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New Years Edition

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Last fap of the year

yeet

This year, I'll get my cock sucked

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i have enough time to rub a few more out for 2017

is this codeword for cucked

not that bad

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No it's codeword for wanting to get your cock sucked.

lewd

also
>implying a lain edition would be new year's related

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i hope all jannies have a wonderful 2018

Asian pride worldwide

savage
youtube.com/watch?v=wvWD-E-gbkk

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New years is for gays

youtube.com/watch?v=9_EEHPzfJ5g

is a new year
best coast
first post

>tfw got the first /cum/post of the year two times in a row
too bad time isn't real

oh nvm
wrong thread

>when you left bf in bed saying it's all fine
>you're drunk as fuck and want to illegally move to canada with him

Happy new years from the east coast boyo's. May you 2018 be better than your 2017.

bit gay
the rcmp will be busting through your door any minute

maybe i'm a woman

he has a feminine penis so it's still gay

not only my penis is feminine, wanna see?

any suggestions for the best shotgun loads to kill yourself with? 2018 isn't looking so great

cum

we are being attacked by an underage spammer

why not, user?

interesting data

very nice user

>user

getting to the point where i have little to live for, nothing seems to get better despite my best efforts

god bless the west coast and especially washington state
we will carry the way forward into 2017

you dont
kim-sama turns you into glowworms

so what is exactly wrong

let's be real
kimmy will want to use any potential whatosever that he has on the most probable location that could be hit despite defenses networks
so his neighbors

lets be real
im from the future
i witnessed it
you dont know what i know kiddo

but yeah it'd make sense for him to nuke china and/or russia first

champagne is so bitter. i'm staying straight edge.

it feels like it should be 3am not 11pm

>betrayed by family
>no raise
>increasing expenses
>shit apartment
>no car
>city becomes increasingly non white
>the price to buy property is unachievable
>no future

what stocks should i invest in
i want to be a solo neet

if you carry guns in public you won't get bothered by police unless you are doing something very stupid ie walking into a police station with long barreled rifles

live wire energy chews

Think it's obvious Kimmy boy doesn't want to use nukes (and likely never will) it's mostly as a deterrent so his fucked up regime can continue to hold power without fear of invasion. Solid strategy desu

I'll stop the world and melt with you
You've seen some changes and it's getting better all the time

i don't trust anything with "wire" in the name

that's half of Sup Forums man the fuck up, lift or start running at the very least, we are all going to make it

With the family, fellas

>we are all going to make it
fuck you. you don't know me. you don't know what I've been through? do know what I've been through? do you know me? who are you?

that's not the issue man

why tf wasn't I invited

i thought mexico was white?

i'm too scared of the gym

We are darker than Africa my dude

i hope my first pizza of the year is a good one

>people born in 2000 can post on Sup Forums now
abandon ship
abandon ship

>You can fuck people born in 2000 now

wish it was 2000 again

>tfw no hairy canuck bf
why even live

about to take my first Denny's trip of the neewyear buds

38 more minutes til new year here in az

Ayy same here

Where you at

smack dab in the middle of Phoenix

used to live in chandler
boy i miss the suburbs

>boy i miss the suburbs
the chem trails must be very bad in the southwest

>tfw chapped lips and can't stop picking flakes off

Boys *.*

don't like seeing south of the border bone structures

100% cherokoismacatan right there

rate my doggo

fake and gay

havent seen this shill get trending in a while

rude

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Greetings from Sinaloa my boy

Happy New year

Can you murder Caraposter for me?

He lives pretty close by but no, other than his old schtick he's a good fella

Yeah I was joking but he can get annoying

just 4 more minutes bud and it'll finally be 2018

People have been firing their weapons for a good 20 minutes here

HAPPY NEW YEAR

WOOOOOOOOOOO

bout to get trashed by myself

>let's give womon a seperate class for racing

is this actually a thing?

is that a serious question

Happy New year

feminists don't really want equality

Generally when women are given their own division in competitive anything (be it chess, esports, or even physical sports to a small degree), it's because they're attempting to attract more female viewers and players to build up the market because otherwise those markets would be dead. Not because they're inherently inferior and would never be able to compete with a man.
God bless America and God bless capitalism!

yes

technically they can still compete with men
but the class still exists

do you think he meant racing as in with a wheel at home connected to ur PC

girls dont play video games

they do now
>tfw born too early to meet the perfect gayming waifu

anyone have any new years resolutions?

i want to have sex

reeeeeeee people born after 2000