>Wake up today >Look at $700 iPhone >CNN: It's over for Drumpf today >Oh boy, it's finally the big day >Double Bonus > $750 paycheck finally hit >Pay interest on student loans >Still $80k in debt for gender studies >Drop off $700 rent check 8 days late >Call off work at coffee shop >Gotta go see Comey ruin Drumpf! >Bike down to the local bar >They're having specials >$5 PBRs >Testimony Starts >Lorreta Lynch? >Bet they're gonna talk about the grandkids >Told FBI to call it a "matter?!?!?" >Log into Huffpo >Okay cool, they still say Drumpf is done >They've never been wrong >Ha! Bet they never catch that leaker. >What?!? Comey is a shitbag leaker?!? >Guys??? It's still over for Drumpf, right? >"Trump not under FBI investigation" >This can't be happening again! >"NYT had it all wrong". >But I just renewed my subscription! >Get text from Share Blue >$.07/post tonight >"Comey did really well today" >"Definitely over for Trump" >I'm resisting! >Maybe not today, but someday I'll get ahead >Someday I'll stop worrying about dying alone.
what kind of edgy faggots go to a bar to watch a presser?
Josiah Watson
The kind of faggots who have friends and don't browse a weeb board on a Friday night would be my guess.
Bentley Russell
Bump :)
Nicholas King
People with money and over 18 yeard old
Henry Cook
t. reddit
Jayden Sanders
>18 in usa >going to a bar
enjoy your soda
Asher Adams
...
Nolan Allen
no you can't ugh that's icky.
Jack Phillips
LOL
Cameron Robinson
>can get drafted >can't drink beer The absolute state of the land of the free
David Johnson
>everybody likes alcohol Normalfags out
Christian Torres
it's weird that Sup Forums hates bombing syria so much, you'd think they'd love killing muslims
I guess a racist clock is right twice a nigger
Isaiah Phillips
>drumpfkins still exist
Jaxon Cooper
Leftist memes are so bad that I'm almost convinced it's just Sup Forums false flagging.
Nolan Murphy
>not getting shitfaced by yourself every night to numb the pain and loneliness Normalfags get out
Kevin Ross
t. reddit
Thomas Torres
Christ cram a few more lines of text in there I don't think you got the point across. Why is every forced liberal meme like this? Like they sperg out and get so angry while they're making it they end up writing wayyyyy too much text
Leo Brooks
>Saudi Arabia tries to influence US election through donations is the same as buying American arms
wut
Liam Ross
>posting irrelevant election memes
Joshua Baker
>drinking alcohol ever Normalfags leave
Daniel Cruz
>Being surprised that Nationalists just want to be left alone Its almost like you believe that all Nationalists are LITERALLY Hitler
Logan Cook
Some pics speak for themselves tbqhwu
Nolan Murphy
Where did it go so wrong for them
Ryan Stewart
A WA AH AH AAH
Gavin Rogers
Sup Forums has been pro-assad since that war started back in 2011 though.
Sebastian Wood
>$0.07 a post where do i sign up
Colton Bell
>>Someday I'll stop worrying about dying alone.
If you make the precursors "ravenously eat Mom's tendies" and "briefly contemplate how I'll survive when she's dead," it sounds like your life.
I have no dog in this idiot fight, by the by. I just like laughing at the ill-equipped.
Daniel Murphy
You're mixing up traditional Sup Forums nationalists with nu Sup Forums cancer here.