Wake up today

>Wake up today
>Look at $700 iPhone
>CNN: It's over for Drumpf today
>Oh boy, it's finally the big day
>Double Bonus
> $750 paycheck finally hit
>Pay interest on student loans
>Still $80k in debt for gender studies
>Drop off $700 rent check 8 days late
>Call off work at coffee shop
>Gotta go see Comey ruin Drumpf!
>Bike down to the local bar
>They're having specials
>$5 PBRs
>Testimony Starts
>Lorreta Lynch?
>Bet they're gonna talk about the grandkids
>Told FBI to call it a "matter?!?!?"
>Log into Huffpo
>Okay cool, they still say Drumpf is done
>They've never been wrong
>Ha! Bet they never catch that leaker.
>What?!? Comey is a shitbag leaker?!?
>Guys??? It's still over for Drumpf, right?
>"Trump not under FBI investigation"
>This can't be happening again!
>"NYT had it all wrong".
>But I just renewed my subscription!
>Get text from Share Blue
>$.07/post tonight
>"Comey did really well today"
>"Definitely over for Trump"
>I'm resisting!
>Maybe not today, but someday I'll get ahead
>Someday I'll stop worrying about dying alone.

This was somebody's day today.

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"We will no longer surrender this country to the false song of globalism"

I know he's supposed to be an american but wtf blizzard

>Bike down to the local bar
>$5 PBRs
God why are liberals so fucking pathetic?

Liberalism is a sickness.

what part of this is Sup Forums?

>Comey appears on televisions
>Sup Forums- television and film

The one where you selectively complain

At least they leave the house and go hang with friends IRL

Sage

bump

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

he you're breaking the rules whilst pretending to care about them??

i do too user

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kek

>Le altright le pusy le crie le about le literally le evrything

no idea what happened. what did comey say in his testimony? i just assumed by lack of outcry it was nothing

trying to hard m8

I guess crying from winning is technically crying

how many scoops would you like

The part where unemployed virgins whine about employed sex-havers

KERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPF

The part where you get triggered by a post on an anime image board. Fucking sperg.

t. reddit

Fucking hell, keep this garbage on pol, you actual sack of human trash.

what's wrong with that? (except drinking PBR obviously). it's better than drinking and driving

Sells product to fight capitalism. Please tell me this is not shopped.

>drinking and driving
>New York

t. reddit

thats right you tell them

I just told a bunch of them to leave colbert alone earlier

btfo out all of them, some people just don't undersand there are limits to comedey and Sup Forums is a nerd culture safe space

You can get DUIs using any vehicle, including bicycles.

this has to be a joke

has to be.

Please tell me this is real

Kek

How much more can libcucks lose?

lol burger laws
I'd still rather get hit by a drunk on a bicycle than a car

>someone was triggered enough to write this

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top kek

checkmate socialists :^)

dems taking the blackpill is the smartest move, yet Trump is playing them to his own tune every day

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE /HER TURN/. ALL MY FAVORITE CELEBRITIES SAID SO

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the chinese iphone makers being poor is such a meme

They are paid well by chinese standards.They live at the iphone factories but they have good living, gyms, restaurants, etc.

Politics is woven into everything, believe it or not.

All I see are libcuck tears here every day.

How are the liberals spinning this? I'm are they are still pretending they are on the verge of winning.

kek, i love that american politics is the current trend now, so you have to make sure you're seen to be aware of whats going on politically.

Better than watching grown men drinking martinis and mimosas while they make fun of country bars for not serving their favorite mixed drink.

How much more can Sup Forums lose?

the i-phone one isn't as ridiculous as the others though... like you can buy another type of phone

t. reddit

>not posting the original

they literally install nets around the buildings to prevent them from leaping to their deaths

>stop using your money for propaganda
>give it to us
>gives it to us

what a loss!

ok, well im just telling you what ive researched and spoken to people who live there

if you want to make good money you work. if you dont you kill yourself or be born an american.

reddit is pro trump

Not this retarded meme again

they believe Comey has something he'll reveal in a private manner that'll lead to Trump's demise

LOL

so they are looked after

If yoru living area was prone to a few jumpers you would protest and ask you local district or council for nets also

Its called health and safety?

Its right wing shit heads like you who won't support it because muh tax money

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>falling for memes

IF YOU WORK AT AN IPHONE FACTORY YOU GET PAID BANK BY CHINESE STANDARDS

This is reality. Fuck off with your memes you saw on facebook.

t. chinese american

those images only work when you're right

>not one of them was employed

t. reddit

I thought they were all employed as Shariablue shills?

me.me/i/15211216

KYS

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Where the fuck do pbrs cost 5 bucks.

whole board isn't one person, my friend.

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what kind of edgy faggots go to a bar to watch a presser?

The kind of faggots who have friends and don't browse a weeb board on a Friday night would be my guess.

Bump :)

People with money and over 18 yeard old

t. reddit

>18 in usa
>going to a bar

enjoy your soda

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no you can't ugh that's icky.

LOL

>can get drafted
>can't drink beer
The absolute state of the land of the free

>everybody likes alcohol
Normalfags out

it's weird that Sup Forums hates bombing syria so much, you'd think they'd love killing muslims

I guess a racist clock is right twice a nigger

>drumpfkins still exist

Leftist memes are so bad that I'm almost convinced it's just Sup Forums false flagging.

>not getting shitfaced by yourself every night to numb the pain and loneliness
Normalfags get out

t. reddit

Christ cram a few more lines of text in there I don't think you got the point across. Why is every forced liberal meme like this? Like they sperg out and get so angry while they're making it they end up writing wayyyyy too much text

>Saudi Arabia tries to influence US election through donations is the same as buying American arms

wut

>posting irrelevant election memes

>drinking alcohol ever
Normalfags leave

>Being surprised that Nationalists just want to be left alone
Its almost like you believe that all Nationalists are LITERALLY Hitler

Some pics speak for themselves tbqhwu

Where did it go so wrong for them

A WA AH AH AAH

Sup Forums has been pro-assad since that war started back in 2011 though.

>$0.07 a post
where do i sign up

>>Someday I'll stop worrying about dying alone.

If you make the precursors "ravenously eat Mom's tendies" and "briefly contemplate how I'll survive when she's dead," it sounds like your life.

I have no dog in this idiot fight, by the by. I just like laughing at the ill-equipped.

You're mixing up traditional Sup Forums nationalists with nu Sup Forums cancer here.