No one thinks it's funny, except redditors and 9gaggers.

>being this mad because he didn't invent cesarposting
Back to red dit with you.

just reading that title made me laugh

>being this mad a 4channer called your reddit drivel out
Feel free to bow out instead of wasting your time spamming this every day, sugar plum

Sure thing ;^)

You're gonna ruin the sweetie pie meme, faggot. Here's your (you)

This is what passes for banter?

>American """""""'"humour"""""""""""

*drinks your water*

fuck, if i was a dog, i'd submit.

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Why did Cesar rape Holly? Was that really necessary

Thank you

I might go back and redo Holly
But yeah, it's cool

I have never met an aggressive lab. How do you fuck up your dog this badly?