>mfw first country in Americas to join 2018
Mfw first country in Americas to join 2018
Wrong, that's France, Britain and the Netherlands.
Greenland is partly in UTC, dude. They're like two hours ahead of your easternmost parts.
nobody cares
>Bonobos and favela gibbons are already ringing on the new year before you
Depressing
congrats
Americas
their colonies, asshole
Fuck the colonies, who cares about those small and insignificant colonies?
>mfw first (semi) relevant country to join 2018
I care about our cute colonies
Also wrong. America is first, Guam and Samoa.
Is it good?
N-NANI !?
Dah. Europe comes second to America again Pierre, I'm sorry to say.
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wait
I forgot about French Polynesia :^)
Wrong side of the line frogbro, sorry.
Also US owns Wake Island so they're still first.
Damnit.
You almost had it with New Caledonia but Wake Island screwed you again.
Wrong. See America is first, France is second.