Hey bro i got this usb! can you put a bunch of movies on it? thanks!

>hey bro i got this usb! can you put a bunch of movies on it? thanks!
>its a 2gb flash drive
what the fuck?

idk i used to get 500-700 mb movies online b4
not everyone wants bluray to watch a stupid movie

lmao you're the cuck everyone goes to for this type of shit
I bet they all say wow you know so much about computers user you should take IT courses

jk that's me

That is like 3-4 movies of storage user

That's enough for like 2 YIFY rips

>hey bro! youre smart right? can you fix my computer?
i just want them to leave me alone at this point

>sure thing bro
>throw usb drive in the trash in front of him and walk away

Sure bro here's your usb back.

I can probably stick a few YIFY on there. He's not gonna care.

~puts hard drive frying virus on it~

Not a problem thanks to BASED YIFI

Convert all the movies to 240x480 avi files with 200kbps bitrate. I'm sure you could fit a lot of those on that.

kek no fucking way it was this bad

more like 7

if I notice the quality or the compression it hurts my enjoyment. I download bluray rips using THE BEST compression methods even if I plan to watch a movie on my phone on an airplane. what's 5 gigs in 2017?

a10 v10
thanks yiffy
greetings from bombay

it wasnt

hes memeing

yeah i was thinking that

He wants potato cam quality movies that are like 30mb each.

So are you cropping them vertically or are you rotating them 90 degrees?

For whatever reason I find this watchable.

Space I can use for porn

Reminder anything over a gig is likely a virus

>tfw to dumb to understand anything beyond size and "rip"
>the don't know what to do when an HD file lags

>sure!
>throw on a bunch of horrible quality videos compressed down to 240p

run your 20 GB rips through whatever video editor you can find to make them like 200 mb. if he complains tell him he's ungrateful.

>Hey man I already showed you how to do this shit yourself.
>If you want any of the movies I currently have there might be 1 or 2 that will fit on your USB.
>Yea, next time bring a bigger one I guess.

...

Thanks to years of isolation I no longer get computer guy requests. Anyone i meet now if it ever comes up i pretend to be computer illiterate. Seriously fuck anyone that has computer guy requests

hdd space is all but free these days
>hd file lags
buy a computer that isn't from 1997